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Tor Rubble with Keys - Guy Bickle / Sax - Dave Fisher
Originally written Cheese as Tor Rubble in 2003. A few years later the keyboard were added,  Guy Bickle on keys and the sax was added by David Fisher several years after that for Trouble and Mischief and I have recently remixed it, changed the drums and shortened it by a few minutes as Tribal Trout, so it has been 13 years in the making and it is still maturing like any fine cheese should, although it has been nibbled at a bit :) Splink are also now doing a very different version of this tune

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little jam i had live a symmetry last year. thought i'd share this bit as it sums up how much of a cnut osbourne really is. big ups to artist taxi driver.

Flapsandwich and Artist Taxi Driver - George Osbourne

Oi Polloi - Punx Picnic 
Teddy's Leg - Release the Gimp
Splink - Fun Police
Suck My Culture - Alrite Darlin
Combat Shock - Punk is Punk 
Bad Credentials - Let's Get Drunk Again 
Random Scandal - Stand in Line
Husbands N Knives - The Ballard of Lucifer
Virus - Drunk Lover 
The Surgeons - No ID 
Pineapple - Bric a Brac 
The Bus Station Loonies - Bus Driver 7103 

Radio Weirdo Plymouth Punx Picnic - Broadcast 1 (August 2016)

Originally called The Crash a lush psy trance track this became a Trouble & Mischief's favorite called Lovely Jubbly, possible the first psy trance tecno track i ever wrote about four years old



The Crash

T'wing

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3UQNo0WrxM

So facebook took a photo down of my boobs covered in glitter
Reported by someone who I can only guess is bitter
Alright, they're not up under my chin and you could vaguely see my nips
You complainers can get on my nerves, but please get off my tits..

Get off my tits ye moaning git
Go find something else to do
This rack is mine and if I want it online
It's got nothing all to do with you..
You get on my tits ye moaning gits
So holier than nowt
These babies are mine and they've fed some in their time
and if I want, I'll get them out!

Offence is taken, and a choice, and if it's one you make
Try being offended at war torn kids or the rich folk on the take
Or fascism, the capitalist state, poverty and hate crime
Anything that matters, but get off these jugs o' mine..

Get off my tits ye moaning git
Go find something else to do
This rack is mine and if I want it online
It's got nothing all to do with you..
You get on my tits ye moaning gits
So holier than nowt
These babies are mine and they've fed some in their time
and if I want, I'll get them out!

What's tragic is if I was a bloke with my glittery, hairy moobs out
Your head would call 'acceptable' and your report finger would have no clout
Your sexism beguiles you, and your righteousness is wrong
But thanks for the inspiration to write this song..

Get off my tits ye moaning git
Go find something else to do
This rack is mine and if I want it online
It's got nothing all to do with you..
You get on my tits you moaning gits
So holier than nowt
These babies are mine and they've fed some in their time
and if I want, I'll get them out!

Hurray for Boobies!

Get Off My Tits! (Radio Edit)

Thanks to Underbelly for all the Ableton and mixing advice - haven't implemented much of it here obviously, but it's the first tune I've almost finished in about 15 years so thanks for getting me there...

Underbelly - ASTERISM (Mr Smellnice Pre-Roast Remix)

The Fidgety Fish

studio recording of standardised when we were still sorting it out as a song

Standardised Society

Recorded At Surplus 2019 
Thank you to Paul Torrie, Orrible Ian, Richard Norris 
And the Rest of the Surplus Crew
And all that Came Danced and Smiled And Sang Along
Lyrics Tor Rubble Music Dr Splink
Copyright 2019

Live at Surplus 19

Disco Balls Live at Surplus 2019

Dr Splink is here!   In the spirit of the New Year Splink is rebooting as Dr Splink. Still  the same infectious beats, cartoon characters & catchy vibes to get  you skanking, grooving & laughing. We will medicate with music,  prescribe with polyrhythms & diagnose dancing as inevitable. 
Dr Splink are a 6 piece from Somerset and Devon originally called Splink in the 2019 changed their name
Dr Splink has landed.. Playing an original blend of Jazz, Ska, Reggae and Punk. They have been compared with ‘The Blockheads, Madness and The Stranglers.’ “They are professional musicians  who specialise in having lots of fun, getting crowds smiling, laughing, dancing and singing along. They appeal to audiences of all musical tastes, Their original outstanding songs, stick in the mind. They put on a great performance and even hand out cheese to the audience”. 
Dr Splink have supported acts such as ‘The Blockheads’ for The Future Sound of Exeter & Phonic FM Christmas party. ‘Ruts DC’ at Exeter Phoenix,  ‘Eat The Rich’ at Tiverton Town Hall, ‘The Barefoot Bandits’ at The Hickory and ‘Jabbrock’ at A Refugee Fundraiser
They have performed at ‘Beautiful Days, One Love, Alice Wicked Tea Party, Lawfroda, Home Farm, Feral Fest, Outcider Festival, 20th Anniversary Plymouth Punk Picnic, Exmouth Festival, Old Hat Fest, Bradnich Festival and  headlined the Withy Fest.’
Dr Splink are proud to have been recently added to the playlists of  Radio Caroline, Bay Radio & Phonic FM. They have also featured on the ‘Straight Out Of Somerset’ CD (showcasing the best of the counties new and up and coming talent) as well as the ‘Plymouth Punk Picnics 20th Birthday’ CD. They recently released an EP ‘Splink’  recorded at the Fuelled By Cider Studio.