You approach the HIDEOUT.
A "little green fellow" sits at the end of a table.
Input command:
>enter
. "Ugh, I don't even have my costume on."
. "Whatever. What are you doing here?"
>trying to help
I don't understand!
. "Add quotation marks. They'll let you speak normally."
>"oh okay-a"
>"like i was-a sayin', imma trying to help-a you."
. "I don't need your help."
. "Besides, you'd just screw it up."
>"you-a said you were gonna test-a me!"
>"i-a love going on quests! just like the games i like-a to play!"
>"plus, playing single-player is-a no fun!"
. "... Fine. Whatever gets you to leave me alone."
. "Take this map."
You got the MAP.
. "It'll lead you to a cave with a legendary item in it."
. "If you're strong enough to get that item,"
. "I'll let you accompany me on my quest."
>"wahoo! let's-a go!"
. "There's no 'us', you're-"
>exit
. "... Sigh."

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incredible writing by @epik-bruh
Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/cutting-room-deltarune-the
Gamer of all games by @therealmaz

(cover) Cutting Room. like the cutting room floor. the website. [DR: TSSSSSOP]

This is the "Connection timed out:" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where the "Dialtone" replacement unintentionally sounds like the "The Circus" replacement of a different take on the same AU! 
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SPAM_B997 (ALL): THIS WORLD IS EMPTY.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): IT WAS ABANDONED. LEFT TO ROT.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): SO I NEED YOUR HELP.
 < reformedkrissp > I’m not doing crap for you
< reformedkrissp > You literally mugged me earlier
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): IN THE ABANDONED UNDERGROUND TUNNEL, THERE LIES THE OLD BLUE TEAM’S BANK.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): IF YOU CAN FIND IT FOR ME, WE WILL LOOT IT AND HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE OTHER TEAM’S RESOURCES.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): WE WILL BUILD A NEW WORLD, AND PROMOTE MORE PLAYERS TO JOIN.
 < reformedkrissp > I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING, I TOLD YOU
< reformedkrissp > CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): YOU DON’T WANT THE MINERALS?
 < reformedkrissp > I SWEAR TO GOD CAN YOU STOP
 < reformedkrissp > …
 < reformedkrissp > How much even is there
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): ENOUGH TO SLAY LADY Q AND SEAL THE FOUNTAIN.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): SO WILL YOU GO THERE? 
♠ Yes No
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thumbnail by: @wheezy1-1
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid
 Vocals by @heracusus42  (in the other songs this one doesnt have any i just want you to know he did it)
Art by @wheezy1-1 and SHOP Zachtronics

0 PLAYERS - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is a new song for my new and original AU, "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune"  Think about it!  No one has ever made an AU that is after an AU that is before deltarune, placing it back where it started!  it is like "the same puppet" on a whole 'nother level!
--
(Somewhere, nearby, you hear the faint but unmistakable sound of something rustling through grass.)

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what!
is someone there!

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is that a microphone!

BREAKING [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]


This is the "Walt s buster the erudite" 
replacement  for my au Deltarune the same same  same other puppet PEAKMIN PEAKMIN YAHOO 
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Captains log day 365
[🌄▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️] 10/100 🌱

K: "*WHO*.  are you long nosed buddy?????"  (+100 ✨)

Wally: Wallace B? We went to the same space academy im here to rescue you 

K: "Oooooh *HELLO* Wallace...you still own me…lunch (+ 1🍋)

Wally: That's seriously the only thing you remember?... ugh anyway what's with the leaf on your head?

K: "Shut up I'm *HUNGRY*  give me your lunch Wally" (+210 ✨)

Wally: There's food on the airshi-

K: "*GIVE ME A MEAL*!!!!!" (-2 🌱)
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Concept by me 
Song by: @cryptidbanana 
VA by :  @dg_000
Art  by:xenor_the.artist (Insta)

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @ therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @zincaltanything


Samex24 sludgeton by @ senok

Demon under my bed by @Satan_himself

Captain K Min the castaway [JMA's deltarune the same same same other puppet]

This is the “TIMES UP” replacement for our crappy, maniacal and temperamental pipejam AU, “Deltarune: THE WINNERS’ T5SP”. I think… you’re nuts.

