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Stevie and Pappy divide and conquer to discuss Green Room and Keanu.  

Green Room (2016) - Members (Anton Yelchin, Alia Shawkat) of a punk-rock band and a tough young woman (Imogen Poots) battle murderous white supremacists at a remote Oregon roadhouse.

Keanu (2016) - Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell (Jordan Peele) finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar (Method Man) has the animal, and he'll only give it back if the two men agree to work for him. Armed with guns and a gangster attitude, it doesn't take long for the hapless duo to land in big trouble.


Green Room and Keanu (2016)- Spoilers!  #12.0

Pappy and Stevie set out to explain the outlandish world of The Lobster.

The Lobster -Colin Farrell (Miami Vice) stars as David, a man who has just been dumped by his wife. To make matters worse, David lives in a society where single people have 45 days to find true love, or else they are turned into the animal of their choice and released into the woods. David is kept at the mysterious hotel while he searches for a new partner, and after several romantic misadventures decides to make a daring escape to abandon this world. He ultimately joins up with a rebel faction known as The Loners, a group founded on a complete rejection of romance. But once there David meets an enigmatic stranger (Rachel Weisz) who stirs up unexpected and strong feelings within him... At once a full immersion into a strange and surreal world, and a witty and clever reflection of our own society, THE LOBSTER is a thrillingly audacious vision fully brought to life by Lanthimos and his terrific cast. The filmmaker displays a completely singular style and mastery of tone, finding the perfect balance between sharp-edged satire and romantic fable that entertains its audience while also leaving them with lots to reflect on long after the credits have rolled.

The Lobster (2017)- Spoilers!  #13.0

Pappy, Stevie, and Chino of Cinema Junkies Review The Witch (2016)

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In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer (Ralph Ineson), his wife (Kate Dickie) and four of their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy (Ellie Grainger) and Jonas (Lucas Dawson) suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another.


The Witch (2016) - Crossover Spoilers! #14.0

Stevie and guest Adam (Cinema Junkies) review:
Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

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After slipping through a mirror, Alice (Mia Wasikowska) finds herself back in Underland with the White Queen (Anne Hathaway), the Cheshire Cat, the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Her friends tell her that the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) is in a funk over the loss of his family. Hoping to save his loved ones, Alice steals the Chronosphere from Time (Sacha Baron Cohen) to travel into the past. While there, she encounters the younger Hatter and the evil Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter).

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)- Spoilers! #17.0

Pappy, Stevie, and Aaron of REAL PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - THE PODCAST  Review The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Found video footage tells the tale of three film students (Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams) who've traveled to a small town to collect documentary footage about the Blair Witch, a legendary local murderer. Over the course of several days, the students interview townspeople and gather clues to support the tale's veracity. But the project takes a frightening turn when the students lose their way in the woods and begin hearing horrific noises.

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The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Spoilers! #20.0

Stevie, Vints the intern and Drew discuss what they watched this weekend in Spoilers! Movie Podcasts weekend review.   This week the Spoilers discuss: Swiss Army Man, BvS Ultimate, The Night Of,The New Ghostbusters, Purple Rain and more!

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Being stranded on a deserted island leaves young Hank (Paul Dano) bored, lonely and without hope. As a rope hangs around his neck, Hank prepares to end it all, until he suddenly spots a man (Daniel Radcliffe) laying by the shore. Unfortunately, he is dead and quite flatulent. Using the gassy body to his advantage, Hank miraculously makes it back to the mainland. However, he now finds himself lost in the wilderness, and dragging the talking corpse named Manny along for the adventure.

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Swiss Army Man (2017) - Spoilers! #21.0

Stevie, Mikey, and Vints the Intern talk about the new animated movie Batman: The Killing Joke (2016) 

Batman (Kevin Conroy) must save Commissioner Gordon (Ray Wise) from the Joker's (Mark Hamill) twisted quest to drive him insane.

Based on the 1988 graphic novel- Batman: The Killing Joke 

Batman: The Killing Joke  is a 1988 one-shot graphic novel featuring the characters Batman and the Joker written by Alan Moore, illustrated by Brian Bolland, and published by DC Comics. 

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016) - Spoilers! #23.0

Mikey gives Pappy and Vints his review of The Accountant

Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck) is a mathematics savant with more affinity for numbers than people. Using a small-town CPA office as a cover, he makes his living as a freelance accountant for dangerous criminal organizations. With a Treasury agent (J.K. Simmons) hot on his heels, Christian takes on a state-of-the-art robotics company as a legitimate client. As Wolff gets closer to the truth about a discrepancy that involves millions of dollars, the body count starts to rise.

The Accountant (2016) - Spoilers! #30.0

Stevie and Pappy spoil the weekend in movies discussing: Doctor Strange, Hacksaw Ridge, and Moonlight.

