Hahaha...
You think simple persuasion is key to charm me over?!
NO.
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(ARCHIVED/UNUSED) Time To Panic

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From The $pamton $weepstakes.

Static

* This...
* This feels... amazing...
* I've never felt this way before...
* Ha ha...!
* I feel alive!
* This is the best I've felt in years!
* I'm finally... who I've always wanted to be...
* I feel like...
* Me...

Discovery

Bob Lion - UNDERSWAP Soundtrack - 69 The Last Tune

Snd Angelfind

* Bat-ter up!
* Haha, get it? ...bats are spooky, right?

The rare and dangerous x2 Upload Combo...yeah, this is one I've had on the back burner for a while, and I've finally decided it's good enough to see the light of day.

This is the Phantom of the Baseball Stadium, formerly the Phantom Living Rent-Free in the Crystal Theater until he got evicted thanks to some meddling kids and their cat. He's been looking for a new place to haunt, and this was the nearest vaguely abandoned place with a good old-fashioned organ. He's quite honestly hit rock bottom at this point, so with nothing left to lose but his paper-plate half-mask, he's ready and willing to defend his (astro)turf with the power of cheap spooks, creepy organ music, and also this bat he found. 

Please. He can't go back to living with his parents. They know he finished that half-full pack of Oreos that was supposed to be for everyone.

MOTIFS:
Phantom at the Bat:
-Rally Cry/Charge (classic baseball organ tunes)
-Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber)
STRIKEOUT:
-Phantom at the Bat
-Phantom of the Opera
-Take Me Out to the Ball Game (modified) (Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)
-Literally Just Some Guy (still no primary source)
-The Electric Detective (https://soundcloud.com/toadiedoesalltheworktbh/detectric-erective)

Constructive feedback is always appreciated.

[Silly Semi-Self-Insert TWR] Phantom at the Bat + STRIKEOUT

* (The faces you've slain seek retribution.)

WONDERFUL IDEA

scrapped "save the world" equivalent for ssrs

* Hey punk!! 
* It gets pretty chilly down here, huh?
* Don't worry about it!! I made some tea, you should totally try some.
* (You took a sip from the teacup... it is really salty...)
* Pffft, your face!! You look so pathetic!
* Well, Alphys makes the same face too.
* I forgot to tell you I am a saltwater fish.

33) Shining in the Cold

* Oh, hello!
* Name's Gospett, but you can call me Gospy.
* I'm just a little bug hangin' around the Great Tunnel.
* Fall must've hurt, huh?
* Well, someone oughta teach you how monsters do things over here!
* Ya ready? We're on!

(ARCHIVED/UNUSED) Time To Panic

SALT & PEPPER UNDERSWAP... NO LONGER