* You enter the run down restaurant. 
* You see Spampin sitting at a table, surrounded by bills.
“Annnd that’s $1000 for the electricity…”
13 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: HEyA!
That combo was NOT BAD BUT NOT GREAT EITHER +172
“HEY! Didn’t you read the sign, you little rat?! ‘Do not enter inside’!”
1 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: OhHH i REaD It WRoNG.. .
sagekrispanick🐀: i WAs THiNKiNG “dO EnTEr NOt INsIDe” SOuNDeD WeIRd!
“(sigh) I’m getting too old for this…”
2 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: SO wHAtS GoINg ON?
“I’m just contemplating where it all went wrong.”
3 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: wHAt ARe YOu TALkInG AbOUt???
“…”
That combo was LAME… +7
 “…Fine, I’ll bite.”
1 COMBO!
“You see, kiddo, business used to be booming in this restaurant of mine!”
 2 COMBO!
“But one day, some food critic guy showed up and declared my food subpar for God knows what reason…”
3 COMBO!
“Apparently, that was enough to make all my customers decide they didn’t wanna come here anymore!”
4 COMBO!
“Now I’m in debt ‘cause I can’t pay my bills.”
5 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: OH… sUCkS FoR YoU.
“Say, little rat… Could you help me out?”
 6 COMBO!
“Once you’ve eaten, head back to the Marchesa’s studio.”
 7 COMBO!
“There’s something in the dungeon hidden underneath that I could use to help us both.”
 8 COMBO!
sagekrispanick🐀: OkEY dOKeY!!!
“Don’t let me down, bambino.”
9 COMBO!
That combo was CHEESY +26

thumbnail by: jaztymania
song by: t3mp_er
vocals by: IteTheCrapOC
dialogue by: IteTheCrapOC
sfx suggested by: IteTheCrapOC
Deltarune by muscle man’s greatgrandma
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com
TOP songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @term1n4l, @g1llant and @promazter (and a little bit of @z_65)
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @g1llant
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @newsupermario and NOT @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielolol

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

and put it on

[PIIIPEJAM] ( Good job! That was… ) D - AWFUL - [Deltarune: THE WINNERS’ T5SP]

YouTube Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QpfXbf6xTc

(the following description was written by blueshroom!)

This is the “Downloading data…” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet”.
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KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

Hey maxx!

It worked!

IT WORKED!!!!!

KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

I CAN FEEL SO MUCH POWER!!!!

IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!



OW

TF WAS THAT

KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

OH NEVERMIND MAXX THIS HURTS LIKE HELL!!!

IT STINGS, TICKLES, BURNS!!!

*You are still running, and paying half-attention to what Kredd is actually saying. When suddenly, WHAM-
*A spotlight is shined on you, creating a circle of light around your body.
*It makes you stop dead in your tracks, you now hate attention. You hate everything now. Your simple mistakes have grew into something BIG.
*You turn around finally, to see the worst thing anyone has ever seen. No questions asked.
*It’s freaky and weird and scary and you want to end it all.
*You want to shout something, but you can’t open your mouth without resisting instantly.

KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

WHY SO SERIOUS MAXX?

WHY SO SCARED?

HAS THE BABY GOT STAGEFRIGHT!?

PATHETIC HAH!!!!!

*Kredd reaches….something out to you (ITS A LIMB DONT TAKE THAT DIRTY) and grabs your body.
*It’s grip on you is tight, and you can’t escape the pressure.
*All when out of no where…

: B4CK 0FF T0UGH GUY!
: GET 4W4Y FR0M MY FR13ND!

*Jamal leaps up, and punches the living hell out of what was grabbing you, making it fly across the hotel. All just for it to grow back.
*At least your free.
*Your still to scared and frightened to utter a word.

KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

FRIENDS?

FRIENDS!!??

YOUR FRIENDS WOULD STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY ARMY!

SO MUCH UNTAPPED POTENTIAL, NO IT’S FINALLY GOING TO BE PUT TO GOOD USE!

: WH4T 4R3 Y0U 4SK1NG F0R, B1TCH?
: 4 F1GT!?
: Y0U W0ULD ST4ND N0 CH4NC3 4GA1N5T U5 PUNK!

KreddKnowsNothing · xx/xx/20xx

A FIGHT IS INDEED WHAT I WANT SKINNY FREAK!

DARLINGS, CHARGE!!!!

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song……?
thumbnail by: me…….!
vocals by:  (obviously in this track)
Deltarune by me…….!
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRSrMlty6BxDbQDZsboCNw )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @epik_bruh, @ziyproject, @plabet and @jalapino-colada

The Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same SaME Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by me!

We don’t recognise this login - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

(You rush towards Spahmmi as he collapses.)
(You put out the fire as quick as your can, your hand getting burnt in the process.)
(Your fingers get cut by the burnt and broken bones.)
(You try to salvage anything of him, to do anything, to achieve anything at all.)

(...)

(But the only thing you got was ash that slipped between your fingers.)

~~~
Song by Fougasse

The One Case He Couldn't Solve ~ [Deltarun The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

https://therewrittenrailway.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
Go make some pages on the wiki or something!

The Rewritten Railway Wiki

This is the “Corpus Avenue” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! If you don't see the direction where this is going then you are blind (and deaf)
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* You're finally at that one city the weird chef-man was talking all about
* The crimson water beneath you is boiling. The steam permeates your flimsy boat. It burns your nostrils. You can barely breathe.
* And yet... that isn't even the worst part.
* For when you gaze into the water...
* what gazes back...
* isn't a reflection of your own.
* Keep moving Creisle. There's no turning back now...
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to Marsh (what's your soundcloud btw) for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 for being so patient with me
rip  @bucks1228
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0 PLAYERS - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

Spam B.