Official parody 
Supported by: @Edimers (Follow this guy I love his music :D)
Idea from Dr. Kucho's Videogame.
DESCRIPTION EVEN IF I DON'T NEED ONE:
Universally accredited as the best DJ in the Universe, transforming da sound of radio and with it, the "musical tastes" of millions(billions) of listeners (fucktards) across the world (galaxy) in the process, Devil Gueta has established himself as a true, modern day dance gay icon.
After first making his presence most notably felt in the US with his production work on the Black Eyed Penis‟ „I Gotta Falling‟ in 2009, a track that has since gone on to record over 8.3 million "bought" sales and establish itself as the biggest selling download in U.S. history, Gueta effectively laid the foundations for what is now a burgeoning, worldwide dance music scene. This "success" translated across the Atlantic too, with both „I Gotta Falling‟ and the equally anthemic „When Love Takes Powder‟, featuring former Destiny‟s Boys songstress Relly Kowland, both rocketing straight to the top of the UK Singles charts. Similarly, Sexy Whore ft Bakon, hit the top spot in multiple countries and made Devil not only KING of the clubs, but a household name.
Following the subsequent release of Grammy-nominated, platinum selling albums „One Blow‟ in 2009 and follow up „Nothing But The Tits‟, both of which have boasted numerous #1 singles such as "Graphene‟, „She Hyena‟, „Without Your Money‟ and featured collaborations with everyone from Snup Doc/Tiger to Zia; Asher to Nicki Minass; Lil Pain to Rihanal, Gueta has continued to build on his vastly impressive, ever-growing musical legacy.
In total, Gueta has sold more than 8 million albums and 40 million tracks. Not bad for (The Universe Fucking Best DJ) a DJ!
Fast forward to 2014 and having focused on his own „Jack Black’ imprint throughout the first half of year - the label from which he cultivated the careers of then-budding DJ‟s Nicky Oregano, Auicii, Afroblackjack, Showtits and more – Devil released a trio of club singles including "Bat‟ and "Shot Me Down Syndrome‟(Yes I have all the money in the universe & I wanted to fuck up a fantastic song used in a fantastica Tantirano film named Kill Will that have each hit the #1 spot at Veatport within their first respective weeks, he is now channeling all his efforts towards what will be an incredible sixth studio album. The new major single “Lovers On The Drugs” will bring together the three Jack Black Jack Back singles for a summer 2014 EP; sure to be an anthem in the Balearics and beyond.
It is also worth noting that Gueta is now regarded as one of the world‟s most popular figures on both social media and streaming platforms. He has close to 55 million Fuckbuk fans,(I can buy them with my billions) 15 million Twitter followers (I don't need to buy these followers, they follow me because they follow everything that is number 1 in a chart) and 2 billion Yo!Tuve views. (1$ for every view) Plus 5 million Spotifail followers which is well over half their registered user base. The stats speak for themselves.
As well as his influence on the culture of dance music and its subsequent impact on popular music across the world, Gueta has also helped solidify the notion of the DJ being the artist. Not just prolific and talented producer, Devil is a DJ first (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA) and foremost and tours non-stop. He has already played (fucked up) to well over 1.5 million people in 2014 alone, reinforcing not only the global reach of his music, but the unprecedented demand that exists to watch DJs perform. Headlining multi genre festivals, EDM gatherings and his own stadium shows, he has helped lead the change of the landscape - forever.
Having also recently announced coveted Ibiza residences at both Pashah and Ushuplaia, as well as an extended run of European festival dates across France, Germany, Estonia, Italy, Sweden, Iceland, Italy, Russia, Spain and Scotland before the summer is out, 2014 is shaping up to be one of Devil Gueta's biggest years to date.

Official parody 
Supported by: @Edimers (This guy has some nice shiat!)
Idea from Dr. Kucho's Videogame

I was a rich guy (thanks to my daddy) who wanted fame and used his father's money to become a famous DJ, and of course, A FUCKING FANTASTIC LONG HAIRED JAPANESE DJ FROM LOS ANGELES TO THE UNIVERSE!! Follow me NOW or I'll buy your follow.


Official parody 
Supported by: @johnshaftmusic @Edimers @DevilGueta @Stevekaraoki
Idea from Dr. Kucho's Videogame

Official parody 
Supported by: @Edimers @DevilGueta @Stevekaraoki @ParisSheraton @Pitbullshit
Idea from Dr. Kucho's Videogame

Bookings and business:  turloi.dragos96@gmail.com

Dr. Kucho!  was crowned by  DJ Magazine UK as “The Undisputed King of Spanish House Music” and, thanks to his vast, diverse, and ever-increasing portfolio, including releases on some of the most notable labels in the industry (Sony, Virgin, Defected, Pacha, Spinnn’ and Africanism to name but a few), has been received with open arms by discerning audiences across the globe.
During 2013 he is celebrating his 20-year career in the music industry, with more than 300 releases to his name, releasing his album "The Return Of The King" where he explores his melodic trance and progressive side. Nevertheless, he continues creating that kind of house tunes that made him well known. 

Dr. Kucho!’s most successful tracks are "Hale Bopp", "To Russia With Love", "La Tarde Se Ha Puesto Triste'", "Doing Better Without You","The Island Of Love", "Lies To Yourself" , "Can't Stop Playing", "Belmondo Rulez"… Ferry Corsten, Markus Schulz, Armin van Buuren, Sander van Doorn and a huge part of the trance family, is supporting his new trance facet.

The Doctor is as strong as ever as he continues to prescribe his fans -  and music lovers the world over - dose after dose of his tried and tested medicine.

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