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Spoilers! Movie Review Podcast. Every week we spoil a classic movie and review the latest films and shows in our "(minor)" episodes. WARNING this podcast will ruin the film we discuss in every aspect including major Spoilers (implied). Sit back, relax and let us ruin a film for you.

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Men’s Fall-Winter 2022 Fashion Show | LOUIS VUITTON

Tyler, the Creator - See You Again (Alternative Intro)

See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis)

Tyler, The Creator: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

Where This Flower Blooms (feat. Frank Ocean)

See You Again by Tyler, The Creator but it will change your life

Spoilers! Prince of Podcasts presents Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

Stevie hosts Pappy, Mikey, Josh, Brett and Nearly Platinum Allie in this early 90's epic.

Huge thanks to Brother Bryan. More to come!

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Nobleman crusader Robin of Locksley (Kevin Costner) breaks out of a Jerusalem prison with the help of Moorish fellow prisoner Azeem (Morgan Freeman) and travels back home to England. But upon arrival he discovers his dead father in the ruins of his family estate, killed by the vicious sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman). Robin and Azeem join forces with outlaws Little John (Nick Brimble) and Will Scarlett (Christian Slater) to save the kingdom from the sheriff's villainy.
Release date: June 14, 1991 (USA)
Director: Kevin Reynolds
Featured song: (Everything I Do) I Do It for You
Music composed by: Bryan Adams, Michael Kamen
Box office: $390.5 million

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) - Patreon Requested! #471

Never go full spoilers.


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While shooting a war film, the director attempts to liven up proceedings by dropping the principle actors into the middle of a real jungle, claiming he is going to capture their performance with hidden cameras. The hapless group including drug-addled comedy star Jeff Portnoy and po-faced method man Kirk Lazarus are completely unaware when a series of unfortunate events leads them into the middle of a real war zone.
Release date: August 13, 2008 (USA)
Director: Ben Stiller
Screenplay: Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux, Etan Cohen
Nominations: Academy Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, MORE
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures
Box office: $195.7 million

Tropic Thunder (2008) - Patreon Requested! #472

Vatos podcast spoilers loco for life!

Thanks, Jason!
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Prison, drugs and gang war touch three young men (Damian Chapa, Jesse Borrego, Benjamin Bratt) in East Los Angeles from the 1970s to the 1990s.
Release date: April 16, 1993 (USA)
Director: Taylor Hackford
Box office: $4,496,583
Screenplay: Jimmy Santiago Baca, Jeremy Iacone, Floyd Mutrux
Distributed by: Hollywood Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Budget: $35 million

Blood In Blood Out / Bound by Honor (1993) - Patreon Requested! #473

Spooky Spoilers is here!

We all talk about our moms.


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From Ari Aster, director of Hereditary and Midsommar. From his darkest fears comes the greatest adventure.
Release date: April 14, 2023 (USA)
Director: Ari Aster
Budget: 35 million USD
Screenplay: Ari Aster
Distributed by: A24
Box office: $11.5 million

Beau is Afraid (2023) - Spoilers! #474

Jean-Claude Van Damme the movie game is back! It's not spooky but Stevie, Josh, Brett, Mikey, Korey, and pappy review the 2008 Belgian classic: JCVD!

Big Dumb Movie (now 100 episodes!): https://www.youtube.com/@BigDumbMovie

When a washed-up actor returns to Belgium to find tranquillity, he finds himself involved in a bank robbery. Police believe him to be the perpetrator of the robbery, so he plays both roles of criminal to the police and hero to the hostages.
Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

Movie Review

JCVD (2008) - Movie Review! #475

Vamanos children! VAMANOS!
Spooky M. Night / Mel Gibson / Joaquin Spoilers! is here to please!

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Everything that farmer Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) assumed about the world is changed when he discovers a message - an intricate pattern of circles and lines - carved into his crops. As he investigates the unfolding mystery, what he finds will forever alter the lives of his brother (Joaquin Phoenix) and children (Rory Culkin), (Abigail Breslin). A unique story that explores the mysterious real-life phenomena of crop signs and the effects they have on one man and his family.
Release date: August 2, 2002 (USA)
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Distributed by: Touchstone Pictures, MORE
Budget: $72 million
Cinematography: Tak Fujimoto
Music by: James Newton Howard

Signs (2002) - Spoilers! #476

Dirty boys Josh & Brett discuss The One with the Dirty Girl (who is actually Rebecca Romijn) and continue their ode to Matthew Perry.

