FRB Diss Tracks

snakebite

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Verse (0:11)
Oh God, where do I start, I know i talk a lot and can piss you off, but you got too much issues to start with,
Or maybe I can ask this very pasty boy ‘bout the lies he tells us on a daily basis
No, yeah, that can wait a minute, tell me why you just like Ayden, lonely nerd, uncreative, that spends his time rippin’ me off
And he’s a goofy water starter that’s mostly hated and berated with L’s whenever he talks

Back to the lies, he says he awesome, he’s not just get a load of this guy bruhhh
Says he’s praised, only time we’re on our knees is when begging to rid that Padilla ass haircut
And if he did cut it, he’d get bullied to his coffin cuz he looks like fucking Vector
But he chooses to walk around lookin’ like an emo kid straight outta Twitter 

Most my shit’s experimental while that voice sounds like an experiment gone mental
How you’re the lesser man next to your girlfriend, that shit deserves a metal
He gets pissy when we all label him as lame and gay and he clearly is
I mean kid explain what half the shit you and Grasman talk about is

Aye, claim i’m your best friend yet every day i’m always gettin’ replaced
With the same nerds you complain about in those essays you send almost every day
You tend to bitch about MY art being used, like you’re jealous of MY success as Mimikyu
And if it wasn’t for MY name carrying YOU, you would’ve been better off as the next acexperts, dude

Beat produced by kirk
Written and recorded in like 2 hours LMAO
This was made for jokes and funny reasons so if it’s off beat who cares

The Nugget Lameness (prod. kirk)

Henry Vs Henry was a battle that really showed your abilities.
I didn’t help anything but still got a credit thanking me.
Not getting in the top 10 was sad and unlucky.
But I still laugh that you lost to huggy fuckin’ wuggy.

Crazy you have a crew yet 3 people really work on your battles
Really high quality! Yet trav shark has more subs on his channel.
Not a diss to Trav what he does is pretty impressive!
Can’t say the same for racist bars made by Grasman. Pretty offensive. 

You’re more of a box head than the art that you make.
Stop making fnaf and serial killer battles for god sake!
Ok I’m done here. I would love to hear a rebuttal from you now
Well. If you don’t have BDGR's meat in your mouth. 

Mixed by my favorite homosexual BDGR! 

This was recorded at school.

mowing the grass (Prod. LEXNOUR)

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Had to get some shit off my chest.

Lyrics:
Start calling me Geppetto, bitch I made both you fake freaks
Calling me a pedo, bitch you’re making me angry
Fawning over Miku, Knives, Usagi, and Amy
How come the girls you like are all under 18?

Oh, speaking of Amy!
You brought in a friend? Well, so did I!
Ta-daaaa!
(Please, Sonic, save me!)
It’s your funeral! I took Rose, dropped her
Shimmy, shake it and shut the fuck up ‘fore I come after Osaka

This fucking fist up your ass’ll fit ya 
Better than any profile picture you’ve had in the past six months
We all saw what you did, bruh, Karen had a fit
Fuck the owner of the establishment, go seek out anger management

Venting all your rage at the drive-through cause you’re jealous
Taking your anger out on workers cause they do what you never
For proof, I’ve got the recordings, from you that’s like the first time ever
Your personality’s like Eddie, they’re both begging for edits

Fuck a broom, you’re the biggest tool Nugget’s friends with
Too busy letting you live in my shadow, of course I’m homeless
If your fatass is ever found on someone’s Mount Rushmore then
It’s you taking up all four slots of the “hungry as a horse”men

Nugget, I’ll be sliding you with ease
I’ll catch you slipping harder than Psytube at the keys
Chatting shit was a mistake, bro said fuck his health
Like those zoophiles in his About Me, he shot himself

Like that fucking selfie that turned into a meme
Go back to BDGR, Skinny Pete
How you dissing me lookin like pre-evo Jofinity
I’m the asteroid hittin’ Pilgrim’s clone like he’s Nega-Scott 
You ain’t no mighty T-rex, you’re a drier Cera tops

Your uncreative ass’ll scheme, oh no let’s go after Holden
Bitch my only comfort character is me, and you both missed!
Eddie spent years being above FRBs
But took one look at you bozos and couldn’t hold himself from going in

Thought jumpin’ me woulda sunk my boat
Here’s some pills to swallow cause I know y’all gonna choke
I’m on my Garrett shit, I’ll come garrote ya both
How you gon’ fight when you’re hit with a double dose

Thought jumpin’ me woulda sunk my boat
Here’s some pills to swallow cause I know y’all gonna choke
I’m on my Garrett shit, I’ll come garrote ya both
How you gon’ fight when you’re hit with a double dose

Nugget, I will catch you on these streets, grab the pistol
Aim and drop your gangly ass in one round like Gizmo
You never wanted this smoke
Shoulda kept away like old JustGamer Cole
There is no apologizing outta this though

Don’t you dare drop a response or you’ll eat shit
Treat that fucking doc like it’s Walk’s and delete it
You got me seeing red, I’ll stand my ground for weeks on end
Until I’m seeing red and you want it to be the end
But like the color red you’ll never see it

Shimario, live up to your name and fucking clean this
Weak shit that’s leaking out your pipes
Like that King Kong thumbnail, don’t wanna see no features
Or see ya next stream - the Shitting Yourself speedrun

I was the Fall Guy for the crime that was your first shit
Y’all handed us the dub, now you callin’ us the “worseman”
Another L you’re taking tonight
Kid, how the fuck am I hearing this shit from Snakelite

Shoutout Dilly, shoutout Eddie, shoutout everybody
Who’s tryna see these fuckers fall and come collect their bodies
So keep on suckin’ up to me and get that venom out ya
Or we’ll see how Nintendo’s lawyers feel about ya