Wetzels Shitzels (ft. Lil Bingus)

What If Among Us Had Lyrics (prod. Yousef)

The Clitoris Iceberg (prod. Nider)

Dookie Stories To Smell In The Shart (ft. Momo)

The Peanut Poppening With The Smoke Detector

Suicide Squidward The Song

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Derreks Pee Trick (prod. Coal Bones)

Kidney Talk With Yousef And Dr. Ayman Geneidy

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Alvin And The Slut Nuts

I Need To Pee (prod. Yousef)

I Wish It Smelled Like Stink Stink Tho

It Was A Joke I Dont Have Hemorrhoids

I Have Hemorrhoids

Ernest Hemmingroids Intro

Hot Cross Bruhns

Johnny Test Theme Cover (ft. Richie)

The Lactose Intolerable Acts

Epic Rap Battles Of History Circumcised Vs Uncircumcised

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Lie Balls

misc. old songs from different projects and different times

Obama Mode 2

derrek.org

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Date and Time

My new album Damn Slunk™ is the bestselling sequel to my first album, Virtual Salamander. This isn't an album actually I lied. It is the second part of Phase 4 of my plan to steal all the ketchup in the world. "Why would I want to have all the ketchup in the world?" you may be asking yourself, or perhaps "How does releasing one of the greatest albums of the decade help you acquire such an absurd amount of ketchup?". Well I will be answering both of these questions right now hahahaha. OK so get this; I make thousands of dollars making meaningful investments in stocks and use the money to relocate to antarctica, freeze hundreds of ketchup bottles into ketchup bricks using the cold climate of the area, and a construction crew. I then commission the construction crew to use the bricks to make a humble house out of ketchup bricks. Over the next two and a half years I rent out rooms of the house with a service similar to Airbnb. Three years later the house will melt due to global warming, resulting in a sizable pile of ketchup. I will use the money raised by the Airbnb to host a massive potluck and when people want ketchup on their food they just go to the ketchup pile in the middle of the party and dip their food in it haha.

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