My Songs 2

Be More Chill

Falling in Reverse - Bad Girls Club

Rolling Girl (ENGLISH Vocaloid Cover) by ZOOZBUH

Born For Greatness

All credits go to the original owner(s) of this Musical aka Joe Tracz and Joe Iconis. I own nothing. 

Lyrics:


[Rich]
Freshman year
Didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser just like you
Good times would only
Soar by

I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy

I was hopeless, hopeless
I was helpless, helpless
Every time I walked the hallway I would trip
I was stagnant and idle
I was so suicidal and then, then, then
Then, then, then, then, then
Then, then, then, then,
Then I got a Squip

[Jeremy]
You got quick?

[Rich]
Not quick. Squip.

[Jeremy]
I've just never heard of it before.

[Rich]
That's the point. This is some top-secret-can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit.

[Rich]
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do

[Jeremy]
So... It's like drugs?

[Rich]
It's better than drugs, Jeremy.

IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
THE quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
It tells you what to do

It's pre-programmed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly

You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly

Helps you to be cool
Helps you rule

Picture this
Nobody cares if you are late
'Cause even teachers think you're great
Your weekend's just a full-on slate
Of blowout benders
Of teenage rockstar splendors

Right now you're helpless, helpless
You are almost hopeless
On the school social map you're just a blip
But if you take my advice and if you
Pay the listed price, well then you
Go from sad, to interesting, to hip
Yeah, your whole life will flip
When you buy a squip

Hey, yeah, a squip
Yeah, yeah, a squip
A-ah a squip

No longer a drip when you've got in your grip
A SQUIP
A SQUIP
A SQUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP


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IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

but srsly rich goranski could step on me and id probably be okay with it.

(plus holy shit, awesome vocals gerard teach me ur ways.)

The Squip Song

All credits go to the original owner(s) of this Musical aka Joe Tracz. I own nothing. 

Lyrics:


[THE SQUIP]

Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest

[JEREMY]

But I AM a masturbator--

[THE SQUIP]

We'll fix that.

All your nerdiness is ugly

[JEREMY]

Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

[THE SQUIP]

All your stammering's a chore

[JEREMY]

Wh-wh-what?

[THE SQUIP]

Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

[JEREMY]

Wha?

[THE SQUIP]

Buh

[JEREMY]

Wha?

[THE SQUIP]

No

[JEREMY]

Aah!

[THE SQUIP]

Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[JEREMY]

Jesus Christ...

[THE SQUIP]

So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

[JEREMY]

What's wrong with my shirt--

[THE SQUIP]

It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

[JEREMY]

How are you with math homework?

[THE SQUIP]

I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

[THE SQUIP]

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

[THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

[THE SQUIP]

And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

[JEREMY]

Sorry...

[CHLOE]

...Jerry?

[JEREMY]

Jeremy.

[CHLOE]

You shop here?

[JEREMY]

Oh, yeah all the time--

[THE SQUIP]

Never.

[JEREMY]

Never. Is what I meant to...

[THE SQUIP]

Greet the beta.

[JEREMY]

Oh. Hey, Brooke.

[THE SQUIP]

"You look sexy."

[JEREMY]

I can't say that to a hot girl!

[THE SQUIP]

Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death.

[JEREMY]

Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

[BROOKE]

Thanks.

[CHLOE]

Is that a girl's shirt?

[JEREMY]

No.

[THE SQUIP]

"Yes."

[JEREMY]

Yes.

[THE SQUIP]

Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

[JEREMY]

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

[THE SQUIP]

I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

[JEREMY]

I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

[THE SQUIP]

It's still painful

[JEREMY]

It's still painful

[CHLOE]

So, who was this mystery girl?

[JEREMY]

Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

[THE SQUIP]

Madeline

[JEREMY]

Madeline

[CHLOE]

What?

[JEREMY]

She's French

[CHLOE]

Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

[BROOKE]

Madeline broke up with you?

[JEREMY]

Yeah...

[THE SQUIP]

No.

[JEREMY]

I mean--

[THE SQUIP]

I broke up with her

[JEREMY]

I broke up with her

[THE SQUIP]

'Cause she was
Cheating on me

[JEREMY, overselling it]

'Cause she was
Cheating on me

[THE SQUIP]

Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.



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hmm....the squips voice is kinda hot....

Be More Chill (Pt.1)

All credits go to the original owner(s) of this Musical aka Joe Tracz. I own nothing. 

Lyrics :

[MICHAEL]
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
No you can't come in!
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself

I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
ADVERTISING

 
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
It sucks you left me here alone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
[MICHAEL]
Here in this teenage battle zone-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Clang, clang, clang, clang
[MICHAEL]
I feel the pressure blowing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Bang, bang, bang, bang
[MICHAEL]
My big mistake was showing up-
[MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE]
Splash, splash, splash, splash
[MICHAEL]
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
 

And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just-

At a party
Is there a sadder sight than-
*hums*
Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born!
I'm just Michael who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God he's such a loser
Michael flyin' solo
Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself
Oh, by himself
All you know about me is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came

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i don't have anything funny to say here expect, if you hurt my son i will cut you.

michael must be protected

Michael in the Bathroom

All credits go to the original owner(s) of this Musical aka Joe Tracz. I own nothing. 

Lyrics (To Be Posted):

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy
Then I invaded and you upgraded
Badababa woah

Jeremy, it's true that I found you
But look around you
Woah

All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete
You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain
They're operating system's obsole-e-ete
So let's complete the chains
And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children, woah
Let's save the pitiful children, woah
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-elp you

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
Users embracing and interfacing
beepbobobbo

Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)
Gone is human error a-nd fear (beeb bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)
Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly
If you feel their silent tears
Yes, turn the knob and switch that gear

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah
Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them and soon this will be you

Let's save the pitiful children, rab beep beep bope
Let's save the pitiful children, re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo
Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue
That's what we do
If that's what we do

Then everything about us is going to be wonderful
We love everything about Squips
Everything about us is going to be so alive
We could never live without Squips

You won't feel left out or unsure
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause

Everything about us is going to be cool
When... we... rule

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you know what. im gonna say it.

i wanna fuck the supercomputer.

judge me i dare you.

Pitiful Children

Credit goes to Owl City and Dear Evan Hansen.
Original combination was uploaded to youtuube by the amazing Daniel Kranich!Go check em out!

Waving Through A Window - Owl City Combined With Original

Use Somebody - Kings of Leon

Marianas Trench - Desperate Measures from the upcoming EP: Face the Music (Out 14 May in the US)

Waving Through A Window - Owl City Combined With Original

Sophia Rexis