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Tyler, the Creator - See You Again (Alternative Intro)

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Tyler, The Creator: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

Where This Flower Blooms (feat. Frank Ocean)

See You Again by Tyler, The Creator but it will change your life

Brett, Film Dylan, Korey, Pappy, and Stevie reivew the Belgian classic: In Bruges!

Cinestudy podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Xn76hxoeVd0M1XKvw6bYH?si=exf6W-6pQDSAyC7Sw-esng

After a particularly difficult job, hit men Ray (Colin Farrell) and Ken (Brendan Gleeson) head to Belgium to hide out until things cool down. Ray hates the medieval city they land in, but Ken finds its beauty and peacefulness enchanting. Their experiences become increasingly surreal and possibly life-changing as they encounter tourists, locals, an American dwarf and a potential romance for Ray.

Release date: February 8, 2008 (USA)
Director: Martin McDonagh
Screenplay: Martin McDonagh
Budget: 15 million USD
Distributed by: Universal Pictures, Focus Features
Cinematography: Eigil Bryld

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In Bruges (2008) - Movie Review! #470

Spoilers! Prince of Podcasts presents Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

Stevie hosts Pappy, Mikey, Josh, Brett and Nearly Platinum Allie in this early 90's epic.

Huge thanks to Brother Bryan. More to come!

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Nobleman crusader Robin of Locksley (Kevin Costner) breaks out of a Jerusalem prison with the help of Moorish fellow prisoner Azeem (Morgan Freeman) and travels back home to England. But upon arrival he discovers his dead father in the ruins of his family estate, killed by the vicious sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman). Robin and Azeem join forces with outlaws Little John (Nick Brimble) and Will Scarlett (Christian Slater) to save the kingdom from the sheriff's villainy.
Release date: June 14, 1991 (USA)
Director: Kevin Reynolds
Featured song: (Everything I Do) I Do It for You
Music composed by: Bryan Adams, Michael Kamen
Box office: $390.5 million

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) - Patreon Requested! #471

Never go full spoilers.


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While shooting a war film, the director attempts to liven up proceedings by dropping the principle actors into the middle of a real jungle, claiming he is going to capture their performance with hidden cameras. The hapless group including drug-addled comedy star Jeff Portnoy and po-faced method man Kirk Lazarus are completely unaware when a series of unfortunate events leads them into the middle of a real war zone.
Release date: August 13, 2008 (USA)
Director: Ben Stiller
Screenplay: Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux, Etan Cohen
Nominations: Academy Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, MORE
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures
Box office: $195.7 million

Tropic Thunder (2008) - Patreon Requested! #472

Vatos podcast spoilers loco for life!

Thanks, Jason!
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Prison, drugs and gang war touch three young men (Damian Chapa, Jesse Borrego, Benjamin Bratt) in East Los Angeles from the 1970s to the 1990s.
Release date: April 16, 1993 (USA)
Director: Taylor Hackford
Box office: $4,496,583
Screenplay: Jimmy Santiago Baca, Jeremy Iacone, Floyd Mutrux
Distributed by: Hollywood Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Budget: $35 million

Blood In Blood Out / Bound by Honor (1993) - Patreon Requested! #473

Spooky Spoilers is here!

We all talk about our moms.


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From Ari Aster, director of Hereditary and Midsommar. From his darkest fears comes the greatest adventure.
Release date: April 14, 2023 (USA)
Director: Ari Aster
Budget: 35 million USD
Screenplay: Ari Aster
Distributed by: A24
Box office: $11.5 million

Beau is Afraid (2023) - Spoilers! #474

Jean-Claude Van Damme the movie game is back! It's not spooky but Stevie, Josh, Brett, Mikey, Korey, and pappy review the 2008 Belgian classic: JCVD!

Big Dumb Movie (now 100 episodes!): https://www.youtube.com/@BigDumbMovie

When a washed-up actor returns to Belgium to find tranquillity, he finds himself involved in a bank robbery. Police believe him to be the perpetrator of the robbery, so he plays both roles of criminal to the police and hero to the hostages.
Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

JCVD (2008) - Movie Review! #475

Vamanos children! VAMANOS!
Spooky M. Night / Mel Gibson / Joaquin Spoilers! is here to please!

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Everything that farmer Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) assumed about the world is changed when he discovers a message - an intricate pattern of circles and lines - carved into his crops. As he investigates the unfolding mystery, what he finds will forever alter the lives of his brother (Joaquin Phoenix) and children (Rory Culkin), (Abigail Breslin). A unique story that explores the mysterious real-life phenomena of crop signs and the effects they have on one man and his family.
Release date: August 2, 2002 (USA)
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Distributed by: Touchstone Pictures, MORE
Budget: $72 million
Cinematography: Tak Fujimoto
Music by: James Newton Howard

Signs (2002) - Spoilers! #476

Dirty boys Josh & Brett discuss The One with the Dirty Girl (who is actually Rebecca Romijn) and continue their ode to Matthew Perry.

(We would take pen-clocks for bday or xmas gifts, btw.)

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Phoebe and Monica decide to go into business together after they cater a funeral where the widow tries not to pay, and Ross's date with the beautiful Cheryl goes awry when he kills a rat in her filthy apartment.
Show: Friends
Air date: November 6, 1997

Friends S4E6  "The One With the Dirty Girl" (1997) - Chandler Spoilers! #482

Pappy, Stevie and Josh cover David Spade as a llama. Plus Puddy from Seinfeld's in it.

