Alen as Pico
Cole as Hank
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer: Light
Beat Produced by: Marsad Men
Thumbnail by: Jordy

(0:10)
FAC RAP BATTLES
PICO
VERSUS
HANK
BEGIN

(0:20) Pico:
Wanted posters everywhere; I’ve got the heat in gun and pen
But I’d get second hand embarrassment having you dead again
I come packin’ two gats, on the track I’m spreadin warfare
I would love to see your arms, if your ass actually had a pair
Cut you off, like your scalp, cause I’m going for a combo 
Using this uzi oughta crush a clone worse than Piconjo
Endanger the masses? There’s no way that I’ll spare ‘ya
‘Cause this Convict’s came to my town and he’s messing with the sheriff!

(0:40) Hank:
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Fulp began to make new ground
A ‘site made to give the net’s first gifted creators huge ground
Alongside all the art pieces, this edgy little nuisance came
Who’s now only remembered for his presence in a rhythm game
Combat’s in the name, I’ve resided in Hell slaying Gods
The most you’ve done’s shot some alien children and aggressive goths
So, for you to defeat me? That weed’s getting you trippy
I haven’t seen a bigger clown running amuck since Tricky
You kid me? Your rapping ain’t doing nothing to Hank, man
With those shots it’s no wonder you’re in the shadow of Tankman
Got Earth on my back, you’re learnin’ bout apples and oranges
I’d kill ‘ya with sick rhyme but you’ve already a disorder, kid 
Been here nineteen years and counting, meanwhile, your status:
No sequel for two decades now? That’s what I call Madness
Be it verbal or physical, in a battle, you’d be canned
Gettin’ blammed ‘out this duel - a fate by your own hands

(1:22) Pico:
Talkin about relevancy? You don’t really have a front
Take a lesson from Deimos and learn to keep your mouth shut
I’m serious, keep spittin’ all this garbage shit within your lines
I’ll make sure that you end up with your jaw ripped off another time
Your bark is big for someone who’s continuously decomposing
Only living ‘cause his killers wish to keep the bloodshed going
And frankly, I’m content as a goated, one-time, big hit
Then start my tale decades ago and be fully unfinished
I mow down foes like they’re nothin; the Uberkids will tell you
Once I’ve got you in my sights, you’ll be begging Jesus to help you
You’re not impressing me, seeing how many times your life’s been closing off
You reigning here’s a case of the Improbability Drive going off
Your shit was gettin’ pretty hot, you got yourself a brand new bod
A mad metal monstrosity; reminding me of a Ghettobot
You’re tough but comin’ to rap it’s so clear that you just don’t fit
You are what you eat, my shots hit harder every time I spit
Lore’s a total mess, viewers begging for some clarity
Never dying; wish that held true for your popularity 
This battle’s done, the session's over; no need for us to fight on
What’d we learn today? Don’t fuck with Newgrounds greatest icon

(2:12) Hank:
This your attempt at scarin’ me? You ain’t getting too far
The Sheriff and his cronies posed more of a threat than you are
When Twitter caught an eye, you were doomed to be a dead boy
Went from a brave school hero to a cat ears wearing femboy
Even if your bars were hot, you’d still fail to have me stunned
Consider yourself steaming? I literally killed the sun
It sucks to do but you’ve rightfully earned this brutal schooling
I would say I’ve put this mutt down but Nene would start drooling
Such a mismatch; you’d never compare to what I’ve built, trash
Once this bout is over I’ll have your ass slaughtered like Flash
Your versus stunk, you’ll be forgotten; like your spur, you reek of evil
This kid’s an even worse joke than his April Fools sequel

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Welcome to the fifteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… apparently the only connection is that they're alcoholics… today! It's the horse from Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman! Standing-up against the monster from Moralton, Clay Puppington!

Lyrics:
BoJack Horseman:
Wait a minute, this isn't the bar? It's an introduction!
Get it? 'Cus it's true. Guess I'll fire this puppet
I'd tell you to stuff it but you're clay, Puppington
Consider rehab to clean up your shit… Clay Puppington 
Huh, I'm on my punny shit, get a shot glass and belt it!
Use it as fuel to get your son's ass and belt it
Or maybe don't, 'cus your self "image" can't sell it
While I get rich off my own portraits for shelvin'

Clay Puppington:
Orel! Why's there a horse person on my lawn, shoo!
That's not possible, that's not something that God's do
I'm lost; truthfully, I'd need a cross before I cross you!
Uh…wait, I think it's a guy in a costume…
Huh, crude. That you drink up a whooole bottle
When animals don't have souls to go full throttle
On benders, just swallowing their own problems 
You run out of hay? Then say bye to your close trauma
Ya see Horseman, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
With one appointment prison could've been avoided
But no, you boinked it. Remember the lost commandment!
"Thou shalt take accountability for all their damage"

