Nobody Told Me This Was A Reuploaded Soundcloud Version of Rap Ranter XD

WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

In our Halloween Special of OVARB, we got two characters dealing in death. the Shinigami Boogiepop vs the Arbiter Decim.

Decim: Titanium1208

Boogiepop: K.C.

Prod: Dansonn

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Decim:
Good evening I’m Decim, here to chat in rhyme
Who knew I’d be visited by the kid from Hat in Time
Rap battle rules are simple from what I’ve observed
I have to do what I’m best at: leaving guests served
My words pierce more than a dart to the heart
So much it’ll rip this DID case apart
Your novels traveled the Seas, but that ship sank
Ironic this urban legend couldn’t circulate bank
Now the fans you do have claim your storys bold
The Distortion King couldn’t turn your anime gold
Acting arrogant every time you get in a fight
Echoes made your superior using a flash of light
I can sympathize with Touka for how much you hurt her
By hindering her relationship even further
Humanity would be fine if you were destroyed
So please take a right and you’ll find the void

Boogiepop:
Oh how disappointing I thought you’d drop fire
Your opening gave the impression that you would be Flyer
One tug of my strings and I protect the population
You don’t even pull the strings in your operation
This is to whom the deceased are dropped off
A lowly arbiter I overtower with my top off
Whose head would be better off chopped off
These flows are automatic when Boogie-pops off!
Your job you proudly claim and yet it's a shame
Judging the dead is now these childish games
We’re beings to keep it straight it's in our style
As such, please wipe off that ridiculous smile
It’s no surprise you’re facing this Shinigami
When your show is still kicking cause of Yagami
Should’ve feared for yourself once you saw me
Did you learn how to kill yourself from Kurokami?

Decim:
So I heard about how teens give you attention
And how your film is too horrid for them to mention
You can add battle rap to that list of failed feats
Learn from the Manticore on how to eat beats
If you see the Imaginator give them my regards
Even if I needed no help to see your loss in the cards
With whom I judge I have to be blunt and direct
You’ve led an unfulfilling life I’d never respect

Boogiepop:
Did you think those monotone lines would cut deep?
Didn’t need to serve a drink to put me to sleep
As her successor Quin saw you as vital
Yet here you are at the bottom of the bars title
Hell that absent minded valet is higher up
You’re better suited with your dummys all wired up
Even in this world of which lacks certainty and reason
We’d sooner see Snow in April than your 2nd season

Decim vs Boogiepop- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

it's my birthday woooooooo

Azia as Aya Drevis (Mad Father)
Light as Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Light
Art by LimJJ & Xoniq
Beat by Trunxks 

Aya (0:13):
Father told me of a warrior, a once fierce-spirited youth
Who used to train with Jinpachi free from corrupt corporations 
He was raised then with compassion by a mother that her love abused 
Now he keeps his traumas locked away like a corpse in a basement!
Face it, you're a broken shell from all the scars you accumulated in the past
It’s Mad, how you’re pulling off all these strings on your son - no wonder you can’t be attached!
(Uh) You're cursed with a Rage Drive; all the hate, strife that you built up will not phase mine
For your dated franchise, spewing out the same plot ‘bout a bunch of lame guys always vying to take lives
Your fame cannot take flight, even sprouting wings
When it comes to frontrunners, they're crowning Jin (Ooh!)
Bad blood runs deep in the veins of your kin
Man, Ogre’s holy water could not cleanse your sins
Don’t even need a Mini Chainsaw for me to be offing this
Been dropping hits since 2012, you were just dropped off a cliff!

Kazuya (0:52):
A fight is about who is left standing, nothing else... 
But you best run away like you always do before this devil brings hell 
Beat me? I'll just come back like a Phoenix if you give me the drop 
You’re a bigger nuisance than Paul, BUT I WON’T LET THIS END IN A DRAW!
(AAAAARGH!) DON’T DARE TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE PASSIVE 
(ARGH!) WHEN YOU SMITE CATS FOR SATISFACTION! 
(ARGH!) YOU WENT AND BURNED DOWN YOUR WHOLE MANSION
(ARGH!) BUT COULDN’T PACK FLAMES IN YOUR RAPPING!
(ARGH!) I SHOULD’VE BEEN GIVEN A CHALLENGE
(ARGH!) NOT A BLAND, PSYCHOPATHIC DISTRACTION! 
I LET MY FATHER DESCEND INTO A PIT
YOURS MADE YOU TAKE A DESCENT INTO MADNESS!
(ARGH!) Step to the Iron Fist? Don't try it, bitch!
Daddy made you a doll ‘cause you're fucking lifeless!
I'll come for your throat, leave you choking on your lines
But no pain could be true retribution for your crimes
Inducing ill patients to visit your clinic
So you can just kill ‘em and finish your twisted
endeavours to fulfill your promise to him?
Your victims aren't the only ones that are sick!

