I LOVE CLARENCE AND ED EDD N EDDY❤️❤️❤️

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Stickman 1 - Zander
Stickman 2 - Justin 
Stickman 3 - Frenzy
Stickman 4 - Froggy

Worm 1 - Zack
Worm 2 - Fel
Worm 3 - Anthony
Worm 4 - Vincent 

Lyrics:
EPIC FAN MADE RAP BATTLES 
WORMS
VS
TERRITORY WAR 
BEGIN!

Stick 1:
Time for the stick army to blow up these worms 
Stick 2:
Let's pwn them, own them, make these harmless pink’s learn
Stick 3:
Mission one, take out copy cats which won’t be a hassle 
Stick 4:
Cause you know we’re dope on the mic as we are in battle 
Stick 1:
When it comes to action, we bring a new level of violence 
Stick 2:
All I have to do is squash you it's not rocket science 
Stick 3:
“Move or Stay” you and your games have just gotten dumber 
Stick 4:
Do us all a favour and set yourself the suicide bomber 

Worm 1:
Jumping into the arena with my handy Parachute
Worm 2:
Your rapping is horrible, good in your games, you’re mute 
Worm 3:
Ripped off our concept, you hypocrites snooped low quickly 
Worm 4:
The chances of you winning is thinner than your stick bodies 
Worm 1:
Quit with the “games, I’ll snap these pricks into tiny sticks instead 
Worm 2:
We can beat you easy without arms or legs
Worm 3:
Make a stick gun just like a sheep launcher, don’t try to run 
Worm 4:
I will only need a mini gun to get this battle done

Stick 4 and 1:
We’ll take you guys down (boom) with your score
Stick 3 and 2:
you better get out cause this is a All: territory war 
Stick 1 and 2:
The least damage you cause it to yourself, you pests
Stick 3 and 1:
With our health on full max, we were taught by the best
Stick 2:
you always fail on target, give us the best shot you’ve got 
Stick 4:
Shooting raps so brutal, we will surely get a headshot 
Don’t try to worm out of this,
Stick: 3
accept you’ve met your doom
All:
We heard enough of your yapping, it's time to give you the BOOT 

Worm 2 and 3:
You will never go far, you’ll just stop at the limit 
Worm 1,2 and 4:
That verse was more ear bleeding then your loud ass music 
Worm 3 and 1:
Make these black figures red, worms get out your tools 
Worm 4 and 2:
Lets use the dragon ball to go saiyan on these fools
Worm 1:
Got a letter of disses that’ll destroy, call it the mail strike 
Worm 2
With worms so skilled, you’ll never make it out alive
Worm 3 and 4:
What a “bomber, you killed your own teammate by mistake again
Worm 1 and 2:
Explode you in 3D, call it an armageddon

WRITTEN BY ZACK
Beat By Kustom

Territory War vs Worms. Rap Battle

iTunes Link: http://apple.co/1SG8IgB

@mat4yo as Dovahkiin (Skyrim)
@jmbraps as The Lone Wanderer (Fallout)

DOVAHKIIN
Alchemixin' my lyrics, now there's a rap track brewin'!
I'll be spitting fire with the dragon tongue in which I'm fluent
Give Miraak a whack, and Alduin's in ruins
Harkon's far gone all thanks to my doing
Try seven thousand ways but you can’t STEP to this
Packing amulets that make even your Three Bitch hitched
Get ‘em to Broadcast this murder from the 101! 
Breaking News: 
"our games will be the same when I bring in my guns"
Your run in with your vault chick could've gone a lot smoother
With your imperfect future that didn’t really suit her
Now you're hackin' computers, like a brotherhood trooper
But I've seen fewer tumors hanging ‘round in the sewers


LONE WANDERER
Started with baby steps, a legend since I was born
Spittin' bombs like Megaton's, now I'm facing a unicorn
Wrote a guide, saved towns, a one man army-for hire
Keep your spells Dovy; I'll set worlds on fire!
You can’t retaliate, I’m leaving this worthless frog beat
Serve you into little tiny pieces, Dogmeat
Steppin' up to me, and a war is what you're facin' bro
You know that I’m Rad! I was on the damn radio!
And I'm rockin' the VATS; droppin' scum like Vault Security!
This waste of space will face my verbal Project Purity!
One charge and I'll Shishkebab your weak sword play
I'll bet  those Nordic furries like the Sweet-Roll Play!


