ENTRY NUMBER NINE

THE FATE OF THE INTRUDER

THE INTRUDER WAS NO MATCH FOR THE HYPOCRITE
HIS ALLY WAS DESTROYED
...
JUST AS HE CAME  
HE LEFT
....
...
ERROR.
INTRUDER 09 SEEMS TO BE MISSING.
MANIFESTATION HAS NOT OCCURED.
...
GOODBYE TO A WORLD.

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(INTRUDER 09 - THE SURVIVOR)

This won’t be my final message, so help me god.

-“REACTION CONTENT”, RELATED CREATORS & POST-MODERN COMEDIANS
(JACKSFILMS, TOM CARDY, THE CLICK)
-2017+ MEMES, CRASS HUMOR, COMPLEXTRO & EXCESSIVE REVERB
(I AM THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB, EAT SHIT BOB, GOODBYE TO A WORLD)
-BIZLY, HIS PALS, GAMES HE LIKES, THEIR COMPOSERS & SMPS
(JORT STORM, MICE ON VENUS, AMONG US SONG)
-VERTICAL MOVEMENTS, THEIR MEANS & ASCENSION MUSIC 
(STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, ELEVATOR, AND SO WE FALL)
-CLOTHING, HARDWARE STORE ITEMS & THINGS IN JAILBREAK
(HANDY, ANGST IN MY PANTS, I DON’T WANNA BE FREE)
-THE ENDTIMES, THEIR CAUSES, APOCALYPTIC MEDIA, REALITY & FINALITY
(RADIOACTIVE, CREDITS SONG FOR MY DEATH, MR. UNIVERSE)

VICTORY! THE SURVIVOR

As featured on our new album Open for Business ~ Salty Selections, Vol. 1
Check it out on Bandcamp & Google Drive for free! 
https://salt-tournament.bandcamp.com/album/open-for-business-salty-selections-vol-1

KING KNIGHT: Inquiries as to why I've "stolen your garbage" shall be answered another day! Now begone with you two!! [DFX]
MORDECAI: Just give us back our trash already, jeez!
RIGBY: Why do you even want that junk anyways? What are you, some kinda trash king?! [KEKTENDO]

Track: kaz
Character Art: 5kids, Plooshi, ragnamalamity, 2D37, akaru
Character(s) Represented: Mordecai & Rigby, King Knight
 @abluetomato  
https://soundcloud.com/plooshburger
https://twitter.com/Beat5Kids
https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity
https://soundcloud.com/insignificant-weeaboo
https://soundcloud.com/indeterminant

Mordecai & Rigby's Sources:
- Songs featured in Cartoon Network properties
(Regular Show, Adventure Time, Dexter's Laboratory, Class of 3000, the Powerpuff Girls)
- Songs and artists featured in Regular Show
(Donald Glover, MC Lyte, Kenny Loggins, Twisted Sister, David Bowie)
- Songs in the Synthwave/Outrun genres
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir, Le Perv, On the Run)
- Songs related to birds & raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocky Raccoon, S.N.U.F.F.Y., Birds Don't Sing)

King Knight's Sources:
- Songs featured in the Shovel Knight franchise
(The Decadent Dandy, No Sense Running, Battle the Battletoads)
- Media featuring Jake Kaufman
(Shantae, Big Bad Bosses, Ducktales)
- Songs related to royalty
(Royals, Viva la Vida, Nuclear Throne)
- Songs related to cards and card games
(Yu-Gi-Oh!, Poker Night at The Inventory, Ace of Spades)

Sources Used:
梅干茶漬け - Trident of Sadness (Both - Royalty, Related Offsource)
Adventure Time HIK! WYSOG - Title Screen (Both - CN, Royalty, Jake Kaufman)
Adventure Time HIK! WYSOG - Boss: Ice King (Both - CN, Royalty, Jake Kaufman)
DragonForce - Through the Fire & the Flames (M&R - Regular Show Artists)
Adventure Time HIK! WYSOG - Ice Kingdom Action (Both - CN, Royalty, Jake Kaufman)
Steven Universe - Big Fat Zucchini (M&R - CN)
Pierce the Veil - King for a Day (KK - Royalty)
Regular Show - Party Tonight (M&R - CN)
Steven Universe: The Movie - Drift Away (M&R - CN)
Jake Kaufman - The Crosswise Crosswinds (Birder Mountain) (Both - Jake Kaufman, Birds)
Marina & The Diamonds - Solitaire (KK - Card Games)
Kenny Loggins - Footloose (M&R - Regular Show Artists)
Simon Panrucker - King Of The World (Both - Royalty, CN: Clarence)
Shovel Knight, Steven Universe, Undertale, Regular Show SFX

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.gg/uwqpWpbdaw

[WR2M4 REFIRE] The Frostwind Kings (Ice Mountain) - S.A.L.T.