Aya (1:31):
I let my father do his work, but I just can't forgive your experiments 
Putting boxing gloves on dinosaurs, you call THAT the peak of science?

Kazuya (1:38)
Dealt with Dio, but I’ll be the one leaving you steamrollered
So go tell my son that on a track, “Dein Vater Mörder” (HA!)

Aya (1:45):
Mother told me that I shouldn't ever try to tell lies:
Her perfume couldn't even make your sweaty players smell nice!
Conditioned to be dauntless but you won't be when I fight you
If you wish to see the face of fear, look behind you…
You got a girl pregnant then left her rejected
Effective in violence? Only when it’s domestic!
Neglected since birth, man your torment is endless
No wonder you snapped worse than your mother’s neck did! (hehehe…)
Being strapped to a rocket’s the only time you'll take off 
What a tragic fate - the one person you loved wanted this total waste of space offed!

Kazuya (2:10):
Your own maid left you slain so she can stay as Alfred’s mistress
I joined the ranks of Smash, you can’t even lift your mother’s Spirits!
Shattered your humanity and morals when your father died
Now I'll make like Monika and DRAG YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE!
(evil laughter)

Aya Drevis vs Kazuya Mishima. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & Light)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In the final battle of Wave 1, we have the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima, going up against the Ultimate Gamer, Just...Gamer, wait isn't that the title of someone else? (Credits and lyrics in doc)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTa9Bzp19vdcB5XA24RQ9AMCZ0C7SDIlN-lPnlj9XfQ/edit

JustGamer vs Junko Enoshima. FRB Vs Anything.

Sometimes that’s just how it be

HyperJacob96 as Josuke Higashikata
Rabi as Shigeyo “Mob” Kageyama
Mixed by Oofie
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Micah
Special thanks to Violet/MetalFireVA

Josuke:
With the rhymes I spit and diamond fists
I'm not one to break easily
It'll seem unfair, you'll need repair
To even have a chance at beating me
"Your powers don't define you"
Your series is too damn preachy
But need I remind you
You're a twig sized like Koichi
Looking like a Beatle, guess that's why you wanna hold hands
But you know as well I that with Tsubomi you got no chance
Rather play poker with Rohan, but I'll give you an honest start
Though I've made this fight ugly, just like your comic's art

Mob:
Going for the low blows
Shouldn't play me for a weakling
Don't knock my message JoJo
You think it's all fixed with beatings
They may call me mob but my combat's more Bad Company
And I'm like Okuyasu's bro, when I decide to run the beat
Refused to kill your foes, my respect for you's enormous
But sadly it dipped, when it spread to your performance
With this first verse, my words burst 
And my lines don't need flesh buds
You're not the first foe who's hair I've had to mess up

Josuke(angrily as the beat cuts):
What the fuck did you just say about my hair

Josuke:
Let's break you down beyond the surface you're on Hazamada's jock
Any attempt to calm me's worthless
Bowl cut thinks he can't be mocked
Everyone's afraid of you, if they know you at all
That's why only cults have faith in you, all I can say is LOL
Like a stolen lotto ticket, got this fight fixed in my favor
Your town is seasoning, and on your own you're lacking flavor
Say your powers make no difference? Without em you couldn't fight
Your master said it's fine to run, and that's his only good advice


Mob:
We lose control of our emotions, but how you feel isn't fair
Maybe you shouldn't fly off cause somebody brought up your hair
Being buds with Okuyasu won't give you the advantage
Of handwaving your problems and expecting that they vanish
You're just like me, you see your power's not what makes you great
If anger controls you, you'll soon be more like foes you hate
You've got wounds beyond what can be fixed by phony healing
But sometimes you need to be hurt to understand other's feelings

Mob Vs Josuke - Rap Battle (Old Audio)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

This one took awhile, but I'm finally able to release it. Lyrics and casting:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rt0Oxqm4l5CmVlEd2Um5QmLAm6TwnRsDaWutJvXroAw/edit

The Assassin Creed Brotherhood vs The Joestar Family-Epic Rap Battles of ??? S2

Welcome to the Series Premiere of Kirby vs Anything! It's about just like any other Vs Anything series where Kirby characters take on different characters from different franchises.



Me as Bandana Waddle Dee

Me 2 as Compa





Bandana Waddle Dee:

the fall of napoleon dynamite? shut the fuck up napoleon doesnt mean jack shit "oooojooohohooh im short and own fucking france" shut your fucking mouth i dont want anything coming out of that french fry of that rodent.


Compa:

fuck.

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