kris chan is LOST MEDIA?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/qe5jnj/cat_kris_by_mochiri/ for the art
shree for the music

thank you for your time.

Kris Chan The Cutest Kitten In Town

"Greeting Kris. Need a Deal? Will you Seal?" (Yet Another Puppet)

This is the "The Swordsthey of All Lands" replacement for my totally FRESH and COOL AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, actually don't bother you already know what's up.
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// STERILE STREETWAY: ROUND 1 \\
HEY STRANGER, YOU SHOULD 𝟯. 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲. AND SETTLE FOR A 𝟰. 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟.
• what if i just didn't do that?
• i really ought to be going right now myself so just let me go, alr-
REALLY? COME ON NOW, IT'S ONLY A MERE DEAL. YOU ACTING AS IF I'M GONNA BE A BIG 𝟱. 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥.
• dude i literally won't get anything for taking whatever shitty deal you got
• there isn't any reason for me to help you
NOW WAIT WAIT WAIT, I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR 𝟲. 𝗵 𝗲 𝗹 𝗽. JUST TRUST ME, AND I WON'T PUT YOU IN ANY 𝟳. 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥. 
• i don't trust you at all man. so, just let me off the hook and you'll get somebody else to help
NO YOU DON'T GET THIS AT ALL, STRANGER, I NEED SOMETHING 𝟴. 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗚𝗢𝗧!. 
• which is?
• look i don't wanna be an asshole but i want out.
NO 𝟵. 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗗𝗢!, BUSTER!


Spamonic - "Freshest DJ There Ever Was" - //Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet\\

This is the "The Dungeon" replacement for my totally FRESH and COOL AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, wait, why does it feel oddly familiar.
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// RADIANT RUNES \\
* You carry two of the powerful gems in your hand.
* This one smells like a worn-out business man.
*Yet, this one smells like that classic gamer stench.
*You hear voices go on inside your head.
*...
* You feel a familiar sense within your body.
*It feels like... uneasiness.
*Just get all of the gems, take them to Spamonic, and get this over with.


ROUND 2-S - //Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet\\

SPAMT V3?

Omnomnom cookies

Og by https://soundcloud.com/sillierfish
Secret Elfton Event by https://soundcloud.com/cambutcooler (make a playlist please)
Merry christmas. Be nice. And stuff.
I hope this is acceptable https://soundcloud.com/sillierfish :pray:
TENNA TENNA TE-

[Secret Elfton Event!] Cookie Coast [Calliefied]

ohhh yea this is when the arg stuff started happening right
really slowed down the pace on things.....

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• HEY! ThERE YoU are!!!!
• I WAS STaRtING TO THINK you WErENT COMING!!!
• sORRY FOR EARLIER, bY THE WaY.

-Oh, it's alright
-That was a security measure.

• oH? wHY DO YOU KnOW ABoUT THat

-I-I mean, I heard what you said there.
-Hey, Bruise?
-Can I ask you something?

• MY Name iS KRUZ BUT SURE IM ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF EARS

-Can you tell me more about your past?

• oH wELL
• i wAS THE sECoND SUCCESFUL SUBJECT fOR SUN LaBS AUGMENTATION eXPERIMENTs
• I WaSNT THE LAST, THoUGH
• tHERE WERE ALOT OF fAILED EXPERIEMENTS
• IT's a SHaME, rEALLY!
• ThEY WERE ALL sO ANTICIPATED.
• bUT THAT'S aLL in THe PAST nOW
• OnE DAY, I hAD A bIG OOPsIE AND WaS GOING To DIE
• <​Lie> bUT THANKS To ThE IMMeNSE GENorOSITY OF SUN LABS, i WaS SAVED
• pLEASE IGNORE THAT
• BY THEIR aDVANCED hUMANOID EMulATION of ReALISTIC REPLiCATING AND INTERACTIVE NeuROLOGICAL GRaFTING SYSTEM (tRADEMARKED)
• HERRING FoR SHORT

-Okay.

• uH.
• MaXXIE.
• cAN I TELL YOU A SeCRET?

-...Sure.

• I CAN STILL HEAR THEM SCREAMING.

[Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet] - Last Chance

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This is the "H-O-T SPOT- HOT S-P-o-T Way Back WHEN But WE"rE!” replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it, it's "Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Puppet" AND it’s Maxxy Man! (but not Jodie’s or Fort’s!)
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- I t-think I'll be headin' out now!
- This is r-really freakin' me out!

- MISSING -
No
If found, please call: 226-668-3948

- N-no?

- MISSING -
You Will Stayy In The Parkk
If found, please call: 863-464-7448
- MISSING -
Forevverr
If found, please call: 666-666-6666

- F-forever?
- H-hey! GET AWAY!!

- MISSING -
F̸̢̛͙̊̏F̸̢̛͙̊̏or̸͕̈r̸͕̈reevv̸̩͑̈́͌v̸̩͑̈́͌v̸̩͑̈́͌err̸͕̈rv̸̩͑̈́͌r̸͕̈vr̸͕̈
If found, please call: 666-666-6666
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art by: john me
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and the one guy no one credits properly
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... MAZ… hate that guy
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by the GOAT.
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by FORTPLANET, and then JODIE, and then ME (later.)
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CEASE RESISTING. CEASE RESISTING. Do Not Look Away. There Is- [Deltarune; The 4Same Puppet]

This is "lemme show you my wheres"
Taken from Episode 2 of A Same Same Same Same Other Puppet the Musical

Lyrics
HEREEES AN EPIK SWORDDD ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
OTTTERR BLASSTTTTTTT❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
I'MMMM KRASZ L. MONDE
THE EPPPPICCCC 🦦♥️

Im sikc of the other odl toys

This is the "Stuck here forever! (Don't wanna be sealed...) Just listen- please!-" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, nobody has ever made a AU where The Incredible Man replaces the role of Roblox Kid. Okay it's been way longer then a a few minutes, if this doesn't make sense you're just dense.
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krizzwiththerizz5
"0H MY GY4TT!!! 1T'S S0M3 K1ND4 UNC4NNY 3NT1TY!"
(2025-5-4)
krizzwiththerizz5
"1T'LL B3 T0UGH, BUT 1 TH1NK 1F W3 W0RK T0G3TH3R, W3 C4N T4K3 TH1S GUY D0WN!"
(2025-5-4)
krizzwiththerizz5
"WH4T D0 Y4' S4Y,  BUDDY?"
(2025-5-4)
TheIncredibleMan (CREATOR)
"Sorry kid, but I'm outta here!!!"
(2025-5-4)
krizzwiththerizz5
"WH4T TH3 ####, M4N?????"
(2025-5-4)
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Thumbbnale and song by Myself, Dialogue by me too!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Puppet by everyone
(Eppix was too lazy, but me? I'm too MAINLINEY.)
The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @eppixlmao

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by Me!!!

DOWN IN OHIO (V4) - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet]

(unfinished) tsssop

alt account of @theres-two-of-them for scrapped songs shitposts and uhhh idk

DOWN IN OHIO (V4) - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet]

spunch bob extras