@cabinetdorkingonthefire ANOTHER KERMIT I SEE

as horrifiying as having Kermit the frog fighting a dead child 'n a religious being is, the whole "guardian angel" thing is pretty clever, i love it-

this is the curse of isaac reps to use this is gospel at least once

The frog and terrorist stare at the treasure chest, the frog inching closer. The terrorist seems occupied with someone behind him, struggling and cussing while trying to focus. As the frog approaches the chest, it's hinge swings open. Water spills from it, flooding the surrounding floor as a bright light connects the chest to the heavens above. A child, embraced by otherworldly rings, rises from the chest.

After being sacrificed by his mother, Isaac became embraced by an angel- and they're here to raise hell and cast judgement.
- Songs from/related to Roguelike, Dungeon Crawler, and Edmund McMillen games. (TBoI:R OST, Crypt Of The Necrodancer OST, Super Meat Boy OST, etc.)
- Songs related to religion and religious concepts. (This Is Gospel, God's Plan, Rappin' For Jesus, Raising Hell, etc.)
- Songs about rings, tears, and eyes/vision. (Single Ladies, No Tears Left To Cry, Save Your Tears, Blinding Lights, etc.)

Sourcelist:
Crypt Of The Necrodancer OST - Heart Of The Crypt (Dungeon Crawlers)
Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel (Religion)
Enter The Gungeon - The Hollow Never Sleeps (Roguelikes)
Ariana Grande - No Tears Left To Cry (Tears)
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At/Y.V's Crib (Roguelikes)
Machine Gun Kelly ft. blackbear - my ex's best friend (Religion)

0A - Introduction

Discord: discord.gg/rzKpqvcaNA
SoundCloud: @octagon-tourney

Track and art by Laybox
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Four: Scenata (Lucky Star/YOUR GOING TO 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!)

You're not just going to 2009- 2009 is going to 𝘺𝘰𝘶, in the form of one Konata Izumi, sarcastic MMO-loving otaku and internet icon. And with her, she brings a side of herself not often shown IRL- a fascination with all things emo and scene, complete with the... not particularly subtle... forum moniker of 𝚡𝚇𝚡_𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰_𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚉𝚄𝙼𝙸_𝚡𝚇𝚡. "Scenata" will gladly talk your ears off about all sorts of upcoming anime (well, if you can count K-On and the second season of Haruhi Suzumiya as "upcoming"), provided she can steal your homework afterward. So why don't we take a trip down to MySpace with her and chat about some chocolate coronets and emo bands? (─ ω ─)

HER FOCUSES ARE:
-Kyoto Animation, slice of life/comedy anime and otaku culture
-Emo rock, pop punk and general scenecore
-Saccharine media and “kawaii” aesthetics
-Early internet culture and bright colors/overly intense visuals
∞ So yeah, how's about that study group?
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Sources:
Caramelldansen (Remix) - DJ Ryu (Early Internet, Otaku Culture)
Mr. Brightside - The Killers (Honorary Emo)
Don't Say Lazy - K-On (Kyoto Animation, Slice of Life)
Chocolate Cornet - ebi (∞ Say, Tsukasa, which end of a chocolate cornet do you start from?)
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (Early Internet)
Hare Hare Yukai - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Kyoto Animation, Early Internet, Slice of Life)
Rockefeller Street - Getter Jaani (Early Internet)
I Got No iPhone - Parry Gripp (Early Internet)
To the End - My Chemical Romance (Pop Punk)
Everytime We Touch - Cascada (Early Internet)
Mercury in Retrograde - Avril Lavigne (Pop Punk)

EVeRyThInG WAs GOiNg ZOMG!! ThEn 2009 EnDeD...

