First Song of every Puppet Pipeline AU REDUX

[Spam B. by Spam B. ] [not mine (by Spam B. )]

[Spam B. presents - DELTARUNE: The same same same puppet]

Puppet Pipeline: The Retroline

My Stupid  2025 Playback

[PP] ERA1: CORRUPPET MASTERLIST

DELTARUNE Chapter 2 (Original Game Soundtrack)

Spamton

Kris⠀ the Anything Muppet

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "Spamton the Salesman of All Things" replacement for my newer and originaler AU, "Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where "Kris the Anything Lightner" takes the role of Spamton!
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Kris - Today at 7:30 PM
* Your eyes colorful like a galaxy
* Your pointy nose
* Your crispy lips

Kris - Today at 7:31 PM
* Wanna see my eyes
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
Lyrics by @user-350353538
AU by me and @chomps-lmao
Totally ironic and non-ironic and mobius-double-reacharound-ironic art by me

[Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet] - Kris the Gamer of All Skills

This is the "spamton before this one" replacement for my ne and origina AU, Deltarune: the puppet before deltarune. Think about it, no one has ever made an AU that's like Other Puppet, but before Deltarune! Never! Not even been done once!
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hi spamton!
its me! krisky!
hey!
its me!
im the newe puppet!
hi!
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i dont think there are any aus before this one

[Deltarune: the puppet before deltarune.] Hi guys its me krisky

This is the “Karol the Knockoff” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet.” DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT. IT MUST NOT CONTINUE.
* Hey!
“Can I go a few minutes without getting attacked by someone?”
* No. But I must introduce myself!
* The name’s Sonsat V. Stan.
“Oh… Well, my name’s Karol. Nice to meet you!”
“Even though you’re attacking me.”
* Yep.
“Why is your shirt like that?”
* It’s just something from some show and- LET’S FIGHT!
“Ok. If you won’t talk about it, you don’t have to.”

Credit to YouTuber @MyGamingEdge for the BIG SHOT MIDI that I may have used.

Sonsat, Timeline-Obsessed Freak

Think about it! Just for one moment! PLEASE! This is my take on Deltarune's music but if it came from the pipeline!
* --THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME--
* HELLO LIGHTNER!!!
* IT'SSS M3!!!
* SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
* THE #1 [SELLSMAKE OF ALL] SINCE      !
* SINCE 1997!

Credit to YouTuber @PnGMusicCover for the Spamton MIDI used.

Spamton the Dealer of All Sales [Krazy's Deltarune: The Puppet]

This is the "Spamtie T.: Widely Known SELLSMan !!" replacement
This is the "SPAMRON L !! #1 Developer" replacement
for my new AU, "Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Don't think. Just go with it.
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KrAShD                                       0👍
hEy ChAT

KrAShD                                     -3👎
cHeCk OuT mY NeW LeVEl oN MY PrOfILe

SpamrieGame                          2👍
@krashd stop advertising in daily chat

KrAShD                                     -2👎
bRo IKnoW RoBtoP hE WIlL FckInG KIck uR aSs

SpamrieGame                           3👍
your levels look like they'd taste like... idk expireed skittles?

SoupGuy4                                   1👍
guys stop arguing in daily chat

yourmommylikesmeh             2👍
let them cook

SpamrieGame                           0👍
expired* sorry about the typo lmao

KrAShD                                      -1👎
TiMe 2 KilL U!!!

SpamrieGame                            1👍
with what, your

SpamrieGame                           2👍
THEY HAVE A FCKING GUN

KrAShd                                       0👍
aNd WhAt Do YOUu hAvE????

