Originally titled “Goose”, the beat for this track was the second project I started on for the album way back in December 2021. For the main part of the song I wanted the beat to feel a little uneasy but still pleasant to listen to, so I went with a chord progression that completely ignores the root chord of the key it’s in, making it seem unresolved. Though I started it in December, I didn’t actually record the lyrics until May 2022 as I couldn’t figure out exactly how to work some of the rhyme schemes. It’s about butts. This project took 16 hours and 33 minutes.

Booty Lyrics:

Chorus:

Drop that beat make it sound so moody
Make em move feet like a young Doug Judy
On the high seas tryna’ catch some cooties
Y’all know me I’m in love with the booty, oh oh

Nose turned up so snooty
Lookin’ for tang but my name ain’t Pooty
Up in them cheeks, a millennial foody
Y’all know me I’m in love with the booty, ooh ooh

New lifeguard on duty
Wanna get you draped in my favorite hoodie
Everything I make so clean so groovy
Y’all know me I’m in love with the booty, ooh ooh

Life just like a movie
Sittin’ in shade while I’m blazin’ a doobie
Up in them cheeks, a millennial foody
Y’all know me I’m in love with the booty

Verse 1:

Avast ye mates, ahoy
G marks the spot where you find the boy
Botany, the boatswain, the buccaneer
Giving no quarter ‘cept to butts and rears
Been a rough go but the dust has cleared
Tryna’ turn my luck, ain’t nut in years
Weighing my anchor to sup and cheers
With a supple rump and a couple beers

Got a letter of marque at the bar tonight
Gonna parlay every sweet lass in sight
Tellin’ this wench I’m hung like Jack Ketch
Got a peg third leg and it’s dynamite
Been mutinied and feel real marooned
Be true to me and get these dubloons
I’m a swashbucklin’ picaroon
Carousin’ around from night to noon

Goin’ overboard and I start to drown
Three sheets to the wind and I run aground
On shore leave tryna’ hit the damn town
Lookin’ for a strumpet to blow the man down
Got my eyes on your treasure chest
Forget the crows, this a pleasure nest
But ain’t no landlubber takin’ my plunder
I will heave-this-ho right in the bilge water

Out here tryna’ find my Black Pearl
Unfurl my jib, get ribbed, and set sail
Just one glance and my timber shivers
She can walk my plank, I would swim her river
I’m a jolly rodger when the lights go out
It’s all what pirate life’s about
Never been one to be so studious
Y’all know me I’m in love with the gluteus

Chorus

(Land ho, ha ha ha ha ha)

Verse 2:

Problems with my options
I ain’t got nowhere to run
I been lost inside my conscience
‘Nother obstacle to jump
All this acid in my basket
Has a grasp upon my thoughts
And the fiendin’ make my dreams
Feel so surreal it’s like I’m drunk

Wonderin’ where I’m goin’ tonight
Tryna’ feed my appetite
Wanna hit the cities but I’m
Sittin’ ‘til the feeling’s right
Probably staying home again
Waiting on this medicine
Hoping that it fixes me
At least enough to call a friend

Wishing for a lover
Want a honey call me witty
It don’t matter think you’re chubby
We could fuck each other skinny
You got issues that’s a given girl
We’re all a little different
But I’m honest when I’m offerin’
To come and help you fix it

Eclectic

Booty

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