BoJack Horseman:
What are YOU doing here? Oh shit, it's a rap battle
Thaaat's why your pants stood on after that babble
And I got baggage? Please, your pansy knees can't hold your baggy jeans
A different kinda praying the way Danielle Shaped your family.
Twice you'd get on your knees for a blonde turd
Now you and Shapey can bond over "our Father"
THAT'S Orel, I should be posting this
Your wife don't need coaching for you not to be her one and only
BIIITCH, you're a gross fruit, and Honey Dew is gross so;
Ask Blob, "honey, do you love me?" She don't though.
Go loathe in your study, associate punchin' with lovey-dovey
My dad was also an ass but we're related to them buddy!
Go suck a dick dumb-shit! *Bronx Cheer*
Take THAT dribble on the chin like your one kid.
He settled with Bloberta after she conned him
Didn't take a star to burn out your "lovin". (Haah.)

Clay Puppington:
Stinkin' dead end battle. I mean, why the long face?   
Cus you tried to ship yourself with a teenager one day?
But hey! With all that fornicating it's a habit!
Guess you can say horses are just… nature's rabbits.
Let's take the bandage off your pathetic past
No amount of alcohol is disinfecting that!
So I'll swig it, ahh, that's refreshing man
Diane ditched em! Can't cat-call to get her back
Ask Carolyn why'd she quit working on you
Didn't ask when Sarah Lynn quit twerking on you!
BoJacks heroine overdoses on his heroin!
Couldn't thread the needle; and now she's dead as sin!
You're a stupid piece of shit…choked like your chick
Blew your load. But, Herb wasn't minding it    
You pathetic bastard, look at ya. Set up to a joke
A horse walks into a bar and makes amends, nope, he croaks
Holly-Hawk couldn't watch her brother proudly
Trying the easy way out via smother, drowning
Being BoJack IS nature, your mom's hilarious 
Take the fucking shortcut. Secretariat a-bridged.

BoJack Horseman:
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.
And I still got better flow than this tortured poor thing
Killed your own mother with a bottle of ketchup 
Then dad bottles his emotions in hopes you would fess up
But you didn't, so you burrow
Shot your kid and didn't even get a churro
So curdle in your mommy kinks, stuck in your person
I could egg you on but, you're not even worth it.

-CAST-
BoJack Horseman: Arkham
Clay Puppington: Grey Julius

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Suffocate.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep, Patrick Carney, and Dee
Mixed by: Danii


BoJack Horseman vs Clay Puppington - (Quick Diss) #15

Dilly as Mega Man
VinnyO as X

Mancha as Shovel Knight

Beat by Casey

Lyrics written by Casey, with help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by Casey

Mega Man:
Looks like it's not just your shovel you've gone and put in the ground
It's the Blue Bomber rocking the Cerulean Coward!
I'll make you dig your grave and jump inside if you've really come to fight
Leave you pleading on your knees like Wily, call you Grovel Knight
I saved the planet twelve times! How 'bout this cosplayer?
You beat a ghost 'cause she was running Renaissance Fair
Ran through a legion, its liege, and defeated three other people
To save your GF from evil? Your armor's not layered!
Stop and watch with your awful locket, your conquest is all in vain
I don't got to charge up the bombs I'm dropping, 'cause Ferrels knows you're not a pain
Try taking your musical scrolls from who inspired this
Leave this gold digger in the cold like Polar Knight did

Shovel Knight:
I've fought with war machines, I'll be frank, I might scoff 
'Cause I'd thought this trite bot could fire off a slight shot
No matter, I'll make sure that I valiantly defend till the end
You're an android? Allocate this to your memory then!
You keep on trying with Wily, but where your victories have gone
Is just another cliffhanger when you don't finish the job!
Your games get little applause, repeating weird tropes
In the shade of Light's other works, simply a Zero

X:
Bring him into this again and I'll make an example of ya:
Don't put a treasure hunter up against the Maverick Hunter!
It's in the name that I'm crossing you out, firing off flames and napalm from my mouth
Your Shovel of Hope is about to fall out with the hand you've been dealt if you're opting to joust
I'm calling you out, so you best take a swig of that lame shit you got from that trout king
'Cause if you dare to be haughty around me, I'm ready to break all that armor you're walking around in
This glistening little child thinks he's on some Sigma grind
But I think I'll call him Baz the way he seems to scream and cry
Do you copy? Beam me somewhere else, give me a real fight
He couldn't pick this win up in his dreams, like Shield Knight