SpamrieGame                           4👍
armor, an axe, and dodging skills good enough to make the cursed thorn look like a joke. let's bring it
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music by me
dialogue by me
art, vocals, and lyrics by @puppet-pipeline-2001

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com
TOP music by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same puppet by @chispthethreequel and @greighpevine

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @puppet-pipeline-2001
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

Krash D. LORD of LEVEL MAKING! - [Krazy's Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

he's dead.
old description:
hi guys! im here bc i wanna share this cool series im making. i think it's gonna be a game. i've got this cool enemy thing who would use tv-themed attacks. i think one would be a projector screen. i think i'll get 2 da hero later


to elaborate more, he was meant to be secretly a spaghetti tortilla tsssp that slowly evolved from minusline to an actual take from here all the way to the big shot. i was debating commissioning Maz to make the song.
info about what the big shot could've been:
- his neo form was gonna be knight knight
- the thing the tsssp is based on is unknown, but i considered call of duty at one point
- the big shot would've likely been called CROSSED THE LINE (or something else like that)
- the big shot would've been a real pipeline big shot, featuring modified versions of the motifs in tvversuskid.wav
- he would've likely also had vocals

also the shop theme that i deleted had attack of the killer queen's intro bassline 💀💀 the big shot intro was gonna use WELCOME TO THE CITY's final section since I remembered how the fuck dialtone motifs work (i made that choice after i deleted the shop theme)

coolenemy.wav

This is the "Spamton the Salesman of All Things" replacement for me and @jejak-yo's AU, "Deltarune; The Same Other Puppet, Again". Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU where a suicidal Spamton is swapped with a Kris!
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Kris @krisgamer2014
hi
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Kris @krisgamer2014
do you wanna play this game with me
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Kris @krisgamer2014
nobody's online
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Kris @krisgamer2014
dude stop looking at my messages i swear those don't matter
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Kris @krisgamer2014
nevermind
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music and dialogue by me
midi is in the utsc sewers server
art by @jejak-yo
Deltarune by Toby Fox
Deltarune; The Other Puppet by The Other Puppet
Deltarune; The Same Puppet, Again by @kagecake
Tip: Did you know? Memorizing an enemy's attacks can help you survive easier!

Kris the Gamer of All Skills - [Deltarune; The Same Other Puppet, Again]

This is the "SPALVE! (THE BUILDER GUY!)" replacement for my AU, "I can't believe it's not TSSP!". Why are you even thinking about this lol
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NotKris2008: where am i

] StartCommentary gabenIntro.txt

Gabeton: You are currently in Valve Software. Welcome.

NotKris2008: IS THAT FUCKIG GABE NEWELL

Gabeton: A fan, I see? Don't get many of those...

NotKris2008: huge fan omg

Gabeton: Wait... That outfit...
Gabeton: Are you attempting to impersonate me?

NotKris2008: no im just

Gabeton: Well, I can't have that.

everything by me
gabe newell by gabe newells parents
steam by valve
tssp by @arrownmw
shout out to @wendys-saucynuggs for the burgers

[I can't believe it's not TSSP!] - Gabeton, Owner of Steam

This is the "Kriss P.: All-Around HERo !!" replacement for my new and very unoriginal AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where the word "same" is not in red!
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 SPAM_B997 HAS JOINED THE ADVENTURE!
SPAM_B997 (ALL):  DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME? I HAVEN’T SEEN A NEW PLAYER IN YEARS.
< reformedkrissp > What
< reformedkrissp > I need directions to that old outpost
< reformedkrissp > Lady Q’s outpost
SPAM_B997 (ALL): I’LL THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOLD. MY TEAM’S STARVING HERE!
< reformedkrissp > I don’t got any I swear 
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 thumbnail by: @wheezy1-1
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538 
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive 
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid 
Vocals by @heracross42
Art by @wheezy1-1 and Zachtronics

SPAM B.: MINER OF ALL VEINS !! - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "> NO BUDDYS KNOW BUDDY"S no bUDDYS KNOW BUD I" hAD THE GA " replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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 SPAM_B997 (ALL): ...I SEE THAT GOLD IN YOUR BANK.
< reformedkrissp > Dude I'm not giving it

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thumbnail by: @wheezy1-1
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid 
Vocals by @heracross42
Art by @wheezy1-1 and HOT Zachtronics

