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The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Frenzy as Username666
Matthew Thomas as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
USERNAME 666!
VS!
MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV!
BEGIN!

Username666:
Welcome to my channel, let me give you a glimpse of my trailer
It shows the future of the demise of this sad YouTube failure
Mereana, how cute, that little grin will soon be wiped clean
How will you be scary when I X you off my screen
There can only be one Creepypasta king of YouTube
I’m a true legendary while you’re trying to get more than 200 views
Just call tech support, because it’ll be a matter of time
Before I drag you to hell and take your channel offline!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
It’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, going to scare you to death
Your eyes will bleed the same color as my background of red
YouTube deleted my video ‘cause they can’t stare into my eyes
I’m in the viral hell, so you better get ready to die!
People gouged out their eyes, nobody knows who you are
Just a channel that has 666 subscribers
When I kill you, I’ll mail your eyes to the main office of YouTube
You’ll be begging to die once I’m through with you

Username666:
People ripped out their eyes because of the sight of the creepy guy
If those people were alive I gaurentee they would of unsubscribe
I’ll flag you for the terrible lyrics you’re trying to spit
How will you upload to YouTube when your screen has your blood all over it
don’t try and document about where I am on the web
Because no one will see you again, when I make you unlisted
I’m the reason for YouTube tragedy, you’re just a poorly written myth
because assholes like you can’t mess with the username 666

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
153 people are watching my demonic videos
So that means I can get all the fame to get rid of you
I’ll squish you like the bug that you stepped on
I’m the one that will stare at my victory once this is done
This battle has proved that you’re just a total pathetic faker
My video was true horror and it was made on Windows Movie Maker
I’m an internet legend, you’re just a stupid ghost story
After this is done, your keyboard will get bloody and gory

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 10

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

Salamence- Supercoolguyjoe  
Dragonite-  PixisonGames  
Tyranitar- LstarAnimationz  
Metagross- Zander Peers  
Garchomp-MetalFire 
Hydreigon- MarioWorldGuy 
Goodra-Karichanx102 

Salamence: 
You best get stepping cause I got this battle on lock
We all know that you are riding on Clair and Lance’s Jock
You think you’re better than me just cause you’re faster?
After this battle ends I’ll become your Dragon Master
Man look at you …..you’re so Dratini
Are my words making me seem like a meany?
Don’t worry after this battle you’ll be Shelgon
You won’t be a Elite 4 Pokemon for very long

Dragonite:
 I won’t need to Inner Focus to defeat this third gen
 I’m a real pokemon you're just another pseudo to beat again
 You would never want to trigger this dragons rage
 You beating this OG dragon? now that is an Outrage
 My rhymes will hurt you harder then my Hurricane
 You getting through my Safeguard?, You must be Insane
 The disses I spit are colder than my Ice Beam
 Once I get my Dragon Claws out, you’ll be sure to scream

Tyranitar: 
With all this Frustration time to hit with my Iron Head
You’ll be left as Unnerved as you faint, then become dead! 
There’s a Dark Pulse arising, and it’s coming towards you!
But it’s a magical power, so what can you do?
Sally is worthless, Drago’s type doesn’t make sense!
You're just an overweight Charizard, no wonder you're dense.
In the end, you won’t leave happy, you’ll leave sore
You are gonna get put back in the Pokeball and get kicked out the door!
Prepare for a Hyper Beam, and then a rock shower!
You know this battle’s over once I use my Ancient Power!

Metagross: 
Slam! And now that I’ve gotten your attention,
All of you compared to me earn an Honorable Mention!
Use an Iron Ball to crush your rhymes deliberately, 
So you will freak out and run for your life super quickly!
Salamence you think you got what it takes?!
You better stop right now and put on the brakes
Dragonite you’re to bad for words its sad
And Tyranitar you can’t even hurt me a tad
I'm gonna crush you all today end of story
Cause it’s obvious this Metal type earns victory!


Garchomp: 
I’m Sandstorming in here to beat these punks, they're going to lose
Dragonite your stats are garbage and Tyranitar is old news
Metagross I can take you out with a single Flamethrower
Dragonite you suck up to way too many trainers, can you get any lower?
I’ll trap y’all in a Sand Tomb and Garchomp you apart
All of your designs are generic, I’m a work of art
None of you can compare to my legendary Swagger
My slashing rhymes are sharper than a dagger 
You can’t touch my rough skin or my Sand veil
All of you have been blown away by my Dragon tail

Hydreigon : 
I’ll Work up my Dragon rush to rap  with my hyper voice
You all be astonished you’ll have to make an U-turn like you have no other choice 
I’ll charge you in all of you  like one big giga impact 
My scary face and my vicious roar will going to win that’s going to be the fact 
I may not have a hidden ability but I can show you all my hidden power 
It’s going to leave you all in taunt and I’ll be winning by the hour 
I’m most brutal of this match leaving all of you in a rest
Metagross and Salamence please  your typing sets  isn’t one of the best 

Goodra: 
 It’s Goodra here! The brand new psuedo-legendary 
Tyranitar and Hydreigon can't even compare to this Semi-legendary
Your a disgrace to this battle and you make shit raps, 
Everyone knows that in this, there aint gonna be no recaps 
I’ll counter you all with my power whip with a body slam
Metagross, stop using Meteor Mash it’s really being a spam
I’ll use be using rock slide and my earthquake, so you'd better prevail 
I may be nice and friendly, but in the end I’ll be enduring my aqua tail

Announcer :

WHO WON

WHO’S  NEXT

YOU DECIDE 

EPIC FANDOM RAP BATTLES!

Epic Fandom Rap Battles : #2 Salamence vs Dragonite

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

2 of the world's most angriest creatures duke it out in a rap battle.

Vincent Otake as Squidward Tentacles & Announcer
MetalFire as Benson

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (PARODY)
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
VS!
BENSON!
BEGIN!

Benson:
Alright Squidward, get ready to be fired out of the sea,
You're just a stupid mental retard, anyone can see
You’re a dumb squid, who sticks his tentacles on shit
YOUR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS BLEED! YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT!
I may be a living gumball machine, but I get money for my job!
So just make like Mr. Puff, roasted and raw
Shove that clarinet up your ass! Your house is weird
I don’t even understand how you have a music career!

Squidward Tentacles:
Can you just stop yelling so I can play my clarinet?,
You're just a gumball machine so I’ve already won, give it a rest
Your employees are way more annoying than my neighbors,
I’ll kick you in your gumballs ‘cause you're begging for more
You're not very Regular, your shit is just weird
You can’t get a break from Mordecai and Rigby, those 2 are queers
I won’t need to punch you up, ‘cause you already look mauled
And you may think you’re hot, but you don’t have any gumballs!

Benson:
Well punk, at least I have a job that’s not making Krabby Patties!
It’s sad, your neighbors are a dumbass and a pink fatty!
Whenever you sing, you just sound freaking tired
SO GUESS WHAT YOU BLUE BASTARD, YOU’RE FIRED!

Squidward:
Benson, your raps are old, just like you
Your show should’ve died with the rest of your bastard crew
You’ve got slackers, a lollipop guy who’s high and a fatty who say’s he’s buff,
But you’re a whiny, short tempered thing, and you’re not so tough.

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY (PARODY)


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