t+pazolite - You are the Miserable (Taro4012 projects, Doppelgangers/shapeshifters)
LEGO Island - Brick By Brick ( )
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Death, Death, Death, Illegal Activity, Major struggles, Corruptive forces, Revival)
Chainsaw Man - KICK BACK (Chainsaw Man, Things that end your life: Chainsaws)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (Tournament winners)
Radiohead - Man Of War (Radiohead)
Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (Insane Clown Posse)
Radiohead - ScatterBrain (Radiohead, Internal struggles)
Cheesy Hfj - Spow (Object shows, Cheesy Hfj)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 - Computer Song (Technology, Obsolete/outdated tech, Machinery)
Timmy Trumpet, Nitti Gritti - Hey Motherf*cker (Wacky genres rhythm gamers love: Rawstyle)
Insane Clown Posse - My Axe (Insane Clown Posse, Murder, Hallucinations, Insanity, Things that end your life: my axe)
Alstroemeria Records - Bad Apple!! (Bullet hells)
Waterflame - Electroman Adventures (Geometry Dash, Bodies of water)
End Of Evangelion - Komm, Susser Todd (Death, Coping, Hallucinations, Things that make you appreciate life less, Internal struggles, Major struggles, Dead women, In Demo's room: Rei Plush)
Battle For BFDI - Blackcomb (Object shows)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (/mu/core artists, Death, Death, Death)
JerryTerry - Kiss Me (Kill Me) (JerryTerry, Corruptive forces, Outdated technology, Revival)
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (In Rose's room: DJ Potaro Plush, Machinery, Technology, Things that make you appreciate life less: being lonely)
Matt Maltese - As The World Caves In (Death, Death, Death, Coping, Major struggles, Things that end your life: the Atom Bomb)
Breaking Bad - Main Theme (Breaking Bad, Addictive substances, Illegal activity, Corruptive forces)

GRAND FINALS - BREAK IT ALL DOWN [BRICKFAD]

Track by: @lilcargoshort
Art by: @happysackboy29
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09 - Lil Highness

Lil Highness: Yo.

-Royalty, vanity and ego-
(Dancing Queen, you should see me in a crown, When I Rule the World, Thrift Shop)

-Trap / Drill / Jersey Club genres & "Lil" artists-
(Trap Queen, Boy’s a liar, Lil Nas X, Lil Pump)

-Classical music / samples & type beats-
(In the Hall of the Mountain King, Für Elise, bounce (i just wanna dance), Here Ye Here Ye)

-Whimsicality & heroic heroes who save the day!-
(Beware the Forest's Mushrooms, Gerudo Valley, Heroes, Rex Duodecim Angelus)

Sources:
Trap Music Now - Hall of The Mountain King Official Trap Remix (Royalty, Trap, Classical)
Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Heroic Heroes!)
Soulja Boy - Crank That ()
Lil Pump - Gucci Gang (Trap, "Lil" artists)
21 Savage & Metro Boomin - Glock In My Lap (Trap)
Somniphobia - Bach - Tocatta and Fugue (Rap Version) (Classical)
Kingpin Skinny Pimp & Phonk Killer - Trunk ()
Kendrick Lamar - Humble ()
Beethoven - Für Elise (Klutch Dubstep Trap Remix) (Trap, Classical)
Chief Keef - Love Sosa (Drill)
Yeat - Gët Busy ()
Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake - King's Dead (Royalty, Trap)
OSRSBeatz - Runescape Sea Shanty 2 Trap Remix (Whimsicality)
Ice Spice - In Ha Mood (Drill)
XXX Tentacion - Moonlight ()
Lil Wayne - A Milli (Trap, "Lil" artists)
Kelly Rowland and Nelly - Dilemma ()
YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Right Foot Creep (Trap)
Undertime Slopper Voiceline
Zaytoven AHH!