: HAVE THE STEEL HAVE THE STEEL HAVE THE STEEL - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "Connection timed out:" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where the "Dialtone" replacement unintentionally sounds like the "The Circus" replacement of a different take on the same AU! 
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SPAM_B997 (ALL): THIS WORLD IS EMPTY.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): IT WAS ABANDONED. LEFT TO ROT.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): SO I NEED YOUR HELP.
 < reformedkrissp > I’m not doing crap for you
< reformedkrissp > You literally mugged me earlier
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): IN THE ABANDONED UNDERGROUND TUNNEL, THERE LIES THE OLD BLUE TEAM’S BANK.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): IF YOU CAN FIND IT FOR ME, WE WILL LOOT IT AND HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE OTHER TEAM’S RESOURCES.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): WE WILL BUILD A NEW WORLD, AND PROMOTE MORE PLAYERS TO JOIN.
 < reformedkrissp > I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING, I TOLD YOU
< reformedkrissp > CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): YOU DON’T WANT THE MINERALS?
 < reformedkrissp > I SWEAR TO GOD CAN YOU STOP
 < reformedkrissp > …
 < reformedkrissp > How much even is there
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): ENOUGH TO SLAY LADY Q AND SEAL THE FOUNTAIN.
 SPAM_B997 (ALL): SO WILL YOU GO THERE? 
♠ Yes No
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thumbnail by: @wheezy1-1
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid
 Vocals by @heracusus42  (in the other songs this one doesnt have any i just want you to know he did it)
Art by @wheezy1-1 and SHOP Zachtronics

0 PLAYERS - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "Hero’s Broth" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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>You slowly walk through the long tunnel.
> Every segment looks identical, just another wall of dirt to walk through.
> The air gets hotter every minute.
> It feels disorienting. Like you'll never reach the end.
> But you know it's only a matter of time until you find that ore bank.
> ...
> You're getting sick of this heat.

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thumbnail by: ME
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid
Vocals by... Wait there are?? (no)
Art by ME and SUBTERRANEAN Zachtronics

Tunnel of Veins - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "/op TealKRISSpy" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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SPAM_B997 (ALL): HERE WE ARE, KRISS…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): I CAN FEEL THIS POWER ALREADY.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): ALL OF THE TEAMS…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): ALL OF THE RESOURCES…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): ALL OF THE ITEMS…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): ALL OF THE WORLD…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): THE POWER OF LADY Q AND THE OPERATOR…
SPAM_B997 (ALL): I WILL FINALLY HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER THIS SERVER.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): AND THE DAMAGE OF THE LEAK WILL BE REPAIRED.
< reformedkrissp > So all of that help to get the fountain sealed
< reformedkrissp > Free of charge?
SPAM_B997 (ALL): NO, I JUST NEED ONE THING.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): THAT LITTLE SPADE-SHAPED OBJECT, THUMPING, THUMPING IN YOUR CHEST.
> You begin to back away, but suddenly you hear a projectile being launched at Spam B.
> It misses by only a few inches.
< tssop_twr_is_out275 > what
< tssop_twr_is_out275 > who is that
SPAM_B997 (ALL): AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
SPAM_B997 (ALL): INTERRUPTING MY PLANS, AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT?
SPAM_B997 (ALL): CUT IT OUT.
< reformedkrissp > Don’t you know not to attack a Lightner
< reformedkrissp > Especially
< reformedkrissp > When 
> You strike the beast’s tail.
SPAM_B997 (ALL): …
SPAM_B997 (ALL): I SUPPOSE THAT TWO MONSTER SOULS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
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thumbnail by: ME
 song by: ME
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
 The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by ME
Sludgeton by @senoktrashstupid
 Vocals by @heracusus42 and they may be left in frame but probably not.
Art by MD and TOPANON Zachtronics

PLAYER WAS KILLED BY A MISADVENTURE! - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet]

This the "GIVE A SCARE <=> While you're L-||" Replacement for T4SP

TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: Ur preTTy weak 4 a goD. I expeCTed more SMH.
[Text] IS THIS WEAK? IS THIS WEAK TO THOU?
[Twist]
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: AHJDHJKSFDAJHKLSGDADSGSGAFGSFASGADASGDGSDAGSDAASGD
[Text] SAY IM A GOD. SAY IT!
[Text] LORD SPAMM TYCHON IS A GOD.
TRULYKrAsPAYYLMAO: GAFDGJHFDBJKLSGDHLKFLDJHGSJGL;SAJGS

The Same Same Same Same Puppet by ME !
T4SP by ME !
ART BY @inkcubedude

『GIVE A SCARE? I GAVE A SCARE!』- T4SP

This is the "Kris the Gamer of All Skills" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

HIS NAME ISN'T SPAMT IT'S SPAMTON IK WHAT THE TITLE SAYS THAT'S HIM GLITCHING HE SAYS IN THE LYRICS THAT HE'S SPAMTON

I've made peace with Spamt. It's canon now.