The internet has spoken! Will RICK HENTAI turn the lights out on his opponents, or will SCATMAN & HATMAN escape with a win as sweet as cola? Thank you for voting, and stay tuned next week for the penultimate match of Winners Round 2!

Musician (Buildup): shlb
Editing: VincentMashups, theguy, TVGhost
Art: Anonymous, aeiouko, 5Kids, TVGhost
https://soundcloud.com/shlbwave
https://www.youtube.com/@VincentMashups
https://twitter.com/sunhatgirl
https://twitter.com/Beat5Kids
https://twitter.com/TVGhost__

Sources:
theguy - Megamix R2 Results Buildup Template
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (Lou Bega)
Lamaze-P, Hatsune Miku - PoPiPo (Otaku Culture)
Vulfpeck - Animal Spirits (Jazz)
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Pre-2012 Internet Culture, Eurodance)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (One Hit Wonders)
Scatman John - Time (Take Your Time) (Scatman John)
Justin Timberlake, Timbaland - Sexyback (Sexual Themes, Otaku Culture: 5th_raikage)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
Darude - Sandstorm (Pre-2012 Internet Culture, One Hit Wonders)
John Coltrane - Countdown (Jazz)
S3RL - Mtc (S3RL)

Rick Hentai
- Songs by Rick Astley, or in the 80s New Wave genre.
(Never Gonna Give You Up, Together Forever, Whenever You Need Somebody, Hold Me In Your Arms)
(Tears For Fears, Hall & Oates, Depeche Mode, Talking Heads)
- Songs by S3RL, or in the Happy Hardcore genre.
(MTC, Pretty Rave Girl, Bass Slut, Pika Girl)
(Force & Styles, Magik Night, Fracus & Darwin, nanobii)
- Songs related to Otaku Culture, or sex & sexual themes.
(Caramelldensen, Everytime We Touch, Renai Circulation, Rockefeller Street)
(Baby Got Back, Huniepop, Me!Me!Me!, Panty & Stocking)
- Songs related to pre-2012 internet culture, or bait & switch memes, excluding Siivagunner.
(Sandstorm, Call Me Maybe, Trololo, Dreamscape)
(Tari Ubur Ubur, Baka Mitai, Stick Bug, Replay)

Scatman & Hatman
- Songs by Lou Bega, or in the Mambo & Big Band genres.
(Mambo No. 5, Can I Tico Tico You, Buena Macarena, Scatman & Hatman)
(Guaripumpe, Para Ti, Mack The Knife, Sing Sing Sing With A Swing)
- Songs by Scatman John, or in the Eurodance or Jazz genres.
(I'm A Scatman, Scatman's World, Everybody Jam!, Scatmambo)
(Better Off Alone, I'm Blue, Autumn Leaves, Take Five)
- Songs by One-Hit Wonders, or 90s hits, excluding Hip-Hop & Rap.
(Junior Senior, Chumbawumba, The Verve, Gotye)
(Wannabe, Macarena, Someday, Baby One More Time)

[WR2 M6] Results! Rick Hentai vs. Scatman & Hatman - Mashup Week: Megamix

BO: fuck, fuck, nononono-
POETMINE: OH Facinating UPDATDE

VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/GRnAuE2Q7sCFMHZs9
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ART BY: [Ethan, DremaingFIFI]
WRITING BY: [i forgot]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Poetmine, Bo Burnham
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Songs used:
SNKS - Chaotic Code
Jamangar - Locked In The Underground
The Weeknd - Take My Breath
Harvey "Shuffleboard" Rothman - Hurt Me, Baby
Zedd ft. Foxes - Clarity
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison
Joji, Diplo - Daylight
Bo Burnham - Goodbye
The Who - Who Can It Be Now?
OneyPlays, MasterSwordRemix - Heads or Tails
The Spice Girls - Wannabe
Bronze ft. BBRC - pa$$ the time
Metallica - One 
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(B01 - BO BURNHAM)