INTRO FOR LORD HIGHNESS

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Track by: Sebas (https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow)
Big G Art by: Adrien (https://x.com/AdrienSnowd)
Mordeai & Finn Art by: Nick (https://x.com/NickName1661)

Awesome Sources:
- Run The Jewels, Pharrell Williams, Zack de la Rocha, Toy Selectah - JU$T
- Kendrick Lamar - i
- Childish Gambino - Algorhythm
- Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
- BROCKHAMPTON - GUMMY
- Tyler, The Creator - WHAT'S GOOD
- Uncle Grandpa - Uncle Grandpa Rap
- Keyblade - Finn Vs. Mordecai

(BONUS) INTRO - RAP / HIP-HOP

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Track by: Rits-U (https://soundcloud.com/ritsssssssss)
Hermano de Jorel / Monche Art by: Nuba (https://x.com/Nuberta_77)

Awesome Sources:
Tito Silva Music - Cumbia del C Mamut
Calle 13 - Atrevete-te-te
Kevin MacLeod - What You Want
Hechiceros Band - El Sonidito
El Chombo - Dame tu Cosita
Daddy Yankee - Shaky Shaky
Don Omar, Lucenzo - Danza Kuduro
Pitbull, Osmani García, Sensato del Patio - El Taxi
Porta - Dragon Ball Rap

INTRO - HISPANIC CULTURE

Track by: GreenOfRain ( @greenofrain )
Art by: Weh (@weh-makes-the-funnies )
U.I by: Crack Frost ( twitter.com/crack_frost_ )

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''WHAT IS LOVE?! A question humanity has asked themselves for so long... and I'm here to give the answer! Love is nothing but a SHITTY excuse for CAPITALISM to THRIVE! Think about it, all the SHITTY ROMCOMS and EXPENSIVE STUFF at VALENTINE'S DAY! IT'S ALL FAKE! But these three don't seem to see it... they're one of the types to take the meaning of ''love'' to even NASTIER degrees. How? BEING HORNY!!! Just so you know, these 3 are going STRAIGHT TO HELL for all that, which is why I chose them as the symbol of LUST here! But you may be asking me, why would I pick people I HATE this much? Even I must admit, they have quite the amount of FUNKY dance moves and GREAT music taste! So if you're a fan of their sources, baby, let's just pray they don't hurt you.''
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LUST - THE ROXBURY GUYS
- Saturday Night Live, it’s stars/guests and sketch comedy
- Haddaway, One-Hit Wonders and Eurodance
- Old Internet/YTMND memes and media tied to either
- Partying/clubs, dancing and picking up chicks
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SOURCES USED:
David S. Pumpkins Theme - SNL (Saturday Night Live)
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang (One-Hit Wonders, Eurodance, Picking Up Chicks)
What Is Love - Haddaway (All Sources)
Sandstorm - Darude (One-Hit Wonders, Eurodance, Old Internet & YTMND Memes)
Motherlover - The Lonely Island (Saturday Night Live, Picking Up Chicks)
Bikie Wars - Aunty Donna (Sketch Comedy)
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon (Old Internet Memes)

Questionable Lovers

Okay losers finals isn't here yet but I was inspired okay.
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XX.THE WALL 
(Spider Man, DOATZ)
-Marvel Media & Artists / No Wave / other genres popualr in 1970’s New York
-Walls / Structures / Architecture / Building Materials / Accidents
-The Electric Company / Educational Media / Childrens’ Programming 
-Villain Songs or Themes / Media featuring Tragic Villains
-The 4th Wall / “Meta” media / Truth / Realization
Jokingly suggested by Sunkist, Sourcelist by Elven

10.FLINT'S WALL
(MOTHER 3, Pink Floyd's "The Wall")
-MOTHER // Its Fanworks // Artist Sampled or Referenced
-HAL Labs // Nintendo RPGs // The GB/GBA/GBC // Second Party Nintendo
-Westerns & Cowboys // Fire // Family & The Loss of It // Feeling Trapped
-Psychedelic Rock // Folk Rock // Blues Genres
-Pink Floyd // Rock Operas // Walls // Drugs/Hallucinations
Submitted by Olive, buffed by SunkistSwaglord