] die spamton
Unknown command: die
] npc_remove Spamton
Unknown command: npc_remove
] suicide Spamton
Unknown command: suicide
] kick spamton
name "spamton" not found
] kick Spamton
name "Spamton" not found
] ban Spamton
Unknown command: ban
] ban Spamton G Spamtn
Unknown command: ban
] "don't just watch" 

By: @dawgskul4 @therealmaz
( A Fun Note: while trying to find same same puppet stuff i've gotten quite a lot of unnused or old thumbnails, heres some for this spamton replacement: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Lj8_XD64nGY-X2PuWA9rfhxIxqaCyyZN?usp=drive_link )

SP AMT! THE SALESMAN OF ALL [Deltarune The Same Same Puppet]

This is the "Chris" replacement.
This is the "Hi guys its me krisky" replacement.
This is the "Spookie located!!!11,1" replacement.
For my AU, Deltarune: The Puppet. Think about it! Many people have made AUs where Spamton is pipeliney but tbh most of them aren't even that.
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⚠️ Critical Error             [❌]
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* HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!!
[Okay]    [Cancel]

⚠️ Critical Error             [❌]
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* EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
[Okay]    [Cancel]

⚠️ Critical Error             [❌]
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* SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
[Okay]    [Cancel]

⚠️ Critical Error             [❌]
====================
* WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
[Okay]    [Cancel]

⚠️ Critical Error             [❌]
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* LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
[Okay]    [Cancel]
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Deltarune by Toby Fox

SPAMT N G. SPA MTON [[“‘T<<hee ON:e {AND ONLy..]] - [Deltarune: The Puppet]

𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝖕𝖚𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖘 😇

This is a ["Spamm.Code!  ̶I̶n̶s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶T̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶ Happiness in lines!"]-["Nach Oben ☁︎ "What Secrets It Could Hold"] And a ["Natch ESS: "This World's a Mess"] replacement for our stinky poopoo AU; Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Samsung OTHER! Puppet, have you ever thought about it? an “É𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔞” mergeline of 3 awesome guys.. which is based in "Uncanny Cat Golf" And failed discord gifs.. things i HATE, i HATE when gifs dont work.
.•☁︎☁︎~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~☁︎☁︎•.

→ How to SIGH.
📎rollingup.gif
•.☁︎ hmff sigh... 🏌️⚪← You!
 
Nestor, the Warrior 
☀️# ... oh
☀️# Hey uhm, need a 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭 minino?
☀️# It seems things are 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 right there

→ Now say YUCK!
📎boingdoesntwanthelpwhatafuckingchud.gif
•.☁︎ ... i don't need y-yoh help. mind your bus~ AAAAHHH YUCK! ⚪← You!

Nestor, the Warrior 
☀️# !

→ Then Phew!
📎phew.gif
•.☁︎ YIKES... something really BAD. almost happens.
•.☁︎ what are you even doing here anyways
•.☁︎ this place is meant to be my punishment, are you being punished too??? ⚪← You!
 
Nestor, the Warrior 
☀️# 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵, I was sent to meet with the 𝖘𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖘
☀️# Why are you being ℙ𝕌ℕ𝕀𝕊ℍ𝔼𝔻 actually?
☀️# you don't seem like a bad fellaw

→ THE BALL IS ROLLING DOWN!
📎boingexplanation.gif
•.☁︎ they ENVY me. they want to be ME but they CAN'T.
•.☁︎ they're full of ENVY. YES. IT HAS TO BE THAT. ⚪← You!

