Fortress Story

I mostly post whatever I can’t find anywhere else, especially LISA content. Profile and header art isn’t mine. All credit goes to the owners.

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C'était stupide


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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.-Alfred Coleman as Eggman (written by Edd Balls)

I have a dark secret I main scout even though I am spy
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This is bill, please repost bill in every comment section you visit so he can explore

I hope I am touching enough grass.
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Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

- I like music with a strong feel to the beat and anything that's funny as well. Also, I have a Degree in Memeology, so for you smooth brained normies (not to sound rude) it means I am a person who revolves around the dankest of memes on the interweb. Also, thank you guys for following me even though I don't make music yet, I'm just here to share what I like to people with similar interests or give others something new to listen to because music is the universal language. Also, stay safe my dudes and remember, don't do drugs kids unless your doctor perscribes them, then in which case, Weeee!
 "Purpose is not something you're given, its something you choose." - My father

Q: Why are you so positive all the time?
A: Because it's better for your health I would imagine, plus, it's just easy for me.

Q: What’s your favorite food?
A: Generic question, but the edible kind I guess.

Q: Where do you live?
A: In a house with other unpredictable animals known as my family.

Fortress Story

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