12.’M(00) 
(Balatro/The Cryptid Mod, Pokémon Red & Blue, The Binding of Isaac)
-Balatro & The Cryptid Mod / The Binding of Isaac / their references 
-2nd Party Nintendo / glitches & games known for them / cards & card-based media 
-Edmund McMillen works / roguelikes or roguelites / gambling
-Clowns or similar / pairs & what contains them / The letter M 
-Noise genres / industrial / EBM / non-standard time signatures
Submitted by LuigiCat11, buffed by Elven
  
Sources:  
Pink Floyd - Waiting For The Worms (Marvel Artists/Walls/Villain Songs/Pink Floyd/Walls/Hallucinations/Balatro “references”; The Wall)
Widdly 2 Diddly - War Season (Tragic Villain Media/Loss of Family/Drugs/Isaac References; Painful Baby) 
Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka - The Place (Villain Themes/MOTHER/2nd Party Nintendo/Noise Genres)
Daniel Pemberton - Spot Holes 2 (Marvel/The 4th Wall/Noise-adjacent)
Scott Lloyd Shelly - Boss 2 (Walls/Walls/Pairs; The Twins)
Blakaut - Τάσεις Φυγής (No Wave/Drugs/Industrial/EBM)
Hadestown Cast - Why We Build The Wall (Walls/Villain Songs/Walls/Balatro “references”; The Wall)
Go Ichinose et. al - Battle!Kanto Gym Leader (2nd Party Nintendo/2nd Party Nintendo/Non-Standard Time Signatures)
Pink Floyd - Money (Marvel Artists/Pink Floyd/Non-Standard Time Signatures)
Dom Palombi - Balatro Planet Pack Theme (DnB Cover) (Balatro/Non-Standard Time Signatures)
Jonah Senzel - 4@RDC0r#MOD# (Tragic Villain Media/The 4th Wall/“Meta” Media/Loss of Family/Feeling Trapped/Hallucinations/Clowns)
Jeremy Dower - SIMPSONS PIXELS (The 4th Wall/Family/Cryptid Mod References; The Simpsons)
Alice Cooper, The Bee Gees - Because (Villain Songs/MOTHER Samples; The Beatles/Rock Operas)
Shrek: The Musical Cast - Build A Wall (Walls/Walls/Balatro “references”; The Wall)
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (All Sources; Featured in The Wall trailer/Walls/Drugs/Balatro “references”; The Wall/Gambling)
Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka - Giygas Intro (Villain Themes/MOTHER/2nd Party Nintendo/Noise Genres)
mudeth - Machine in the Walls (Walls/Feeling Trapped/WallsHallucinations/Edmund McMillen/Roguelikes)
Adventure Time - Another Way (Tragic Villain Media/Feeling Trapped/Hallucinations/Clowns)
Doug Walker - Fennah’s The Trial (Marvel Artists; Pink Floyd/Walls/Villain Songs/The 4th Wall/Pink Floyd/Balatro “references”; The Wall/Clown-adjacent)
The Electric Company - SpiderMan Meets The Wall (All Sources/Walls/Balatro “references”; The Wall)

[LOSERS FINALS] TEAR DOWN THE WALL!

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Homestuck - Flare
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)

Victory! Bec Noir

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/bluez04
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Moe Shop - Love Taste (TTS/Vocaloid)
Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Space)
Star Wars Kinect - I'm Han Solo (Space)
Mad TV - John Madden Popcorn Popper Commercial (Direct Relation)

Tasting Intergalactic Love

Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing this track.

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown.

- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)

Sourcelist:
The Muppet Show - Opening Theme (Puppets)
Muppet*Vision 3D - The Muppet Show Theme (Puppets)
Men At Work - Down Under (New Wave)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (New Wave)
Fraggle Rock - Opening Theme (Puppets)
Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (Clothes)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (New Wave)
Various Kermit the Frog clips (Puppets)

Victory! - Big Suit Kermit

Put in the tape. Watch with us.
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A mashup tournament inspired by Mashup Week and the Repaeint.

ROSTER:
01. The Dancing Queen.
02. Summer Stunters (Chuckster + Il Piantissimo).
03. Big Suit Kermit.
04. Door Stuck.

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