Nestor, the Warrior 
☀️# Wow fellaw, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 down a bit
☀️#  and uhhh
☀️#  isn't the 𝓑𝓐𝓛𝓛  supposed to be with you

→ Boing you're lowkey stupih
📎boingrealizestheyrestupidok.gif
•.☁︎ WAIT. FUCK NOT AGAIN ⚪← You!

.•☁︎☁︎~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~☁︎☁︎•.
i suck at writing sorry chvds </3

music by @its_versus
art by @twomoroa19x2
writing by @twomoroa19x2
cool boing noises: @jalapino-colada
Deltarune by 📎boing.gif •.☁︎ MEEEEEE it's all ME.

The Other Puppet by el mejor pais de chile
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal

The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps -Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460

The Same Same Puppet by @discardedhero YES, in this house we only love spamey 
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore

The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose and @backfill
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @shree.mp3 

The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet @its-appel-on-purpose & @sinholderangles
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @twomoroa19x2 @backfill & @gvain-zombie

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppets by Blueshroom, @backfill, zed, @stupiddum, @jalapino-colada, @inkcubedude, @flardenal, @sinholderangles & @kagecake
tssssso!p is made by us 😛 (@twomoroa19x2 @jalapino-colada @stupiddum <@710791578347896842> and @squidward)

dave by

[VIIPEJAM]"~𝒜𝓃 𝐸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒮𝒾𝓃~"... Boing! - [Deltarune 5xame Other Puppet!]

This is the [cibi f clamour] replacement for @banana-3-ffs 's au, the SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME other PUPPET, but like the second version of it. this isnt canon or anything probably i just did this for fun
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[🚩] now you've done it!
[🚩] i'm uncrossing my arms!
[🚩] the only thing that was holding my true power back!
[🚩] and now i'll kreddy minekill you!
*laugh track*

Cibil//hard
What the fuck
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kreddy minefield by @banana-3-ffs
epsteins still kickin by @funnemanlikescow
jerry seinfeld by his parents

Kreddy's still kickin' [T9SOP v2] (OFFICIAL REAL)

This is the "Kreddy Minefield - “i will kreddy minekill you!”" This is my least most serious AU, now 100% Celer Free!
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( - With luck and perseverance alone, you manage to escape the dreadful Dr. Zavadiar! )
( - You now find yourself stuck in the middle of a cookie-cutter neighborhood, each painted a drained beige. )
( - Navigating such a place would be a nightmare alone, so it may in your best interest to enlist the help of a local. )
( - You decide to approach a middle-age man working under his car. ) 

[🚩] KREDD MCFLY SAYS: "Hey hey hey! Howzit going my radically wonderful pal?? Would you perhaps be interested in owning ONE (1) limited edition Kredd McFly 2008 Model Jumping Action Figure?? Now with 12% LESS lead paint!!"

( - The local remains invested in their work, seeming as if they didn't even hear you! )

[🚩] KREDD MCFLY ASKS: "Um... Excuse me sir?"

( - You tap the local on the shoulder, and he jolts up, hitting his head on his car. )

[🍩] THE LOCAL YELPS: "DOH!"
[🍩] THE LOCAL SCREECHES: "WHY YOU. LITTLE! HAVEN'T YA' HEARD. NEVER TO BOTHER A MAN WHILE.. HE'S WORKING!!"
[🚩] KREDD MCFLY APOLOGIES: "I'm so sorry sir! It's just... I'm not from around here!! I was wondering if you could perhaps provide some directions to Dr. Zavadiar's Research Lab!! They'll be a reward... if you agree!!"
[🚩] KREDD MCFLY REMARKS: "Say!! Can we perhaps get a name for the wonderful contestant?? Err... Assistant??"
[🍩] THE LOCAL PONDERS: "..."
[🍩] HOMIR CIBEEF SAYS: "HOMIR. HOMIR CIBEEF."
[🍩] HOMIR CIBEEF STATES: "AND UNLESS THAT PRIZE. IS AN ICE COLD DUFF. BEER. I'M NOT INTRESTED."

( - Homir returns to under his car. )