DOVAHKIIN
Ugh, that whole verse you spat was a Bloody Mess
You Intelligence is zero, so let me readress 
You'll find victory Elsweyr; for war, you’re too young!
I Crack dovah skulls open with the power of my lungs
I will blow your companions with a FUS RO DAH
while your Dogmeat romancing ‘against his FUR OH GOD! 
This guy's daddy ran from home and he can’t find his flow
and his loss will forever keep this Wanderer a Lone

LONE WANDERER
Huff...I’ve heard Wadsworth tell me a better joke
I'm crafting man-made weapons while you're a toe-sucking bloke
I'll send you flying to Oblivion, it must be uncommon
'cause I know you don't get to the Cloud District very often
I can fix my reputation after countless crimes
You’re a viking straight from daycare, always screaming all the time
Didn't need skill points to have this battle on lock!
Done justice to this scum, now get back on the chopping block!

Fallout vs Skyrim

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Skeeptieel as Sans
thelegion as Ghost Rider

Lyrics
Ghost Rider: (0:23)
I reckon that it's about time you Ketch-up, little brother
Because I'll burn through your puns quicker than Lilin's mother! 
Got flow like hellfire, spitting stingers like a Scorpion 
I'll obliterate you AND your brother without morphing in 
Your rap's as cheap as your comedy, but mine are divine 
As the Angel of Vengeance swoops down upon Skeleton number nine 
You want to see Comic, Sans? That's you and your continuity lies. 
I've the Determination to bring Justice... LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Sans: (0:46)
You’re in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought that verse was sublime
Because if you step to the comic Sans, you’re going to have a bad time
I’ll Blaze this hot-headed chump, who’s always puttin’ the pedal to the metal
Making deals with Satan? Well aren’t you a clever little Daredevil?
If you ride that trike into Snowdin, then prepare to get Ruined
It’ll be a lyrical Genocide, but this time it won’t be Chara’s doin’
But hey, I'll give you a chance, wanna try to impress me?
Ya got another verse. I'll be over at Grillby's
Ghost Rider: (1:10)
Bet you wish you had PaciFrisk to SAVE you, huh?
Seeing as I'll burn you and your whole dimension up!
This'll be like a Genocide Run, a human demolishes you! 
I burned down Zadkiel, Zarathos and Mephisto, dude! 
Gods, devils, monsters, chaff before the Spirit of Vengeance
And I'll Blaze any hotdog vendor selling biased sentences 
I'd say you're pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, Sans
but not even your creator's sure what shoes you're wearing, man!
Sans: (1:34) 
Those disses were like your Nic Cage flick; a total failure
But this Dreemur has entered the wrong Undertale, where
a faux’ Mr Bones tries to ACT against a Bone Brother
I won’t be Sparin’ you, you’ll end up worse than your lover!
With that leather and chains, I can tell you wanna get Frisk-y
But getting to the Bone Zone with your foster sis is just sick, see?
And so I showed No Mercy to this combo of Scorpion and Spawn
A battle of blood and As-Gore has ended, so geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on!

Sans Vs Ghost Rider ~ Cave's Rap Battles Season 1

A song from my upcoming mixtape "Fable's Fantasy". Featuring LTK and Justin Buckner, let me know what you think. Like and share!

And That's That - Fable ft. LTK & Justin Buckner

Yes Man SRB Cover

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

First remix I made give it good feedback my acapella sux now go away im not freaking anthony small k bye hi nath beat by kustom go die

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