Shovel Knight:
Even I don't have the willpower within your bored supporters
For your lore has got no order, but I'll still leave you quartered!
I'd stomp this pompous twit with honor, wit and confidence
But I'd not need a knock on the noggin just to put this bot out of consciousness
So I'm dropping hits, won't stop with a pausing glitch 'cause I'm awful pissed
You'll be walking off from this combat sick when I strike you down with sound - that's the Doppler effect
But have you honestly thought of this? All this talk about Copy Chips
Rockman here's rocking rockets, thought he'd spit hard like the roster of bots that he fought with is
But what I've seen more often is
The promise of justice followed with a botched DDoS attempt!
I saved the world from an ethereal nemesis!
You're a glorified officer toting self righteous messages!
Sure I've had my share of spin-offs but I'm thinking that the odd one
Was when your creator signed up for a very different Yacht Club
So my advice is, next time you want to match up: 
I might suggest you take your memories and make a backup

Mega Man vs Shovel Knight - Indie Game Rap Battles #1

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

This battle was made in collaboration with Leo Barqui for the 100 Hour Challenge!

Rosenthal as Bermuda Triangle
Leo Barqui as Illuminati
Writing by Leo Barqui and Rosenthal
Mixed by Light
Art by Rosenthal
Beat by Ihaksi

BERMUDA: (0:20)

You’re not gonna want to view what befalls the people who cross Bermuda (cross Bermuda)
They’re lost and gone without proof, but it already seems we’ve forgotten you, huh? (-gotten you, huh?)
You haven’t got a lot to lose, for a secret society you seem basic
Makes sense you’re made of a bunch of tools when, you copied the Freemasons
I can’t even dream of trying 
To size up the sheep that believe your lies
To unite the elite to defeat the pious,
Act right but you’re really an equal side
Convinced that they’re different, the witless sit still in silence 
Within businesses and hidden from the light
They think they’re bright but with all that hiding
In the dark, you’re nowhere near being enlightened

ILLUMINATI: (0:52)

You call yourself the devil’s, right? Caught a couple bodies while I caught half the body of Christ
Disappearances crashing down in plain sight; visions with no explanation: pseudo-signs
Now a Florida man’s begging for a new chance, you should be warned in advance, I light a beat up
Open up an eye and see everything, while the only eye that you’ve ever seen is Katrina’s
After Van Winkle Ripped your story open, it became Fate that your shores filled with Sand
It’s less of an Argonaut, more of an Argosy when your pulp following’s traversed by Gaddis
You’ll be Lost in Limbo, on a road to becoming less learned of than Bimini
I’m in the pockets of every last heathen this weakening region’s decided to leave alive

BERMUDA: (1:24)

You got the wrong idea with your awful theorems, I’d rather you fuck off and leave ‘cause 
When you cruise through my Business, you’re gonna pay up - and I’m not talkin’ Visa
The only real mark that everybody has heard that’s Illuminati Confirmed
Are the eyes that mean God will and always observe, and it’s drawn on a bill with a dollar of worth
These fraudulent words of an entrepreneur aren’t killing the industry
(Ay) This hypocrite gives into what their rich members need (Uh) While I’m giving these sinking fleets entering me shipping fees (Ay ay)
You’re not hot with sixty degrees (Alright) Talk shop with the kids on your feed (Alright)
You're on top with a pyramid scheme, (Uhuh) but it’s built on a rinse and repeat of a billion memes

ILLUMINATI: (1:56)

Just as scattered as the theories you flare up; 
I drew in whole nations, you lost the Connemara
Claiming magnet pulls? Your only poles are the ones you lose; 
My influence kills, survivors landed in front of you
So pull out a compass, try to read it, 
But with Strict Observance you couldn’t even touch the needle
Theodore was in my pocket when when Bavaria could not show the 
Same human error that’s turning this fucking Connover
Claim I stole from the Masons? That’s tame when the same could be taken from the flights you hijacked
Even if that wormhole really does exist, I wouldn’t travel through it to earn this battle’s time back
So make like the Atalanta, sink down in shame since you’ve lost outright
I remain the top with no effort, and I rolled and smoked you like the Kusche you were downed by

Outro (2:28)

Bermuda Triangle VS Illuminati - Rap Battles of Whatever - ft. Leo Barqui

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Jack Horner vs. Frieza

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q0jeUAXOOpk9U1HxPzHXrU4-oq2NWJuA8U_zRIKU0kk/edit
Rosenthal as Zuko
ThatAdorableFox as Weiss
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Serena
Beat Arrangement by Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Jordan Beats and Didker
Directing Help by RaccoonBroVA
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot"

Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

F; @fightmarker
A; @alenrb
C; @coledacole

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