- Bo Burnham/his associates, comedians & Netflix originals/exclusives
(All Eyes On Me, Goodbye, Tom Cardy, Johnathan Coulton)
(Inside Job, Captain Laserhawk, Close Enough, Better Call Saul)
- Comedy genres, Synthpop & Alt-Pop
(Yung Gravy, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tenacious D, Kevin and the Bikes)
(Kraftwerk, Tears for Fears, Sub Urban, Red Orange County)
- Loneliness/isolation, struggles, futility & the mind
(Scared To Be Lonely, So Lonely, Tired of Being Alone, The Outside)
(Rings, The Wolf, Mindstate, venus fly trap)
- The 'digital space', technology & escapism
(The Amazing Digital Circus, DIGITAL OVERSIGHT, Internet Friends, virtual reality)
(Propaganda!, LESS THAN, Doses & Mimosas, Way Down We Go)

(B00 - POETMINE)

- SONGS. MUSIC.
()
(BREAKCORE/Y2K CULTURE & OTHER GENRES 
OF MEDIA THAT MAKE YOUR SENSES HURT)
- YES
(CHAOS & WHAT CAN COME FROM IT)
(ABSURDISM, NONSENSE & WHAT IS SPAWNED FROM IT)
- ARE YOU A FUCKING COP OR S
()
()
- OMETHING ASSHOLE GET OUT
(WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE)

[S2E5 SEASON FINALE - VOTE NOW!] All I've Ever Wanted

HORSEMAN OF FAMINE - STARVED
ART BY: https://twitter.com/pokopakku
TRACK BY: @geebee13
BECOME A WITNESS: discord.gg/9jNdTZCzcN

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚...

- SEGA, Sonic Composers, & Friday Night Funkin’
- Online Horror/Dark Fancontent
- Food, Hunger, Cooking & Consumption
- Sentient Machinery, Science & Inventors 
- Fire, Heat & Decay

...𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙈𝙀?

SOURCES USED:
Duckoutofluck - Fallout (Friday Night Funkin', Dark Fancontent [Sodor Fallout], Sentient Machinery [The trains], Anarchy: Modding)
Kyle Allen Music - Sound The Alarms (Online Horror)
Glass Animals - Heat Waves (Heat)
MarStarBro, UpTaunt, Punkett - Triple Trouble (Sonic, Online Horror, Friday Night Funkin', Anarchy: Modding)
Hideki Naganuma - Wrapped In Black (Sonic)
Rich Brian ft. bbno$ - Edamame (Food)
Ted Poley, Tony Harnell - Escape From The City... For City Escape (Sonic)
The Offspring - All I Want (SEGA [Crazy Taxi])
Slendytubbies 3 - Run Away (Online Horror)

NUCLEAR BURNOUT

VOTE NOW!!!
[ There isn't actually voting for this match... ]

Mashup by @libbec
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Sᴏᴜʟsʟᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs
 
-= Undertale AU Music and Homestuck =-

-= Chiptune, Digital Fusion, & related genres =-

-= Guns and Dreams/Sleeping =-

-= Bullet Hell Games =-

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F ᴜ ᴛ ᴜ ʀ ᴇ   F ᴜ ɴ ᴋ

-= Future Funk, City Pop, Disco, and similar genres =-

-= Time and Time Travel =-

-= 80s Pop and Billboard 2010’s hits =-

-= 80’s Film Franchises / Pop Culture =-

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Songs used:
1) Girls with Guns - Hollywood Burns (Soulslammers - Guns)
2) Time on my Side - Homestuck (Soulslammers - Homestuck)
3) Lady - Modjo (Future Funk - Similar genre to Future Funk [French House])
4) Levitating - Dua Lipa (Future Funk - Disco)
5) Animals - Maroon 5 (Future Funk - 2010s Hits)
6) I Shot Cupid - Stela Cole (Soulslammers - Guns)
7) Human After All - Daft Punk [SebastiAn Remix] (Future Funk - Similar genre to Future Funk [French House])
8) NILLILI MAMBO - BLOCK B (Soulslammers - Homestuck)
9) Marisa Stole The Precious Thing - IOSYS (Soulslammers - Bullet Hell Games)
10) Bad - Michael Jackson (Future Funk - 80s Hits)
11) doritos and fritos - 100 gecs (Soulslammers - Homestuck)
12) Paradise City - Guns n' Roses (Future Funk - 80s Hits // Soulslammers - Guns)