Doctor Strange (2016): Dr. Stephen Strange's (Benedict Cumberbatch) life changes after a car accident robs him of the use of his hands. When traditional medicine fails him, he looks for healing, and hope, in a mysterious enclave. He quickly learns that the enclave is at the front line of a battle against unseen dark forces bent on destroying reality. Before long, Strange is forced to choose between his life of fortune and status or leave it all behind to defend the world as the most powerful sorcerer in existence.

Moonilight (2016): A young man deals with his dysfunctional home life and comes of age in Miami during the "War on Drugs" era. The story of his struggle to find himself is told across three defining chapters in his life as he experiences the ecstasy, pain, and beauty of falling in love while grappling with his own sexuality.

Hacksaw Ridge (2016): The true story of Pfc. Desmond T. Doss (Andrew Garfield), who won the Congressional Medal of Honor despite refusing to bear arms during WWII on religious grounds. Doss was drafted and ostracized by fellow soldiers for his pacifist stance but went on to earn respect and adoration for his bravery, selflessness and compassion after he risked his life -- without firing a shot -- to save 75 men in the Battle of Okinawa.

Doctor Strange with Moonlight & Hacksaw Ridge(2016) - Spoilers! #35.0

Pappy, Stevie, and Jordan spoil one of the best movies in 2016 Arrival.

Linguistics professor Louise Banks (Amy Adams) leads an elite team of investigators when gigantic spaceships touch down in 12 locations around the world. As nations teeter on the verge of global war, Banks and her crew must race against time to find a way to communicate with the extraterrestrial visitors. Hoping to unravel the mystery, she takes a chance that could threaten her life and quite possibly all of mankind.

Arrival (2016) - Spoilers! #36.0

Jordan, Stevie and Pappy give their take on the latest installment of the Star wars Franchise: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. 

In a time of conflict, a group of unlikely heroes band together on a mission to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire's ultimate weapon of destruction. This key event in the Star Wars timeline brings together ordinary people who choose to do extraordinary things, and in doing so, become part of something greater than themselves.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)- Spoilers! #41.0

Stevie and Pappy spotlight A Monster Calls and discuss Hidden Figures.

A Monster Calls - 12-year-old Conor, dealing with his mother's illness, a less-than-sympathetic grandmother, and bullying classmates, finds a most unlikely ally when a Monster appears at his bedroom window. Ancient, wild, and relentless, the Monster guides Conor on a journey of courage, faith, and truth.

Hidden Figures - Three brilliant African-American women at NASA -- Katherine Johnson (Taraji P. Henson), Dorothy Vaughan (Octavia Spencer) and Mary Jackson (Janelle Monáe) -- serve as the brains behind one of the greatest operations in history: the launch of astronaut John Glenn (Glen Powell) into orbit, a stunning achievement that restored the nation's confidence, turned around the Space Race and galvanized the world.

A Monster Calls - with Hidden Figures (2016) - Spoilers! #44.0

Pappy, Stevie, Jordan, and Money Mike break down M Night Shyamalan's 2017 (horror?) film Split.

Though Kevin (James McAvoy) has evidenced 23 personalities to his trusted psychiatrist, Dr. Fletcher (Betty Buckley), there remains one still submerged who is set to materialize and dominate all of the others. Compelled to abduct three teenage girls led by the willful, observant Casey, Kevin reaches a war for survival among all of those contained within him -- as well as everyone around him -- as the walls between his compartments shatter.

Split (2017) -  Spoilers! #47.0

Pappy, Mikey, and Stevie review 2017's John Wick 2 & Lego Batman.  

Warning contains spoilers!

Legendary hitman John Wick is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins' guild. Bound by a blood oath to help him, John travels to Rome where he squares off against some of the world's deadliest killers.

There are big changes brewing in Gotham, but if Batman (Will Arnett) wants to save the city from the Joker's (Zach Galifianakis) hostile takeover, he may have to drop the lone vigilante thing, try to work with others and maybe, just maybe, learn to lighten up. Maybe his superhero sidekick Robin (Michael Cera) and loyal butler Alfred (Ralph Fiennes) can show him a thing or two.

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John Wick: Chapter 2 -  with The Lego Batman Movie - Spoilers! #52.0

Stevie, Mikey, and Pappy break down the slow grinding train wreck that is A Cure for Wellness.  They also bicker over who forced whom to watch it.

A Wall Street stockbroker (Dane DeHaan) travels to a remote location in the Swiss Alps to retrieve his company's CEO (Harry Groener) from an idyllic but mysterious wellness center. He soon suspects that the miraculous treatments are not what they seem. His sanity is tested when he unravels the spa's terrifying secrets and finds himself diagnosed with the same curious illness that keeps all of the guests there longing for a cure.

