Unknown Suffering (Remix) v3 But It's Sayori Vs Monika | FNF COVER

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

Here is a cover of Ceased with Regular SMG4 and Insane SMG4.

Thank you to @malachi-watkins-finch for the request.

The Insane SMG4 Chromatic was made by Me. Here is the link:
www.mediafire.com/file_premium/i7x…c_Scale.wav/file

The OG Song was made by Caster65:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXoUtjwiSLw&t

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin…-full-ass-game/

Imperfected (Ceased but It's SMG4)

Manual Blast but lord X sings it v2 by Scorpz

Rosenthal as Bat-Cow

Cri as Spider-Rex

Korekitten as Norrannosaurman 

Beat by Whodunit
Mixed by Rayyan
Special thanks to Raisu, Dilly, M!Cah, and CornCob

Bat-Cow:
Moo. Who is this?
The flopped character turned into a one time bit?
Now being mopped by bat-cow is what you’re left with
Well that..and dinosaur depression..? 

I went from being saved to saving the day
No, hazards don’t scare me, so get out the way
Too cocky and one snap then crash; left some innocents killed
The stunt left the orphan runt with survivors guilt 

Spider man has a fandom so prehistoric
You might as well battle them for a real venomsaurus
Dinosaurs and they’re completely fine 
Fat representation and that’s where they draw the line (erm..)

Like madame web, I feel inclined to leave 
But there’s like, criminals after me..
Because I actually do some things 
And not cry and whine over my casualties

Spider-Rex:
Shut up. This is barely a match.
You’re not tough. You’re just really fat
You stand around, to me you’re just a mouse
It's not just a slaughter, I'm the whole damn house! 

I improved, yeah, got over my guilt 
You sold no issues and still got milked
You’re meant to be a obstacle in the path 
Who's the runt now when I step over that? (Ha)

You’re just trash, not the best when trapped behind a fence 
So repent, a king destroys a lousy pet
So dense, how can you be such a let down 
From being watched by Batman to blending into the background 

Watch ya blackout when your face meets my tail
And you fail, cuz your horns can’t harm my scales
Doesn’t scale in comparison. When faced with hostility 
He trembles realizing he has zero abilities 

Bat-Cow:
Yeah he’s right. I’m too scared to hit him.
He’s not scary, I just don’t wanna hurt the mascot of autism
Now your backstory I don’t know what to say 
Besides I feel like I’m reading the oc remake of freaky Friday 

All you spider variations are worthless in the running
[pause] At least Spider-pig is actually funny 
When a second meteor crashes from the sky above
You’ll be as burnt out as your parents trust

Spider-Rex:
You’re cooked, kid. That verse wasn’t well done 
Made your own justice league but remained the useless one 
I didn’t run, I faced a gang alone.
So, how is the cow a chicken to the bone 

DC made you for the money, they were sure it would work 
Cash cow failed so bad you got butchered 
Now you’re luckily you haven’t met the terrible fate
Of being devoured by me! I’m watching my weight

Norrannosaurman:
Ha! No you aren’t, fatass.

Spider-Rex:
Come on man

Bat-Cow vs. Spider-Rex - Awesome Rap Battles.

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

A Hat in Time vs Slime Rancher - Verses Mode (ft. KingSpirals and Seerofwords)

Pepsiman vs Snowflame - Rap Assault!


Pepsiman: WeThink
Snowflame: MidgeCat
Surprise cameo by Quizzique! Omg it's her! Hiiiiiii :D

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVA
Beat produced by:Soulker
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta


Pepsiman:
Busting through your walls, I’m not a fan of your brand. So I’m crashing in your party like how a Pepsi can
Got the munchies? Go and munch this knuckle sandwich! I just need a single KAPLOW! ‘Cause I’m motherfucking Pepsiman!
The best soda mascot since Joe Biden, I’m gonna break your legs and leave you like Joe Swanson
I’d rather fight Cocaine Bear, not gonna lie. If explosions make you die, I’ll just bang you and it’s a swan song
So you went to Colombia and enslaved a whole population of villages after promising to give them some of that bag
And you’re delivering illegal packages to every nation. Dude really thought he was Santa dressed with the Canadian flag
You know when I drop a beat I’m Freshy like Kanal, you know I’m freshy like this Pepsi I’ve got on my hand
I’ll leave your whole operation disbanded- wait, did you just snort a whole fifty grams?!


Snowflame: 

Did you say snort? YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! (snorts coke) TIME TO MAKE A PROPER LINE
LET’S GET FUCKING CRAZY! But I know you’ll run away, like your game. I’M THE BIG CAN CHASING FROM BEHIND!
You're a sham of a hero, only half of a joke. You’re like a toad inside your cans; I’ll make you croak 
Such a failure, you almost made your company broke.This won’t be the first time you lose a battle against Coke
I get green with my white, that’s a known fact! People's savior? Like your bottles, that is all cap
Doesn’t matter if it’s lemon or not,, your drink is old crap mixed with sugar, water, sewage: A Pepsi-Cola!
You know when I party I go hard like I’m popping pills. I only party I catch you at is when kids get their Happy Meals
I FEEL LIKE A GOD AFTER SIPPING LEAN! You don’t need to test me to know my verses are clean!


Pepsiman: 
God damn. That stuff is rotting your brain. I’m just gonna sit here and wait for you to overdose
Besides, you can’t talk about frogs, my friend. Didn’t Peacemaker trick you into snorting one of those?
Yeah, and it choked you to death! How pathetic! I’m running laps around because I’m athletic
Even when I fall down, I get back up in seconds. You only got picked up again cuz nerds considered you a relic
Even without my commercials, I’m so iconic that everyone finds me fun in a way, which is ironic
Because you aged like poor pilk. You just get more moronic. This fucker got more racist than the heroes in his comics
Between Catwoman and the girl she carries, in your second aventure you’re still the biggest pussy
You’re of no use to me, die a fourth time for all I care. I’m not even gonna rhyme, I’m just turning your drugs into Pepsi!


Snowflame: 
You idiot! That won’t work anyway. Your beverage has so much sugar it can keep me running every day
I’ll take this cold prick, crack him like a cold one, turn him into a cold one and throw him away
WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND I FEEL LIKE A GOD, I’M GOING HYPER! I’M MORE FERAL THAN A TIGER, I’M THE GOD OF ONE-LINERS (snort)
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR FUCKING DIAPER! And after I kick your ass I’LL UNLOCK YOU IN FIGHTING VIPERS!
I mean, we’re halfway there. You’re already red and blue- ay! You can’t harm me! I can’t feel your disses anyway.
I’m like rubble, I rebuttal anything you say! Of course I feel like Santa, bitch! I make it jingle every day!
I don’t care if you’re fit, I can’t see your gains. Hit your head so much, now who’s the one with no brain
But I’m ending your pain. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU WANT SMOKE AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF COCAINE?!


Pepsiman VS Snowflame the cocaine powered supervillain - Rap Assault! (ft. WeThink & MidgeCat)

This is my version of mixing and mastering the rap battle. Made to demonstrate my current skills with Adobe Audition.

Support the original one here:
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Cover art by SPM

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