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[ W R2 M3 ] With Enough Time

VOTE NOW!!!
[ https://forms.gle/6z3rcmzCPx9BH1R2A ]

Mashup by @libbec
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Mᴜᴍʙᴏ Jᴜᴍʙᴏ^2
 
-= 3D Collectathons, Fifth-Generation Gaming, and Rareware properties =-

-= Sandbox Games and Games built around creation / customization =-

-= Music related to or otherwise used by Hermitcraft members =-

-= Machinery / Steampunk, Racing Games, and Magic =-

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Aɴɪᴍᴀʟ Gʀᴏᴏᴠɪɴɢ
 
-= Animal Crossing and other Life Sim / “Cozy” Games =-

-= Indie Rock, Slacker Rock, and Cafe genres =-

-= Canines, Felines, and Dancing =-

-= Fictional / Virtual Bands and Artists =-

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Songs used:
1) Peace & Tranquility (MJ^2 - Collectathons // AG - Dancing, Animal Crossing [Direct reference to "Nobody's Around to Help"])
2) Rasputin (2022 Remix) - Majestic x Boney M. (Offsource)
3) Deep Sleep Sheep - HACHI (AG - Virtual Artists)
4) I Want A Dog - Weezer (AG - Dogs)
5) WORK! - JONO (MJ^2 - Hermitcraft)
6) Magic - B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo (MJ^2 Magic)

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Discord: discord.gg/BPXZFar

[ W R2 M4 ] Really Was Gone

Victory Theme made by @o-Olive-Draws-o

(MEMORY 01 - MARIAH CAREY)

- Mariah Carey & Friends // Columbia Records Artists
(All I Want For Christmas Is You, Ariana Grande, Harry Styles)
- Christmas Music // Contemporary R&B // Pop Soul 
(Silent Night, Self Control, You Know I'm No Good)
- Holidays // The Cold // Joy
(Nothing is Safe, Another Winter, Don’t Worry Be Happy)
- Songs w/ “Want” or “You” In The Title // Desires
(All I Want Is Love, You’ve Come A Long Way, Give Me Love)

Songs used:
Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart (Columbia Records / "You")
Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Wizard In Winter (Christmas Music / The Cold)
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (...)

VICTORY! - MARIAH CAREY

Victory Theme made by @o-Olive-Draws-o 

(MEMORY 07 - JEREMY DONALDSON)

- FMV Games // British TV or Culture // Sketch Comedy
(Not For Broadcast, Top Gear, #deep)
- Britpop // Pop Punk // Alt-Rock
(Centuries, All The Small Things, Clint Eastwood)
- The News & Journalism // TV Related Concepts 
(Storm Alert 2006, Interview with the Vampire, Static Snow)
- (Alternate) History // Retro-Futurism // The Truth
(We Didn’t Start The Fire, My Life As a Teenage Robot, Come True)

Songs used:
Jason Orbaum - National Nightly Snugglehugs (Not For Broadcast)
Jason Orbaum - National Nightly News Day 921 (Not For Broadcast)
The Killers - Mr. Brightside (British Culture / Alt Rock / The Truth)

VICTORY! - JEREMY DONALDSON

Victory Theme made by @o-Olive-Draws-o

(MEMORY 15 - FLORIDA MAN)

- Florida & It’s Artists or Animals // Men
(Florida Man, Flo Rida, Florida Water)
- Hard Rock // Grunge // “Garage” Rock
(Live & Learn, In Bloom, Take It or Leave It)
-  Insanity & Stupidity // The Unexpected
(Crash Bandicoot, The Dumb Song, Surprise Party)
- "American Ideals"// Strange Crimes // Florida Man Headlines
(Party In The USA, Fish Walk, Bonfire)

Songs used:
Blue Öyster Cult - Florida Man (...)
Lyn Lapid - Producer Man (The Unexpected/Men)
Ween - Ocean Man (Stupidity/Men)

VICTORY! - FLORIDA MAN

VOTE NOW!!!
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i dont ask this normally, but please spread this around! i want as many voters as possible to get an accurate result

This track was made by @e-twoup, with art by the same, as well as @brugman58.

