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bored. tired. torn.

Hide Your Evil

KALAMITY – CHEAP REHAB

Cheap Rehab is a pop-punk confession booth built out of broken memories, late-night parking lots, and the tired suburbs that raised us. This record hits like a throwback to the 90s and early 2000s — fast guitars, sarcastic attitude, emotional cracks, and raw honesty.

These are songs for the kids who grew up too fast, for the ones who felt everything too deeply, for the ones who kept breaking but still kept showing up. It’s nostalgia with a bruise on it — the friendships that faded, the heartbreaks we outgrew, the mistakes we laugh about now, and the people we finally walked away from.

From the childhood trauma of 243 Elise Street, to the emotional spine of I’ll Be There, the toxic humor of Cheap Rehab, and the suburban bite of Suburbia’s Got Teeth, this album holds nothing back. Every track is a punchline, a scar, or a running start toward something better.

Fast. Loud. Honest.
This is Kalamity — and Cheap Rehab is the sound of taking your life back.

Cheap Rehab

Suburbia’s Got Teeth

THIS IS MY SOUND

bored. tired. torn.

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