This is actually part 1 of a quick 2-part series feature the feature film, then the behind the scenes film!!

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Arrogant young Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his power-hungry advisor -- the devious diva Yzma. Stranded in the jungle, Kuzco's only chance to get back home and reclaim the high life rests with a good-hearted peasant named Pacha. Together, they must return Kuzco to the throne before Yzma tracks them down and finishes him off.
Release date: December 10, 2000 (USA)
Director: Mark Dindal
Sequel: Kronk's New Groove
Distributed by: Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Based on: Original story; by Roger Allers; Matthew Jacobs

Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Spoilers! #497

Stevie and Pappy divide and conquer to discuss Green Room and Keanu.  

Green Room (2016) - Members (Anton Yelchin, Alia Shawkat) of a punk-rock band and a tough young woman (Imogen Poots) battle murderous white supremacists at a remote Oregon roadhouse.

Keanu (2016) - Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell (Jordan Peele) finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar (Method Man) has the animal, and he'll only give it back if the two men agree to work for him. Armed with guns and a gangster attitude, it doesn't take long for the hapless duo to land in big trouble.


Green Room and Keanu (2016)- Spoilers!  #12.0

Pappy and Stevie set out to explain the outlandish world of The Lobster.

The Lobster -Colin Farrell (Miami Vice) stars as David, a man who has just been dumped by his wife. To make matters worse, David lives in a society where single people have 45 days to find true love, or else they are turned into the animal of their choice and released into the woods. David is kept at the mysterious hotel while he searches for a new partner, and after several romantic misadventures decides to make a daring escape to abandon this world. He ultimately joins up with a rebel faction known as The Loners, a group founded on a complete rejection of romance. But once there David meets an enigmatic stranger (Rachel Weisz) who stirs up unexpected and strong feelings within him... At once a full immersion into a strange and surreal world, and a witty and clever reflection of our own society, THE LOBSTER is a thrillingly audacious vision fully brought to life by Lanthimos and his terrific cast. The filmmaker displays a completely singular style and mastery of tone, finding the perfect balance between sharp-edged satire and romantic fable that entertains its audience while also leaving them with lots to reflect on long after the credits have rolled.

The Lobster (2017)- Spoilers!  #13.0

Pappy, Stevie, and Chino of Cinema Junkies Review The Witch (2016)

Cinema Junkies: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iqeyfWS8nouuQ0ibfTOGQ

the rutabaga: 
https://theseknottylines.bandcamp.com/

In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer (Ralph Ineson), his wife (Kate Dickie) and four of their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy (Ellie Grainger) and Jonas (Lucas Dawson) suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another.


The Witch (2016) - Crossover Spoilers! #14.0

Stevie and guest Adam (Cinema Junkies) review:
Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Cinema Junkies: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iqeyfWS8nouuQ0ibfTOGQ

the rutabaga: 
https://theseknottylines.bandcamp.com/

After slipping through a mirror, Alice (Mia Wasikowska) finds herself back in Underland with the White Queen (Anne Hathaway), the Cheshire Cat, the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Her friends tell her that the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) is in a funk over the loss of his family. Hoping to save his loved ones, Alice steals the Chronosphere from Time (Sacha Baron Cohen) to travel into the past. While there, she encounters the younger Hatter and the evil Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter).

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)- Spoilers! #17.0

Pappy, Stevie, and Aaron of REAL PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - THE PODCAST  Review The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Found video footage tells the tale of three film students (Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams) who've traveled to a small town to collect documentary footage about the Blair Witch, a legendary local murderer. Over the course of several days, the students interview townspeople and gather clues to support the tale's veracity. But the project takes a frightening turn when the students lose their way in the woods and begin hearing horrific noises.

Real Paranormal Activity - The Podcast: Ghost Stories, Hauntings, Supernatural, Demons, Exorcism, Ouija, Spirits by Aaron Hunter - Real Ghost Stories From Real People!
https://itun.es/us/nKks5.c
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/real-paranormal-activity-podcast/id961063181?mt=2&i=355978765

the rutabaga: 
theseknottylines.bandcamp.com/

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Spoilers! #20.0

Stevie and Pappy spoil the weekend in movies discussing: Doctor Strange, Hacksaw Ridge, and Moonlight.

Doctor Strange (2016): Dr. Stephen Strange's (Benedict Cumberbatch) life changes after a car accident robs him of the use of his hands. When traditional medicine fails him, he looks for healing, and hope, in a mysterious enclave. He quickly learns that the enclave is at the front line of a battle against unseen dark forces bent on destroying reality. Before long, Strange is forced to choose between his life of fortune and status or leave it all behind to defend the world as the most powerful sorcerer in existence.

Moonilight (2016): A young man deals with his dysfunctional home life and comes of age in Miami during the "War on Drugs" era. The story of his struggle to find himself is told across three defining chapters in his life as he experiences the ecstasy, pain, and beauty of falling in love while grappling with his own sexuality.

Hacksaw Ridge (2016): The true story of Pfc. Desmond T. Doss (Andrew Garfield), who won the Congressional Medal of Honor despite refusing to bear arms during WWII on religious grounds. Doss was drafted and ostracized by fellow soldiers for his pacifist stance but went on to earn respect and adoration for his bravery, selflessness and compassion after he risked his life -- without firing a shot -- to save 75 men in the Battle of Okinawa.

Doctor Strange with Moonlight & Hacksaw Ridge(2016) - Spoilers! #35.0

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Doctor Strange with Moonlight & Hacksaw Ridge(2016) - Spoilers! #35.0

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