original by @cool_dragon202: https://soundcloud.com/cool_dragon202/this-is-your-chance-youre-once

this is your chance your once in a life time opportunity to be a (Cover) - [Deltarune: The Other Other Puppet]

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! I can't make the same joke as the previous upload on my banned account because Maxon's back! Long live even samer week!
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~ Drink:
Twist Lemon Martini

In times such as this in which I need to procure fresh ingredients, I am grateful for my trusty butcher's knife attached to the stump of my wrist. Although haphazardly placed, it has served me well, such as in this moment.

𝄁 W-w-wait Mr. Chef man c-can you put the kni- erm… arm down? I’m no r-rabbit! I’m an artist like you! C-c-can’t you see that? Perhaps we can… uh… make a deal? I’ll g-get you your rabbit and uh… y-you spare my life! 

~The rabbit tries to appeal to me by claiming that they’re a fellow practitioner of the fine arts. Bah! As if that’s enough to fool me! If they’re so much of an artist as they claim to be, then let me see how they fare in the art of combat!

𝄁 (Calm down Creisle, you’ve fought tougher guys before)

*Maxain’s knife-arm-thing strikes Creisle, nearly chopping off their shoulder*

𝄁 DOUBLE CRIPES!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Y~Y>YOU CAN CALL ME MAXAIN Y~Y>YOU CAN-

This is the “Sea Shanty Collections: Blackbeard” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! An Mus_Darwin in the Porkline that continues from a nonexistent track whose name I made up in 5 seconds? Preposterous! This isn't even a "All Those Who Wander Are Cost" replacement! That comes some other day! And it doesn't even follow the typical Mus_Darwin formula! Also it doesn't even use the Requiem in Eb Major version of Fields of Hopes and Dreams! What abomination have I cooked up?
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𝄁 Triple Cripes Creisle… what have you gotten yourself in today? 

𝄁 Acting all sob and sad for a guy that wanted to serve you on a platter just moments ago!

𝄁 Still… I can’t say I don’t feel sorry for that guy… 

𝄁 Ugh! What should I do? I can’t tell Zera and Maddie that I’ve been doing this instead of preparing for the eggstravanganza! And I’m already on thin ice with the Governess! If she finds out… Yeesh! I don’t even want to think about it!

𝄁 But then again… I did make that deal to him… and he looks so desperate… 

𝄁 If I was in his shoes I’d ask for just the same… 

𝄁 Fine. I’ll drop him off at his island or whatever and get back as soon as possible. I’ve got like… an hour until we’re supposed to meet up? Yeah, an hour.  I hope it’ll be enough.

𝄁 *Sigh…* Creisle Creisle Creisle why do you have to be so kind?
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Opus 99 ~ Coltrane

This is the "Accept All" replacement
This is what "::LOW COHESION" replaces
for MY CANT BE BOTHERED TO PASTE THE FITZOR GAG AU.
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◌ Uhh... Mack? Mack 2? Are you there?
◌ I'd really like to talk about some things.

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 598

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"What the?!?!? Wh-who is Mack 2?! I don't know you - I don't know what you want! I only know me and my 2 dead brothers - and that I am the one and the oooonly Mack 3!"

◌ Calm down, please. I'm not here to hurt you... Mack 3? 
◌ It's me, Khed Harley.

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"A-ah... yess! Khed Evil, descendant of my long lost second brother Khed Harley! I assumed you were dead too - that yooouuu would ASTERISK NEVER ASTERISK come back! Aha!"

◌ … close enough, I guess.
◌ I need to ask you something.
◌ Just WHAT are you? What are you doing... here? 
◌ Why do you keep getting shot, and how do you keep coming back to life?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Getting shot? Coming back - b-back to LIFE?! WHATTTT?!?! Oh my golly gee shwallapillikers! I have never heard... such - suchhh balderdash in my 9 llllives!" 

◌ Right...

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"To be truthful - however - Khed EVIL.. I am hiding. euhhghughbuhhuhhhhghghghhgghhuhhg… they won't stop at ASTERISK nothing ASTERISK to hunt ME! Mack numerical 3!!! They have taken my brothers... a-and I am afraid I may be next. Poggies!"


◌ Hiding? From who? Are these the ones who shot your "brothers?"

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"SHOT?! My - oh my... h-h-how i-insensitive! Preposterous!!! Well I never! I do not know how my brothers were felled... ASTERISK sigh ASTERISK - that was oh so - long - ago. Those. Them... however. Yes. They are after me - and I have been hidingggg many-a-years! You have to ASTERISK HELP ASTERISK me! K-khed E-e-vil!"

