An ad improvised with @Funkymeeba. He provided the testimonials :D

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Tired of your pets trashing the house while you're away at PTA meetings and getting head from cheating wives from Facebook?
Tired of your dumb offspring shattering eggs on the kitchen floor and misplacing your Looney pyramids?
Tired of everything not going your way in general?

Introducing Spotbot! The pet that can harness the power of shame and use it to perform corrective actions on your family! NO FUN is allowed when Spotbot is watching over things! The Spotbot app allows you full remote control over the bot's actions! 

Have it punish your children and take away their video games on your behalf, so they hate the robot instead of you!
Have it rub your puppy's nose in its own piss puddle so that it leans not to do that again... 'cause it totally will!
Or even have it automatically take the chicken out of the freezer so you can eat a proper home-cooked meal instead of McDonald's for the 4th day in a row!

Let Spotbot be a parent so you don't have to! Spotbot's Youtube connectivity allows it to automatically publicize the humiliation it inflicts! Random strangers from all over the world will get to know what a dysfunctional bunch of yuppie fuckers you are! Just listen to some of these testimonials from well-known, highly-respected public figures!

"My boyfriend used to snore at night! Spotbot sawed his head off and now he's much quieter. Thanks, Spotbot!"

"My kid was experimenting with heroin, until Spotbot handed him a crackpipe! Now he's walking the straight and narrow, directly off our 3rd floor balcony and into the dumpster! I don't know what I'd do without Spotbot!"

"My cat was scratchin' up my favorite sofa until Spotbot packed 'em up and sold 'em to a meat-packing plant in Illinois! My cat ain't causin' no more trouble now! He's locked up in a can of SPAM somewhere! Hallelujah!"

Spotbot! It'll save your marriage, it'll save your nuts, it'll save a bad haircut! Hell, clamp it over the end of a piece o' bread and it'll stop the bread from goin' bad! Spotbot'll fix everything, man, they're fuckin' great. I have lost track of the tone I was attempting to portray for this commercial.

WARNING: Spotbot is not a replacement for actual human parents. Spotbot is not signified or certified to cure, prevent, or treat any disease. Spotbot is a murderous automaton that will kill your family and your pets. Spotbot says a lot of bad words. Spotbot is not a replacement for parenting or adult supervision. By purchasing Spotbot, or by viewing this commercial, you waive your rights to sue the Spotbot company for anything bad that goes wrong, ever, ever again in your life. In fact, merely by watching this commercial, you pledge to support us with monetary donations. Spotbot! It's pretty cool!

Gongbox FM - Spotbot

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Surge

https://soundcloud.com/purpleclairemusic

pressure rising,,a lil bit a lil bit more
senses heightened a just a lil bi lil bi lil bit more
fascination keeps us locked behind these doors
of perception
how do you see me , how do i see you
a glass half empty let me fill you
a glass half empty let me fill let me fill let me fill you up
can you feel it ..i can feel it ..
feel it rising like a tide inside of me and i am the wave
sail yourself on me
you can turn me upside down and inside out
never find the real me
you can twist me wrong side round and right side down
never find the real me
feel it rising like a tide inside of me and i am the wave
sail yourself on me

Surge - PurpleClaire & AudioBake

I am separated from music. When I start composing, I think about the development and layering of tones that will resonate with people. However, when I finish, the music becomes unrelated to my will. "The joy of composing lies in the betrayal of the unconscious."

Music is an experience of betrayal (298)

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I have no message and no legacy for you to carry forth. I'll die when it's time. I ain't gettin' in a freezer.

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