Vtae X Chubb5x - Got A Pole

Li Danger - Bangn4Darvis

Sickest in America, Sickest in the Country

Like Moses

Steel

Product Of My Environment

muhammad ali

Lady 6ix-0

Kill Confirmed

Gimmie Got Shot

FULLYVILLE

INDOGE (feat. webthablock & Tmh Joker)

Different Tactics

Another festive reminder that I’m legally too powerful to be trusted with basic household tasks. Holiday season shows up, and suddenly every appliance in my house develops anxiety disorders. If anything malfunctions while you listen, that’s on you. I warned ‘em.

I warned them
You really let me operate without supervision
Alright
Dont say I didnt file the report

Too skilled too skilled
Cant touch this dimension

Too skilled for this dimension
Cant handle how I move
Butter toast like a mission
Even plates approve
All this power in the kitchen
Man its basically a crime
If I ever tried on purpose
Id destabilize space time

Destabilize space time
Space time

I walk in vacuum stands at ease
Laundry folds itself from fear of what it sees
Microwave hits the timer early just to show respect
Every chore a side quest I complete without a sweat

My fridge sends daily briefings
My broom knows how I lead
I wrote a mission statement for efficiency and speed
I water plants so perfectly my basil files pension
Im the CEO of households with impossible retention

You do dishes for survival
I do dishes to inspire
I make sweeping look majestic
My mop begs to retire

Too skilled too skilled
Cant touch this dimension

Too skilled for this dimension
Cant handle how I move
Butter toast like a mission
Even plates approve
All this power in the kitchen
Man its basically a crime
If I ever tried on purpose
Id destabilize space time

I move different
Mundane tasks tremble when I call
Took the trash out one time
Neighbors made it a public morale event for all
I rinse a cup
Oceans shift
I breathe
Appliances uplift
Yeah the universe overreacts
To every tiny thing I gift

I wipe a counter
Earth rotates a little quicker
Tie my shoes
Elastic learns to call me sir and snicker
Put a lid on Tupperware
Creates a minor shockwave
Even forks get starstruck
Walking past the microwave

I dont sweep crumbs
I start debris initiatives
I dont load dishwashers
I run wet operations
Trash day choreography
Critics call it avant garde
Five seconds start to finish
Still the Oscars send a card

Im not arrogant
Im a public safety hazard
Imagine me with effort
Wed need warning cones and hazard placards
Some heroes wear capes
Me
I wear socks with unmatched swagger

And now the universe
Would like to issue
A formal complaint

Too skilled too skilled
Cant touch this dimension

Too skilled for this dimension
Cant handle how I move
Butter toast like a mission
Even plates approve
All this power in the kitchen
Man its basically a crime
If I ever tried on purpose
Id destabilize space time

Look
I didnt choose this power
The power chose me
I warned the universe
Not to leave me alone with chores
But here we are

One more dish washed
And gravity files a complaint
Clock me out
Before I do something the universe cant undo

Too Skilled For This Dimension

muhammad ali

Stacks Osama