Note: Re-uploaded this real quick because I ran out of space on my account for some reason only to realize I uploaded a 30 minute version...

WOOPS!

Splatoon 2 - Party's Over (Losing Splatfest Battle Theme)

SIG, SMG4, A HAT IN TIME AND DELTARUNE!! 
#1 fan to placing the blame by self🥹✌️ Augwin enthusiast🤤
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Yaria my beloved❤️




W support character, trust🙏











Why are even you reading this?














This is not interesting bro💀






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Okay why are you still here?








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Do you want me to say something?







What do I put want from me bro🗿



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Ermmmm…


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Fine, you want me to say something?







Keep scrolling for a cool fun fact.









Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!



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Is that what you wanted?






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Why in the lords name are you still here?!






Go away💀




I gave you what you wanted. Leave.




Leave.





I don’t want you here :(






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I’m bout to sing CPR bro




GO AWAY😭





You want me to sing it don’t you?



Of course you do.






Fine, here.
*ahem*







Um, dois, três, quatro
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)





I’m too lazy to sing the rest.


I’m at character limit, so this is the end.



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Splatoon 2 - Party's Over (Losing Splatfest Battle Theme)

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