Grease-E is the greatest BBQ chef of all time, with his assistant Slog, an adopted bugbear. Grease-E started out working at a speakeasy, as seen in the description to Drak'Thor's theme. He then left to pursue his culinary dreams, but failed, forced to join a band of Goblin kidnappers, where he met Slog. Slog was found by a tribe of Bugbears. He is a descendant of Bor'Guldan along with Drak'Thor and Shothvor, so his strength got him far in the tribe. Slog, however, was very stupid, a small brain compared to his large body. One day, he got lost, and ended up joining the wrong tribe, the same day Grease-E joined that same tribe, so Grease-E was paired with Slog. The Goblin didn't fit in at all, not being ruthless, only wanted to make beautiful food. Slog wanted to ask Grease-E about it, but he couldn't talk. Grease-E grew a big red mohawk and got all tatted up to try and fit it, but it never felt right. It was around this one-year mark that Slog realized he was in the wrong tribe, and while he was trying to find his way back, he came upon Grease-E's secret kitchen, tried some of the BBQ, loved it, went back to Grease-E, and hugged him, realizing the talent of his master. Slog knew this talent deserved to be shared, so he killed the tribe leader, and got some other bugbears together to eat Grease-E's food, and they instantly fell in love, threatening their goblin masters into allowing Grease-E to rise to the top of the ranks with Slog. Grease-E acted annoyed, but he was joyous deep down to be recognized for his passion. One day, their group was being attacked, and most were killed, but Grease-E was taken hostage. He couldn't find Slog anywhere. Supposedly, his attackers wanted information about a few missing people who they suspected Grease-E of attacking. Grease-E screamed and protested, knowing nothing. One member mentioned he wouldn't let Grease-E leave alive. Some other members smelled something off in the distance, and followed it. Grease-E was harassed and punched by a few members, who seemed to be enjoying it. Grease-E was crying, and one member, the same one who mentioned killing the young goblin, pulled out a knife, and put it to Grease-E's neck. It was then that a choking sound came from his attacker. Grease-E looked down through teary eyes, and saw a sword completely pierced through that group member. The attacker fell down, dead, and his lackeys fell as well. It was the members who had returned from finding a smell. "We don't kill for no reason," said the holder of the sword. Grease-E was shocked. The sword-holder introduced themselves as the leader of the group, a Firbolg named Elphere, who explained that the attacker used to be a member of the group, but who Elphere and others had always had issues about, due to extreme violence all the time. Grease-E hated to be vulnerable, so he stood up and, recognizing Elphere as a good being, put out his hand. "I'm Grease-E. I need some help." Elphere shook his hand back, revealing that he and the group had found some of Grease-E's food in his secret kitchen, and agreed to help. Elphere took Grease-E back to his small town, meeting up with the other group leader, a weirdo eco-terrorist Elf named Schmebulock Wildborne. There, Grease-E saw a very familiar bugbear. "SLOG!!!" cried Grease-E, running to where Slog sat injured, getting medicine from Wildborne. Wildborne moved out of the way, allowing the two to finally be reunited. Grease-E cried with joy, and Slog picked him up, grinning. Slog revealed that he had found just what Grease-E needed. A chef's hat and apron. Grease-E put it on, and opened up a very small shop, "The Greasy Goblin." With help from Kulyn, Wildborne, Drak'Thor, Grease-E's old tribe, a drunk cloud giant named Zephrus, and of course Slog, The Greasy Goblin is now the largest, most delicious, and coolest BBQ restaurant of all time.

Greasy and Slog

My favorite video game is Bugsnax or T.O.T.K, I am a Firbolg, and I dedicate my free time to Lo-fi!

Greasy and Slog

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