Left Side Stories is La Emperatriz’s survival diary turned into trap-coded prophecy. Written in real time from hospital beds, neurology floors, and late-night crisis lines, each track captures the blurred line between body collapse and spiritual clarity.

This isn’t an EP about weakness — it’s about documenting the stroke scares, numbness waves, and depressive spirals with the same precision as any lawsuit or spell. From dark humor (“Sir, You Just Put Me in the Microwave”) to whispered prayers (“Command Line Prayer”), to straight defiance (“My Hex Don’t Miss”), Left Side Stories stitches together pain, prophecy, and resilience.

It’s hospital-coded soft trap: messy, sacred, sarcastic, and still crowned. Even when the left side buzzed, Spirit spoke louder.

My Hex Don’t Miss (But I Don’t Catch It Back)

🪄 Priestess Manifesto 2025

I don’t just make music.
I drop sermons in trap form.

Every beat is a ritual. Every verse is a decree.
I turn lawsuits into lyrics, archetypes into anthems, prophecy into playlists.

I am the Empress. The priestess of the glitch.
The one who codes Spirit into basslines and burns the Empire with 808s.

This is the Codex. Alive, breathing, unstoppable.
Not written in temples — but streamed in headphones, echoed in cars, blasted in basements.

I don’t come in peace.
I come in power.
And my gospel comes with subs.

My Hex Don’t Miss (But I Don’t Catch It Back)

La Emperatriz | The Empress