garbageGothic as Judgement (Helltaker)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Sans (Undertale)

MetaMachine as Papyrus (cameo)

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jKyMXVGeYqn8ABwnZIE85MdmyGZ8j1-eZ8nIqStkmhg/edit?usp=sharing

Judgment vs. Sans

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

These two are armed with cold guns and are here to give some cold rhymes. Leonard Snart AKA Captain Cold and Mei from Overwatch. Which of these two can take the cold? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Captain Cold:
The iceman cometh with cold rhymes to bring an ice age 
Mei’s making many of the players rage when a player picks Mei as their main
And may I ask you this? What made you really think facing me was a good intention?
I’m against killing, especially women, but just for you, I’ll make an exception
There’s no rescue for you here like there was no help for your Ecopoint team 
Hell, even Mr. Freeze’s wife is still alive in cryosleep
That polar storm in Antarctica ain’t shit compared to the cold I bring
Temperatures below zero degrees, even you will be left shivering

Mei:
Qīfu rén! All cause Lenny was raised a wreck
Or perhaps it’s all because you are a villain that everyone forgets
I’m representing Blizzard and I think it clearly shows
While you’re rolling with a team of jokes, have the gall to dub yourselves as Rogues
Your father beat you senseless and it worsened when your grandfather passed
You will make a nice ice sculpture when you’re hit with my endothermic blasts
All this tech and you waste it for just simply robbing banks
When it comes to Flash villains named Captain, I prefer Boomerang

Captain Cold:
Your lines can barely chip the ice, make like Tracer and start running
With nine years of hibernation, you’re not ready for what’s coming
From your ice shell to your ice wall, you clearly show some cowardice
My technology made the fastest man alive fall powerless
You think you can beat a man who’s Cold Gun matched Superman’s laser eyes?
Overwatch fans rarely play you, they care for you cause you’re thicc as ice
I shattered a man’s arm off using the cold air around me
Whenever you hurt someone, you always follow with an apology

Mei:
Snart ain’t so smart, you are just the average criminal
A villain with ice weaponry? That’s not very original
We both specialize in cold but I’m putting the burr in burns 
I’ll do you here like Wonder Woman did to Golden Glider
Our world is worth fighting for just not when it comes to scum like you
You ripped off Mortal Kombat when they changed you in New 52
It’s nothing personal and I’d hate to give the cold shoulder 
But even if you turned up the AC, it’s pointless, this emcee will make things colder

CAST:
B-Lo as Captain Cold
Miss Shellah as Mei

Beat Produced by Tristan

Captain Cold Vs Mei - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

(CONTEXT: https://i.redd.it/sxgappnq4mw11.jpg)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the goofy mutilated murderers: MDHHCD vs Hash-Slinging Slasher

-LYRICS-

Man Door:
(Yo) whatcha gonna do, wave at me with your nub singed?
I got a handle on this battle; Man Door is unhinged
Oh look, more slime to spill down the Krusty Krab walls as usual
Frying and firing this fry cook like a 2nd funeral
My bars have got that secret sauce that you're lacking, huh?
You couldn’t flip a line if both of your hands were spatulas
Speed of Gary when you’re rhyming. Try to run from my sickle
You’re bout as scary as a pirate tryna come for my pickle (ugh)
Hop back on your bus, cuz you best be retreating
Don’t need Nosferatu, I’ll knock your lights out neatly
Let’s hope your verse is like your phone calls: no speaking
I’ll leave you in the dumpster, so good luck… sweaty

Hash-Slinging Slasher
Staying up… at night with THAT verse? Bad decision
But to be fair, it was longer than your story to begin with
How’s a guy with no name or design think he’s not losing?
Both raise our eyebrows: you with fear, me with confusion
Either learn better English or get slayed hard, bitch
If I let you in, be ready for a graveyard shift
And with your hook lodged in the door, it’s time that I sped up
I’m looking to see red like “dude, can I get some ketchup?”
I got your ass sprinting backwards like a gas-thieving bastard
Yo, you’re a trash-flinging rapper, and I’m the Hash-Slinging Slasher
Go back to stealing steres, you copypasta wannabe
I stopped the voice cuz I was nervous you’d keep spitting awfully