(We would take pen-clocks for bday or xmas gifts, btw.)

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Phoebe and Monica decide to go into business together after they cater a funeral where the widow tries not to pay, and Ross's date with the beautiful Cheryl goes awry when he kills a rat in her filthy apartment.
Show: Friends
Air date: November 6, 1997

Friends S4E6  "The One With the Dirty Girl" (1997) - Chandler Spoilers! #482

Pappy, Stevie and Josh cover David Spade as a llama. Plus Puddy from Seinfeld's in it.

This is actually part 1 of a quick 2-part series feature the feature film, then the behind the scenes film!!

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Arrogant young Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his power-hungry advisor -- the devious diva Yzma. Stranded in the jungle, Kuzco's only chance to get back home and reclaim the high life rests with a good-hearted peasant named Pacha. Together, they must return Kuzco to the throne before Yzma tracks them down and finishes him off.
Release date: December 10, 2000 (USA)
Director: Mark Dindal
Sequel: Kronk's New Groove
Distributed by: Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Based on: Original story; by Roger Allers; Matthew Jacobs

Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Spoilers! #497

Today we settled all family business.
The Godfather (1972) deep dive is over. Stevie brings us home.


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In the 1972 movie The Godfather, Don Michael Corleone says, "Today I settled all family business" to Carlo Rizzi while discussing the deaths of Barzini, Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Stracci, and Cuneo

The Godfather (1972) Part 6 of 6 - Spoilers! #506

Stevie hosts as the full gang reviews Deadpool.

Deadpool (2017)- Movie Review! #2.0

Episode 3 of Spoilers! where the full gang reviews the 1960 classic french film Breathless.

Petty thug Michel (Jean-Paul Belmondo) considers himself a suave bad guy in the manner of Humphrey Bogart, but panics and impulsively kills a policeman while driving a stolen car. On the lam, he turns to his aspiring journalist girlfriend, Patricia (Jean Seberg), hiding out in her Paris apartment while he tries to pull together enough money to get the pair to Italy. But when Patricia learns that her boyfriend is being investigated for murder, she begins to question her loyalties.


Breathless (1960) - Movie Review! #4.0

The whole gang destroys the movie Cool Runnings,  discusses James Cameron, makes some movie predictions, and talks smack to Phil Collins.  

Four Jamaican bobsledders dream of competing in the Winter Olympics, despite never having seen snow. With the help of a disgraced former champion desperate to redeem himself, the Jamaicans set out to become worthy of Olympic selection, and go all out for glory. Staring John Candy.


Cool Runnings (1993) - Movie Review! #5.0

Pappy hosts Stevie and Mikey as the gang discusses 10 Cloverfield  Lane.  

After surviving a car accident, Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) wakes up to find herself in an underground bunker with two men. Howard (John Goodman) tells her that a massive chemical attack has rendered the air unbreathable, and their only hope of survival is to remain inside. Despite the comforts of home, Howard's controlling and menacing nature makes Michelle want to escape. After taking matters into her own hands, the young woman finally discovers the truth about the outside world.

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) - Movie Review! #7.0

Pappy, Mikey, Stevie, and guest Carter tackle academy award winner for best picture No Country for Old Men.

While out hunting, Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) finds the grisly aftermath of a drug deal. Though he knows better, he cannot resist the cash left behind and takes it with him. The hunter becomes the hunted when a merciless killer named Chigurh (Javier Bardem) picks up his trail. Also looking for Moss is Sheriff Bell (Tommy Lee Jones), an aging lawman who reflects on a changing world and a dark secret of his own, as he tries to find and protect Moss.


No Country For Old Men (2007) - Movie Review! #9.0

Pappy hosts vints, mikey, and stevie in spoiling Grmlins

A gadget salesman is looking for a special gift for his son and finds one at a store in Chinatown. The shopkeeper is reluctant to sell him the "mogwai" but sells it to him with the warning to never expose him to bright light, water, or to feed him after midnight. All of this happens and the result is a gang of gremlins that decide to tear up the town on Christmas Eve

Gremlins (1984)- Movie Review! #40.0

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Expect retrospective "Movie Review" episodes (about once a week) where one of our hosts chooses the film we’ll discuss. The “Yes or No” segment will rank the movie; the possible flaccidity of Viggo Mortensen's penis will be determined, and trivia will be played to select the next host/movie.

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