STARGAZER: Goodbye, and thank you all. J-just, make it quick, okay?
HOBaRT: If we really have to put you down to get out of here... well, that's all there is to it. Sorry, mate.
POPOY: ¡Consigamos esta estrella y salgamos de aquí, todas!
METTATON: REAL DRAMA! REAL BLOODSHED! LET'S MAKE OUR DARING ESCAPE, DEARS!
WEST: [Kanye convulses, seeming to struggle with himself.] I'm a sick fuck. I'm a sick fuck.
MAE: Shit.. I don't like this. But I need to get back to Possum Springs.
MIROR B: A real battle! Finally! Come on, Ludi, we have to win!
SAKURA: Goodbye, Mr. Stargazer. I'm sorry about all this...
BO: Jesus. This is probably the most fucked up thing I've done for personal gain, and that's saying something.


Track Sources:
Super Mario Galaxy - Buoy Base Galaxy [Results Buildup Mix] (Stargazer, Space)
DM DOKURO - Scourge of the Universe (Stargazer, Liked on ACOR account, also maybe space?)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Possibly main theme of ACOR due to use in bracket track, RIP TikTok not that they died or anything lol)
Gorillaz - DARE (Sakura, Virtual Bands)
One Republic - Counting Stars (Stargazer, Astral Bodies)
Lisa the Faithful - Repent Your Sins (West, RPGMaker/Religion)
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla (Stargazer, Liked on ACOR Account)
LMFAO ft. Lil' Jon - Shots (Messy Recipe, obligatory)
El Chombo - Dame Tu Cosita (Dancing Alien Team, obligatory)
BDG - Perfect Pokerap (Bo/Miror)
Micheal Jackson - Billie Jean (Miror B, MJ)
MandoPony - Survive the Night (Mettaton, Robots)
Starset - It Has Begun (Stargazer, Astral Bodies)
Fallout Boy - Dance, Dance (Dancing Alien Team/Trash Mammals, Dancing/Alt Rock)
Crush-40 - Live and Learn (Trash Mammals, Anthro Animals)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Stargazer/Trash Mammals, Astral Bodies/Alt Rock, RIP Will Smith)
Undertale - STMPWYFS (Bo/Mettaton, Comedians/Undertale)
Bo Burnham - WORDS WORDS WORDS
Homestuck - Beatup (Stargazer, final boss music???? (is ult dirk the final boss of pesterquest), liked on ACOR account, this song holds personal significance due to it being the base of my first mashup)
Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You 
K/DA - POP/STARS (Sakura/Stargazer, Virtual Bands/Astral Bodies, used in Loser's Bracket track)
POPSTARBILLS - Fucked Up In The Crib (Stargazer/Messy Recipe/Bo Burnham, Liked on the ACOR account/Food/Comedy Song)
Friday Night Funkin' - Fresh (Miror B/Mettaton, Funk/Robotic Vocals)
Travis Scott - SICKO MODE (Stargazer/West, Liked on the ACOR account/Inspired by Kanye)
Lil Uzi Vert, Future - That's It (Dancing Alien Team/West, Lil Uzi Vert/Inspired by Kanye)
Kanye West - MERCY 
Daft Punk - Technologic (Mettaton, Robots)
JT Music - Stargazer 
Cartoon death sound effects, explosion (the hood lost a real one)

[GRAND FINALS] Phase 1 - Vs. The Stargazer

[ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜs ᴀᴄᴄ:  @starstruck-tournament ]

Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ SᴛᴀʀSᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ Tᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ

A ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ 16 ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇsᴛᴀɴᴛs ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ, ᴀʟᴏɴɢsɪᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀsʜᴜᴘs

Iꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴏɴɢs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴠɪᴀ sᴏᴜɴᴅᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴅᴍ ᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. Aɴʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ!

THE CONTESTANTS:
1: Mr. Sandbag
2: Running Nose
3: Viral Education
4: Sad Emote
5: Percy Jackson
6: Tokio
7: Cereal Companions
8: LEGO Starlord
9: Toxic Spikes
10: Spook Tunes Inc.
11: Animal Grooving
12: F u t u r e F u n k
13: Disastrous Dealers
14: Mumbo Jumbo^2
15: Soul Slammers
16: Train Enthusiasts

THE BONUS CHARACTERS:
- Discordapp
- Bruno & Remy
- B-Sides
- Minor Mechanical Malpractice
-4W3S0M3F4C3

[ run by @libbec ]

[ W R2 M3 ] With Enough Time

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