THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY ON THE INTERNET OF MY EXPERIENCE LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM MUSIC, ALL OF THIS SHIT IS ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL MELODIES, ORIGINAL CHORDS, ABORIGINAL VOCAL SAMPLES AND BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS. I NEED COMPLETE CONCENTRATION AND SILENCE DURING THIS PERFORMANCE. NO. FUCKING. LAUGHING. IT MAKES ME EMBARRASSED AND MAKES ME MESS UP. YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF ONE OF THE MOST PRISTINE MUSICAL PRODIGIES ALIVE TODAY, APRIL JONES. ACT. LIKE. IT… NO TEXTING, NO TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND, ACTUALLY GIVE ME YOUR PHONE YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOU CAN GET THIS BACK WHEN YOU'VE PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO BE MATURE. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS TO COME AND SEE THIS. DON'T HAVE ANY? THOSE ARE JUST 58 VIOLENT WILD CHIMPANZEES IN SUITS? WELL GOOD THING THEY HAVE TASTE AND CLASS LIKE THE REST OF US.

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