Alen as Pico
Cole as Hank
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer: Light
Beat Produced by: Marsad Men
Thumbnail by: Jordy

(0:10)
FAC RAP BATTLES
PICO
VERSUS
HANK
BEGIN

(0:20) Pico:
Wanted posters everywhere; I’ve got the heat in gun and pen
But I’d get second hand embarrassment having you dead again
I come packin’ two gats, on the track I’m spreadin warfare
I would love to see your arms, if your ass actually had a pair
Cut you off, like your scalp, cause I’m going for a combo 
Using this uzi oughta crush a clone worse than Piconjo
Endanger the masses? There’s no way that I’ll spare ‘ya
‘Cause this Convict’s came to my town and he’s messing with the sheriff!

(0:40) Hank:
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Fulp began to make new ground
A ‘site made to give the net’s first gifted creators huge ground
Alongside all the art pieces, this edgy little nuisance came
Who’s now only remembered for his presence in a rhythm game
Combat’s in the name, I’ve resided in Hell slaying Gods
The most you’ve done’s shot some alien children and aggressive goths
So, for you to defeat me? That weed’s getting you trippy
I haven’t seen a bigger clown running amuck since Tricky
You kid me? Your rapping ain’t doing nothing to Hank, man
With those shots it’s no wonder you’re in the shadow of Tankman
Got Earth on my back, you’re learnin’ bout apples and oranges
I’d kill ‘ya with sick rhyme but you’ve already a disorder, kid 
Been here nineteen years and counting, meanwhile, your status:
No sequel for two decades now? That’s what I call Madness
Be it verbal or physical, in a battle, you’d be canned
Gettin’ blammed ‘out this duel - a fate by your own hands

(1:22) Pico:
Talkin about relevancy? You don’t really have a front
Take a lesson from Deimos and learn to keep your mouth shut
I’m serious, keep spittin’ all this garbage shit within your lines
I’ll make sure that you end up with your jaw ripped off another time
Your bark is big for someone who’s continuously decomposing
Only living ‘cause his killers wish to keep the bloodshed going
And frankly, I’m content as a goated, one-time, big hit
Then start my tale decades ago and be fully unfinished
I mow down foes like they’re nothin; the Uberkids will tell you
Once I’ve got you in my sights, you’ll be begging Jesus to help you
You’re not impressing me, seeing how many times your life’s been closing off
You reigning here’s a case of the Improbability Drive going off
Your shit was gettin’ pretty hot, you got yourself a brand new bod
A mad metal monstrosity; reminding me of a Ghettobot
You’re tough but comin’ to rap it’s so clear that you just don’t fit
You are what you eat, my shots hit harder every time I spit
Lore’s a total mess, viewers begging for some clarity
Never dying; wish that held true for your popularity 
This battle’s done, the session's over; no need for us to fight on
What’d we learn today? Don’t fuck with Newgrounds greatest icon

(2:12) Hank:
This your attempt at scarin’ me? You ain’t getting too far
The Sheriff and his cronies posed more of a threat than you are
When Twitter caught an eye, you were doomed to be a dead boy
Went from a brave school hero to a cat ears wearing femboy
Even if your bars were hot, you’d still fail to have me stunned
Consider yourself steaming? I literally killed the sun
It sucks to do but you’ve rightfully earned this brutal schooling
I would say I’ve put this mutt down but Nene would start drooling
Such a mismatch; you’d never compare to what I’ve built, trash
Once this bout is over I’ll have your ass slaughtered like Flash
Your versus stunk, you’ll be forgotten; like your spur, you reek of evil
This kid’s an even worse joke than his April Fools sequel

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

Venom sings a song ( Spider-Man: no way home parody) by Aaron Fraser Nash

Brasma is the original creator of this song.

Double Down (Brasma Cuphead Show Original Song)

Super Star Rap Battles makes its triumphant return with its latest installment: the shceming, cheating, garlic-eating biker, Wario, versus comedy YouTuber, game reviewer & producer, videogamedunkey. No connection for this one, just two characters I wanted to use. Hope you enjoy!

IMPORTANT: This is an early audio. I plan to take feedback from this audio and apply it to the eventual video for this battle to make it the best it can be. That being said, please take a few minutes to fill out this quick survey for the battle, I will greatly appreciate it. https://forms.gle/fRDf4g5i2N9KA2rn8

Jofinity as Dunkey
RaccoonBroVA as Wario
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Jofinity
Beat Found by YLFEthan
Produced by Adamack
Special Thanks to Shimario, ItsNugget, AlchemyKing, Thisizaraisu, Snakebite126, Trakked, Flunken, Rayyan, and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SiOD0PVlAfKnVFITtTnwCnxkAVl7mBqRXea6LTnFdlY/edit?usp=sharing
(sorry, lyrics were too long to fit)

Wario vs videogamedunkey. Super Star Rap Battle!

Rosenthal as Bat-Cow

Cri as Spider-Rex

Korekitten as Norrannosaurman 

Beat by Whodunit
Mixed by Rayyan
Special thanks to Raisu, Dilly, M!Cah, and CornCob

Bat-Cow:
Moo. Who is this?
The flopped character turned into a one time bit?
Now being mopped by bat-cow is what you’re left with
Well that..and dinosaur depression..? 

I went from being saved to saving the day
No, hazards don’t scare me, so get out the way
Too cocky and one snap then crash; left some innocents killed
The stunt left the orphan runt with survivors guilt 

Spider man has a fandom so prehistoric
You might as well battle them for a real venomsaurus
Dinosaurs and they’re completely fine 
Fat representation and that’s where they draw the line (erm..)