◌ Help? How am I meant to help you?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh! Shwalla-a-a-poggies!!! Yes! I though thou shalt hadst never asked! Make haste! We - d-d-d-do - not have... ASTERISK much ASTERISK ASTERISK time ASTERISK ! I shall give thou thee thy map! - and this *seed*! Take it t-to the-e ASTERISK SHORELINE ASTERISK ! Quickly now, my dear - Khed Evil - foooor they are surely soon to-"

*Loud Gunshot*

◌ AGH! FUCK!
◌ O-oh...
◌ Right... well. I'm never getting used to that.
◌ I suppose it's all up to me, now.
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
 art by @zurtis0curtis

*s [4Same]

This is "A 76318-054" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris gets hit by a truck!
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🌟 < I'm gonna jaywalk Spamton.
🌟 < And not you, or any of your 'friends' can stop me.
🌟 < Because I'm in the middle of you and the exit.
🌟 < And you're POWERLESS to stop me.
* Rory Nite parks outside of designated hours!
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. THANKS FOR ALL THOSE CAKES SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - GONNA 💥 🚗 💥 💥 🚓 🚙  💥

[PIPEJAM (6.00)] Down the Ante - [Deltarune > The Same Same & Samety Other Puppet]

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: T͗͆̋̏́r̛̒͆̌̌e͉̝̹̎ͅă̾̓̂͝t̿̂͋̎̃ḿ̘̝̑̿e̿̒̒͊̿n̻̤̒̉̄t̖̆̚̕͝ 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 as 𝓈𝑜𝑜𝓃 as ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ! 

KrispyK: I have not signed anything please get away from me

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 is a̡̰̅̋c͗̐́͂̃t̀̔̋̑̏ī̐̅͆̌v̩̓͋̎̈́ȩ̬̎̌̉l̎̉͊͝ͅÿ͆͝͝͠ resisting 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ⓣⓡⓔⓐⓣⓜⓔⓝⓣ. ʟᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ our 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ s̰̔͛̐̊o̙͌̑̊̔l̠̩̮̘̒ư̓̃̏̐ẗ́̋̈́̓̕i̹̬̹̩͐ŏ̄̓̑̅n̎͊̿̒͠ṣ̱̜̈̊ to 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓂𝓈! This 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 ⓦⓘⓛⓛ calm 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 down, 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⓢⓘⓜⓘⓛⓐⓡ to 
Side 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎: Nausea, Weakness, Headache, Hallucinations, as 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 as a 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 of ᴛʜᴇ ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓐⓛ 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧 being ḿ̗͗͋ę̘̑͗͋l̈̊̂̃͝t̒̓̓̔̕e͒̌̈́̽͝d̳̒̕͜͝ (it is not yet confirmed whether the bones actually melt) 𝒶𝓃𝒹 hair ʟᴏss ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦⓔⓓ 𝚋𝚢 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈

KrispyK: I need no more confirmation that you're insane, amigo. Hopefully this will let you cool down!

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis:...

who gave the 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 a g̪̝͌u̓ͅn̲̯̐?

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: Heavy lunacy followed by aggression episodes

Your brain is 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐧 "𝒴𝓎𝑜𝒰𝓇 𝐵 𝑅𝒶𝒾𝓃"  [DR: TSSSSP]

This is the... Well. i'm not sure actually
i think ill go eat gravel
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"Repeats" -  𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
[YOU WALK IN THE DOOR. SECONDS LATER, THE MAN FOLLOWS.]
🔧 :: WHAT *(goddamn it)* THE HELL???ARE YOU???FOLLOWING ME
🔧 :: *(leave)*

🍩 :: YES.AND I'VE. FIGURED IT ALL. OUT
🍩 :: YOU ARE NOT. THE MASK. YOU ARE. NOT .   THE  FACE.
🍩 :: AND .  WHATEVER YOU . REAALLY.   ARE.
🍩 :: IT KNOWS A ND.       ALWAYS.HAS

"Damn You" -  𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
🔧 :: YOU'RE INSANE *(leave my house)*
🔧 :: I AM MYSELF AND THEY ARE THEMSELF
🔧 :: NEITHER OF ME *(us)* KNOW THESE SUPPOSED TRUTHS

🍩 :: THE MASK. IS A . LIAR
🍩 :: DONT. YOU EVER    WORRY

"Damn You (Pt. 2)" -  𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
🔧 :: GET OUT
🔧 :: I'M NO LIAR *(supported)*

🍩 :: WILL . YOU TELL ME.WHAT TO. DO. WHERE TO.  GO

"Damn You (Pt. 3)" -  𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
🔧 :: I COULD EASILY FIGHT YOU *(based on last time)* AND WIN
🔧 :: GET OUT OF MY HOME 

🍩 :: GOODBYE. THEN . 
🍩 :: ILL BE.  CAREFUL.

"Damn You (Pt. 4)" -  𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 "TARIO" & MITCHELL
[THE MAN LEFT.]
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song by @spam_b

God Damn It All [DELTARUNE: The 10*Same Other Puppet]

scrapped spamt fnf mod song
made very early 2025
song 1

salesmeal

au by ████
music by @my-singing-monsters-fan-1023
art by @mistothe (i think)

dialogue lost :(

[TSSSOP] - 🌟NEW MONSTER: Big Boris B.

never let me cook again

this is horrible

this is the “KREDEFILER "Tario" The Saviour” replacement for my au

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Skill Level
Hyoñur [Pro]
1473        +23

Pah, another measly opponent dares to enter the arena?
You’ve got some nerve kid.
Do you really think you could stand a chance?

Ⓣ N- No?
Ⓣ Whatever your thinking, it’s wrong, I ain’t here to fight!
Ⓣ Put the sword down, and just let me past.

Skill Level
Hyoñur [Pro]
1496        -13

Yeah right. You think I actually believe you?
Your not getting past without a fight pumber boy.

[You Have Equipped the Metal Pipe]

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everything by me

this is your chance your once in a life time opportunity to be a (Cover) - [Deltarune: The Other Other Puppet]

Spam B.