Release date: February 17, 2017 (USA)
Director: Gore Verbinski
Cinematography: Bojan Bazelli
Production company: Regency Enterprises
Story by: Gore Verbinski, Justin Haythe

A Cure for Wellness (2017) - Spoilers! #54.0

The gang has a new favorite movie of 2017! Join Steive, Jordan, and Pappy in spoiling Jordan Peele's directorial debut Get Out (2017). WARNING this podcast contains major spoilers that will spoil all aspects of this film.  

Now that Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) and his girlfriend, Rose (Allison Williams), have reached the meet-the-parents milestone of dating, she invites him for a weekend getaway upstate with Missy and Dean. At first, Chris reads the family's overly accommodating behavior as nervous attempts to deal with their daughter's interracial relationship, but as the weekend progresses, a series of increasingly disturbing discoveries lead him to a truth that he never could have imagined.
Release date: February 24, 2017 (USA)
Director: Jordan Peele
Screenplay: Jordan Peele
Producers: Jason Blum, Sean McKittrick, Ted Hamm
Production companies: Blumhouse Productions, QC Entertainment

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Get Out - Spoilers! #56.0

Pappy hosts Vints the intern and J-Long in spoiling the latest X-Men film: Logan (2017).

In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hide out on the Mexican border. But Logan's attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are up-ended when a young mutant arrives, being pursued by dark forces.
Director: James Mangold
Writers: James Mangold (story by), Scott Frank (screenplay) 


Stars: Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Dafne Keen |




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Logan
Patrick Stewart	Patrick Stewart	...	
Charles
Dafne Keen	Dafne Keen	...	
Laura
Boyd Holbrook	Boyd Holbrook	...	
Pierce
Stephen Merchant	Stephen Merchant	...	
Caliban
Elizabeth Rodriguez	Elizabeth Rodriguez	...	
Gabriela
Richard E. Grant	Richard E. Grant	...	
Dr. Rice
Eriq La Salle	Eriq La Salle	...	
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Elise Neal	Elise Neal	...	
Kathryn Munson
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Al Coronel	Al Coronel	...	
Federale Commander
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Federale Lieutenant
Anthony Escobar	Anthony Escobar	...	
Federale
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Rey (as Rey Gallegos)
Krzysztof Soszynski	Krzysztof Soszynski	...	
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Logan (2107) - Spoilers! #57.0

Stevie hosts pappy in discussing Disney's 2017 new live action movie: Beauty and the Beast.

An adaptation of the Disney fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love.

Disney's animated classic takes on a new form, with a widened mythology and an all-star cast. A young prince, imprisoned in the form of a beast, can be freed only by true love. What may be his only opportunity arrives when he meets Belle, the only human girl to ever visit the castle since it was enchanted.

Director: Bill Condon
Writers: Stephen Chbosky (screenplay), Evan Spiliotopoulos (screenplay)


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Belle
Dan Stevens	Dan Stevens	...	
Beast
Luke Evans	Luke Evans	...	
Gaston
Josh Gad	Josh Gad	...	
LeFou
Kevin Kline	Kevin Kline	...	
Maurice
Hattie Morahan	Hattie Morahan	...	
Agathe / Enchantress
Haydn Gwynne	Haydn Gwynne	...	
Cothilde
Gerard Horan	Gerard Horan	...	
Jean the Potter
Ray Fearon	Ray Fearon	...	
Père Robert
Ewan McGregor	Ewan McGregor	...	
Lumière
Ian McKellen	Ian McKellen	...	
Cogsworth
Emma Thompson	Emma Thompson	...	
Mrs. Potts
Nathan Mack	Nathan Mack	...	
Chip
Audra McDonald	Audra McDonald	...	
Madame Garderobe
Stanley Tucci	Stanley Tucci	...	
Maestro Cadenza

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Beauty and the Beast (2017) - Spoilers! #62.0

As requested Vints the intern and Pappy break down the 2016 french horror/drama film Raw. 

When a young vegetarian undergoes a carnivorous hazing ritual at vet school, an unbidden taste for meat begins to grow in her.
Director: Julia Ducournau
Writers: Julia Ducournau (dialogue), Julia Ducournau (screenplay)
Stars: Garance Marillier, Ella Rumpf, Rabah Nait Oufella

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Raw (2017) - Spoilers! #63.0

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Sandy Wexler (Adam Sandler) is a talent manager working in Los Angeles in the 1990s who diligently represents a group of eccentric clients on the fringes of show business. His single-minded devotion is put to the test when he falls in love with his newest client, Courtney Clarke (Jennifer Hudson), a tremendously talented singer whom he discovers at an amusement park.
Initial release: April 14, 2017 (Brazil)
Director: Steven Brill
Production company: Happy Madison Productions
Music composed by: Rupert Gregson-Williams
Producers: Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Ted Sarandos

Sandy Wexler (2017) - Spoilers! #69.0

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