Like madame web, I feel inclined to leave 
But there’s like, criminals after me..
Because I actually do some things 
And not cry and whine over my casualties

Spider-Rex:
Shut up. This is barely a match.
You’re not tough. You’re just really fat
You stand around, to me you’re just a mouse
It's not just a slaughter, I'm the whole damn house! 

I improved, yeah, got over my guilt 
You sold no issues and still got milked
You’re meant to be a obstacle in the path 
Who's the runt now when I step over that? (Ha)

You’re just trash, not the best when trapped behind a fence 
So repent, a king destroys a lousy pet
So dense, how can you be such a let down 
From being watched by Batman to blending into the background 

Watch ya blackout when your face meets my tail
And you fail, cuz your horns can’t harm my scales
Doesn’t scale in comparison. When faced with hostility 
He trembles realizing he has zero abilities 

Bat-Cow:
Yeah he’s right. I’m too scared to hit him.
He’s not scary, I just don’t wanna hurt the mascot of autism
Now your backstory I don’t know what to say 
Besides I feel like I’m reading the oc remake of freaky Friday 

All you spider variations are worthless in the running
[pause] At least Spider-pig is actually funny 
When a second meteor crashes from the sky above
You’ll be as burnt out as your parents trust

Spider-Rex:
You’re cooked, kid. That verse wasn’t well done 
Made your own justice league but remained the useless one 
I didn’t run, I faced a gang alone.
So, how is the cow a chicken to the bone 

DC made you for the money, they were sure it would work 
Cash cow failed so bad you got butchered 
Now you’re luckily you haven’t met the terrible fate
Of being devoured by me! I’m watching my weight

Norrannosaurman:
Ha! No you aren’t, fatass.

Spider-Rex:
Come on man

Bat-Cow vs. Spider-Rex - Awesome Rap Battles.

This is my version of mixing and mastering the rap battle. Made to demonstrate my current skills with Adobe Audition.

Support the original one here:
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Cover art by SPM

[SPMastered!] Alastor vs Black Hat - Rap Assault

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Benjamin! don’t you care how i feel?
Benjamin.. was our friendship even real?
Benjamin! so you even realize what you say
hurts me, Benjamin? it goes to my brain

and makes me insane. this brat needs to go back to school 
i just joined your crew and it’s not even cool 
you’re racist! and everybody knows it dude 
gamer just called me up and said “nugget dude! he is racist, true!”

and then i said “i know dude that’s why just said it”
benjamid is gonna get hit with karma and im not talking reddit
im talking my fist named karma. i’m gonna punch him in the face 
bro you like hamilton and he literally owned slaves!

you are a snake they way you talk behind my back i’ll knock this horseman off course man when i knock him off this track 
and don’t bring up kendrick’s name in vain again or else
he might just have to teach you a little lesson himself! 



surprise guest:
These bitches wanna make a mess
Putting my name in they mouths, now it’s time they take the test

Ayy-ayy, let's get it, bro
N and S, this nutsack the best
The last one is better
I turn these girls “on”, no fucking “Prest’”

I mean you, ah, look like a rejected pokemon
Ah, spending too much time at cinnabon

Okay, not naming names, but some people been out here causing problems
Man I’ll fucking swing, I’m like the Spiderman of rap, you Doc Ock

Ah, yeah, huh, yeah, get up with me
Fuck sneak dissin', Nugget of Advice, you leak fake shit? I be pissing
I crash out like, "Fuck Benny," diss Eddie too if he makes me
I’ve disliked every single vid you’ve made since 2018, they suck

Lost BOTM to this fraud it’s insane
They put my hard work and talent below a fucking lazy snake
Think I won't fuck up your face? Bro I’ll put you through torment
Motherfuck the horsemen, all they are’s just four men

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

What? I really say that
And your best work sounds straight ass - the straight man outlive Gray Man

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

'Fore all your snakes getting bitten
Once you get a fucking house, maybe get some better disses, yeah

AHHHHHHH

WORSEMAN - A BENJAMIN DISS TRACK.

If looks could drill 1take

FlashProdOnlyRed.m4a

This is Banzo...

(Lyrics)

VLone on ma chest
Niggas know I'm up next
Won't answer no late text
Diamonds VV on ma neck

Like
I run up a check
Want smoke?
I got the gas
Niggas know that I spaz
Give a fuck about yo ass
aye
I flex on my ex
My new girl got good neck
all my niggas rep the set
Give a fuck if you upset
Know some people gone regret

Know some people gone regret
All the things that they said
Like bitch
Im in my zone
Babygirl got me Vlone
You niggas won't leave me lone
Till I pull up with that chrome

Might take a trip to New York
My girl got lulu shorts
Bum nigga smoke new ports
Fuck 12 i dont eat pork

Like
Im pushing these packs
Niggas know i speak facts
Bitch smokin on thrax
Like bitch you needa relax
I run up a sack
Gotta get back on track
Homie always got the mac
If a nigga think it's that

Pull up dressed in Vlone
Skelly match the fit 2 tone
Monochromatic Zone
Black and White pics on my phone
Yeah im in my zone
Paparazzi love my songs
Ima dog ima get that bone
Fuck a vet im on my own

VLone on ma chest
Niggas know I'm up next
Won't answer no late text
Diamonds VV on ma neck

Like
I run up a check
Want smoke?
I got the gas
Niggas know that I spaz
Give a fuck about yo ass
aye
I flex on my ex
My new girl got good neck
all my niggas rep the set
Give a fuck if you upset
Know some people gone regret

Know some people gone regret
All the things that they said

Vlone

F; @fightmarker
A; @alenrb
C; @coledacole

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

FAC Rap Battles