Dank Tracks

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out.

hip2fuck

Fug Bees

Tracks involving Fuck Bees (Official Music Video) by happeningtelevision

Bees

Vinetale au (vinesauce)

wake up/shower playlist 7 (grand dad?)

But the bee flies anyway

MUSIC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BETZYNDpbLg

Music by Michael Yanoska
Lyrics by Michael Yanoska & Alex Vergel
Mixed & mastered by Nick Agee at T.S. Alley.
© 2014 HCP Productions.

Watch the video!

Luigi Death Stare

i'm that flight that you get on

Sockstar

The 3rd installment in our "Nintendo Rap" series!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVj59uwQkw

Music by Michael Yanoska
Lyrics by Michael Yanoska & Alex Vergel
Mixed & mastered by Nick Agee at The Barrington.
© 2015 HCP Productions.

Amiibo Rap

All Star no uta

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160K Update: I've resigned myself to accepting that this post will be a burial ground for memes of all kinds, from the aloof to the shitposts, to the intentional, the ironic, and even just maybe the occasional, mythical "good post".

147K Update: I'm pretty sure this isn't spoilers anymore but whatever

420 Repost Update: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/53958148/Snips/420reposts.PNG

121K Update: Someone on YouTube asked for a version with no BGM, and it sounded okay when I tried it, so here it is. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iaWDLY2GXpaZltpr0TFeKfcdW1h8ckyY/view

102K Update: waw shihs oh man my anus

68.9K Update: thank you all, snek appreciates every last one of you

35K Update: I like this number.

Tweet Update: THANK YOU JOEL

Well, I finally beat Undertale. I also noticed this was requested a couple or so times on my most popular sound, so... here it is. Megalovania in the style of Joel's teacher. Don't go around spoiling people with this.

P.S.: If you were sent here and spoiled by a friend, don't blame me, blame that dickhead.

MEGADRAWDICKIA [undertale spoilers]

10K plays update: thanks you can look at my other stuff now
always do your best
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

Fuck Bees, Inc.

Honeyfuckbees Galaxy

;)

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

its hip to fuck bees vaporwave

I Got it from my Bee

Moneyhive Galaxy

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

bees in the trap

I Don't Fuck With Bees

The Beekeeper - Honeyrella Girls - Bees!!

It was hard to make, but it has the missing verse, and actually NOT A SINGLE INTERRUPTION on every edit.

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Lyrics:
I used to be a renegade, I used to FUCK around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I FUCK my BEES
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES

I FUCK my BEES in FUCK suits, I FUCK them on TV
I'm FUCKing BEES 'most everyday and FUCKing what I FUCKED
They tell me that it's good to FUCK, but I FUCK BEES
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES

FUCK BEES (slowed down, x11)

It's not too hard to FUCK BEES, you FUCK it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have FUCKED BEES
You see BEES on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of FUCK
But don't you try to FUCK ME; "A BEE who's time has come."

Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
Tell 'em, boys

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES
BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES

Hip to Fuck Bees (Remastered)

Bee Adventure 2 - FUCK From The BEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCcA9A2zmxY

It's Hip to Fuck Your Favourite Things

wew lads
nvm it was done 
https://soundcloud.com/thomas-evoy/i-dont-fuck-with-bees

I'm just really surprised I haven't seen it yet

obligatory skrillex joke, you know exactly what to expect

STARFUKK

its hip

original songs:
hip to fuck bees: https://soundcloud.com/luigiblood/hip-to-fuck-bees-remastered
core - toby fox: https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/core

Beecore

Also, frist "fuck bees" song ever
#LifeGoals

<a href="https://theartistunion.com/tracks/b5466e" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download for free on The Artist Union</a>

i feel like someone made this joke before

Abel sings about the state of memes to Smashmouth, who once told him an interesting story.

Over 50k people listened to this track. Wow. Love you people.

I Can't Fuck My Bees

Last bee joke I swear

BeeSHop

This is a good use of my few minutes remaining.

Oh! Who's Been Drawing Dicks?

Custom track made for the OFFtale AU, using Bergentruckung/ASGORE and Pepper Steak; credit for the songs go to Toby Fox and Mortis Ghost, respective

OFFtale - Two Kings

happy birthday UnderTale

HQ DL: https://thesqrtminus1.com/files/flstudiofiles/Fuckalovania/

Fuckalovania

i'm starting to catch a cold and this is what it's doing to my brain

Song That Might Play When Sans Steals Mettaton's Legs

The album of a lifetime is now here for you to enjoy!

Lunchposting: The Banquet

Meian Alien

Lunchpost 1969

The Best One

Bel-Air-izing ahoy. Not my best mix, but a mix nonetheless.
I've improved the mix as of Jan 18th '12

Bel-Air vs Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death

reborn-again tumblr user gb-camera, formerly known as MG2.6K, made a soundcloud for their shitty fucking mashups

Beecore

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