This cover is genius, well played boys, looking for more masterpieces :)))

Thirsty for patch notes? Let the soothing sounds of Sqwerell and Zero help make the wait a little easier to swallow. 

Lyrics:
Hello patchnotes my old friend
I've come to beg for you again
Because my mind is softly dying
With King Bran while I was crying
And the meta that was planted in my game
Still remains
Within the wait for patchnotes

In restless games I played alone
Sick of harpies to the bone
Neath the shadow of the spy Nilfgaard
I'm spamming reddit that this game is hard 
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a blue coinflip
I lost my grip
Conceding til the patchnotes

And when i reached 4k I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
Dagon spamming without thinking
Rainfarn lucking without thinning
People running decks they never built themselves
In ladder hell
While streamers cry for patchnotes

Fools said they you do not know             
Metas like a cancer grow 
Read my guides that I might teach you
Play meme decks that I might reach you
But by the end, they too played spellatell
And withered in the drought of patchnotes

And the people bowed and prayed
When the patch date was displayed
But Burza called out his warning
That new game modes were not coming 
So the deckbuilders 
Got to work theorycrafting the new tier 1
To kill our fun
Where we'll wait once again for patchnotes

The Wait for Patchnotes

A repository of the finest Gwent related music and audio memes, written by Sqwerell, produced by Zero and sung by both (but mostly carried by Zero).

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