About
.Kerso is a total bawbag with no social skills whatsoever. Consequently he lives the life of a sad, middle-aged hermit who only gets up in the morning to see if someone has messaged him on Fudbook or Twatter (no one ever does though.)

He does however like the odd bit of music as long as it's not too loud and is played by a competent beat combo.

As the son of a Mormon minister and 6 mothers he is an advocate of polygamy and to that end his one aim in life is to marry Monika Kruse, Gayle San, DJ Nastia Beauty and Michelle McManus in a traditional setting near his West of Scotland castle. Ideally Jeff Mills will agree to be best man and Jedward will perform at the reception.

Everyone on Soundcloud is cordially invited. 

Peace. 


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