Light as Man Door hand Hook Car Door
Commander Jacob as Hash-Slinging Slasher
Zawesome as Ketchup Requester (cameo)
Written by Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Edited and thumbnailed by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door vs Hash-Slinging Slasher | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Snakebite126 as Gengar
Alex the Beast as Enderman

Gengar:
Everyone’s favourite pokémon enters in your ring
Rapping against the guy who made deserts more boring?
As a seasoned poltergeist, I could have you out cold on the floor in a second
I’d take a door and I’d break your jaw but it looks like you saved me the effort
I’m Gengar, all the kids are scared of me, let’s take a look at this long armed skinny thing
Man used to be a bigshot enemy till kids turned his ass to a mob farm guinea pig
No prank could compare to this mockery, what’s this fucker even gonna do, chuck a block at me
I’m the power making people cower at the doorstep of the tower while you can’t even stand still properly

Enderman:
It’s cute that baby’s first ghost wants to call me second rate
I’d feel bad crippling you more, you already lost Levitate
Aww, you’re the ace of Agatha? I’m the ace of a fucking dragon bruh
Should go back to your birthday party haunted house when you’re facing this massacre ravager
I'm teleporting when I'm in my Haunting watch all players scream when they see me
While this scrambled egg wants to diss on my game when his scariest squad is called fucking Team Meanies
So don’t think you’ll beat me, ooh, I’m lord of the desert so yeah I’m more than effective at beating Haunter With Legs up
The thought of a trainer ever having fought with your setup, I’d have abandoned you too if I saw those defences
I’m actually better through patches, it’s terror that all Gamefreak did to you’s trash out your mega
So crack from the pressure or come at me with your Gigantamax form looking half in the Nether
I stack up against ya and it’s not just height, put moving around forks against a real pro’s fright
I’ll wipe that grin off your face and there is no escaping, how could you miss with those eyes

Gengar:
Can’t think of decent material when we clash, Ender?
I haven’t seen you this stumped since your smash render
All that glitchy teleporting for a 50% lame drop?
The only End you lead me to is switching the fucking game off
(Fast Rap)
This little freak bag wants to be more than a cheap gag?
Even those arms couldn’t reach that
Flee fast, you had no direction in that rap
Expected better from a glorified Satnav
Don’t need a lizard eye to see who’s winning
I mean just look at this B class villain
Spawn in the hundreds and sold out as plushes
My guy’s basically The End’s Minions

Enderman:
There’s simply no match when I’m up against this desperate dead blob
I’d drop you low as your Pokkén tier if I could get past bedrock
‘Bout time I end this fight and this pathetic sight leave you more withered than your shiny when I strike
Gonna send your ass back to the tower and- oh endermites (he gets slashed in half by steve it makes more sense with the video)

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Anywaywell

Enderman vs Gengar - Psytube Rap Battles

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been hard at work on this new series, MC Fawful Rap Battles! This first battle pits the Springwood Slasher, Freddy Krueger, against Jacob's favorite son, Joseph! Which dreamer will win? That's for you to decide!

Alex/J Morris the Review Guy as Freddy Krueger
Snakebite126 as Joseph
Mixed by Alex
Written by MC Fawful and Snakebite126
Thumbnail by Trakked

Freddy Krueger:
This lame teen can explain dreams? Then, surely you’ll know the most important sign.
When Freddy’s haunting your nightmares, it’s an omen a bitch is going to die.
You’re in my world now, Joseph! This sinful killer’s ripping biblical figures to pieces.
Wheel your chariot on Elm Street and you best believe that the dream demon’s beating a believer like Jesus!
Poor, Poor Joseph, nowhere to Go, Go, Go and forced to flow, flow, flow with,
The Nightmare, so Close Every Door from me, but this GOAT’s still spilling blood to leave your dreams coated!
You ain’t been relevant since the 90s, so if you wanna play games with me, I’m endin’ this
I don’t need any accessories for the NES to be the death of this bitch from Genesis

