essential listening

if you made it on this list, congratulations you are the cream of the crop

this list is officially full and has been sealed in the vault of quality, seek out volume 2 as it forages the wilds for fresh bullshit: https://soundcloud.com/jzzb/sets/this-bullshit-actually

this bullshit actually sounds good [ARCHIVE]

Music I'd play in public and feel proud doing so

Proof the Internet is a Wonderful Place

Buckle up, children!

kys lol

Nintendo SoundClowns V4 (G R A N D   D A D)

Over eight hours of Nintendo Soundclowns from my playlists (1-4), and many more new picks curated by me.

Nuff said.

Edit: Over 270 songs and 11 hours of those sweet Soundclowns.

don't ask what i'm listening to (Nintendo Soundclown Megamix V1)

Arch Linux

The Cory (Eek!)

I have never seen the show, but the music is PRETTY GOOD.

Main Crunk

When I'm /r/montageparodies

YeeHX

I'm a teen titan

Soundclown Party

Wake me up - Avicii + Mario Circuit (Mario Kart 8)

All this time I was racing myself
And I didn't know I was last.

So wake me up when this lap's over

Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap

lots of songs used
try and count all the мємєѕ

8/24/2015 - downloads enabled
11/6/2015 - new DL link: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/2jpq8ktfcbl67oc/infinite_memes.mp3

Infinite Meme Power

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a sudden mini-explosion of people liking and reposting my songs got me back in the game - this one might be a little overwhelming but i got hit by inspiration at like 2AM and this is what happens when you ride out a late night wave like that

(songs chunked in rough order of appearance)
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Main Menu / File Load
with 
Bangarang - Skrillex
Move Bitch - Ludacris
Get It On The Floor - DMX

Bonfire - Childish Gambino
with
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Gangnam Style - PSY

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean
with
Space Jam - Quad City DJ's

Take On Me - A-ha

My Neck, My Back - Khia
with
Summerslam Jam 1993 Music Video

X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX
with
Express Yourself - N.W.A.

All Star - Smash Mouth
with
American Girl - Tom Petty

Gas Pedal - Sage The Gemini ft. IamSu
with
World Summit - Modulation (drum stab)
Snake Eyes - David Holmes, Oceans 13 OST

Paper Mario 2 - Everyone's Main Menu

Grand Dad Goes Shopping But Accidentally Buys The Internet Channel For 500 Wii Points

https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/645985426398969856

VIDEO VERSION!!!

Megalomashia [Undertale x Everything]

trumpets

Super Grand Dad 3D World

Dinosaur Land

Super Grand Dad (SoundClown)

Stupid Rick Harrison Joke

ALL CREDIT TO SiIvaGunner I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS SONG AND I AM NOT MAKING MONEY ON THIS

We are Number One

Lazy Town We Are Number One MEME REMIX

Pumped up Kicks (Bridge and Law Remix)[EAR RAPE]

This hippy spin off of "Magnolia" will give you an erection in no time.

penis warts!! (Tommy & Jonny)

Lil Dick - Sad Nigga Hours (Prod. Young Rock)

it took me more than a hour to think of a better title.

when two songs have the same key

[THANKS FOR 10k VIEWS Y'ALL ARE THE REAL SHIT <3]
edit: i'll make another one with second kid's rap if this gets 1k likes. much love from ya boi, whether you're cringing or you actually like it :)

hoo daddy
inspiration from meme by @dangk.v2 (instagram)
@lilbarnacle (https://soundcloud.com/lilbarnacle/moshpit)

lyrics (why tf not):
well... in fact... i think i feel a song coming on
bitch
tick tock 
suck my cock
i take a shit and it goes plop plop (drip)
violate your pussy like robocop (brrp)
your grandma gives me top (gang)
put holes in you like spongebob
take your hoe to auschwitz (ok)
fuck hitler he smells like shit
your sister looks retarded
that hoe is special ed
and she gives lil barnacle head

Dance Contest

Steve McCool