Joseph:
Hm, a pedo with fiendish schemes? I’m not sure what the meaning could be
But that verse was a mess, while I’m spitting sick. I must be inside a fever dream
Been going strong for half a century and I know all about dealing with malevolent men!
My raps are raising the adrenaline, just one shot from me and Freddy’s Dead
Dissin religions but you’re fearing Christians, your nun of a mom beat you worse than Voorhees
Defeated with ease by fearless teens? Your movies are seven ears of corny.
I suffered through slavery, rotted away in a cell, and still lived to tell the tale, oh,
Your right hand’s equipped with shiny blades? I’m the right-hand man of the pharaoh!

Freddy Krueger:
The “favorite child” wants to talk about family relations? Ha! You better quit it.
Your bros got more dough from selling you away than your own show got off of tickets.
That’s right, Englund’s spilling the tea. You only got far by sucking up all your life.
Your owner locked you away for cheating, but the poor slave never even got with his wife!
I’m a horror icon feared across the world. Got kids terrified to even yawn.
You’re a crappy musical for church goers that can’t decide on one style of song.
Your coat got all the color while you’re bland as Rice, so be careful not to delve in my realm
Or else your pops’ll be sobbing when he hears there’s One More Angel in Hell! (Hahaha!)

Joseph:
Figures you’d bring up fathers. Yes, mine favored me the most
But with your own troubling past, how could you even boast?
First, the busting out in the nuthouse, then your adoption was repelling
It makes sense you’d dislike my songs, how your foster father taught you about belting (Ha!)
Your family never forgave you, sent you to your grave, you’ll never know a happily ever after
I’ve got scorching flows like gasoline, it’s game, set, match, for the Springwood Slasher
So keep the Christmas sweater on, Santa Claws, Christ himself is with me till the end
This inhuman monster’s a coward who just got beat by Joseph, amen.

Stay tuned for the next battle. Hope you don't axe-identally miss it.

Freddy Krueger vs Joseph - MC Fawful Rap Battles

(#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Snakebite126) BENNY SPITTING

epic salad fingers spittin aw yea lets go eddie

#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Salad Fingers Verse Dustin

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Yo MAMA!!!
Alanon as the announcer
Eric the Audible as Ryu 
JordanShowish as Liu Kang
Written by Trakked, Snakebite and WDRB
Beat by The Unbeatables
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Jordanshowish

Battle:
Ryu:
Came in search for someone worthy, yet a killer monk appears
Raiden's lackey's lacking sense if he chooses to come near
The Satsui no Hado plagues me, but your thoughts plague yourself
You're an outdated copy, a cartridge stuck on the shelf
Best escape with a Bicycle, cause no kick can subdue me
A personality even worse than the ratings on your movies
You should see that fatalities aren't in the wise path
Seems though, you've already succumbed to your side's wrath
Its evident this Revenant's just a blight on fighters
A pestilence that meddles with his fire like a lighter
Killed by your enemy and protector, it's clear you're unworthy
Put down your mic and fight; for no words can hurt me

Liu Kang:
Serving Earthrealm is my duty, but there's no saving your series
All bark and no bite, so you can't battle, clearly.
Droning on isn't my style, I lost interest Mid-Way
Thought I became a zombie again; your raps dulled my brain
While this homeless orphan’s left roaming the world, searching for fights
I’ve won the trophy in every tournament I’ve been in with sheer might
Against the likes of Scorpion, sorcerers, and soldiers of ice
And now I’m scorching this corpse with a fatality on the mic
You've rapped wrong, Capcom's mascot's a disgrace
No impact on other media so you have to save face
I’m the chosen one, a holy son, before you wanna dance
Change your catchphrase to "You must defeat Liu Kang to stand a chance"
