zack if you made this is the only thing good you doe

you would have to be a really big fan of this show for you to make a rap battle series out of the show

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. JOHN S. BISHOP WE LOVE UNCLE GRANDPARENTS OF MOSQUITO'S ! 🗽🤠💕🐦⭐🍎

My song

Fel as Hoppy 
Zack as Hopper

Frenzy as Uncle Grandpa
Metal as Belly Bag

Hoppy:
I hop into the battle, to put you in forever sleep! 
Both:
Our raps will make Garnets power levels look weak  
Hopper and Hoppy:
BINGO!
Hopper:
I’ll put a hole through your head like Ringo 
Zip your mouth with that bag, 
Both:
Ya saggy freakshow! 
Hoppy:
I got wits when I spit lyrics sharper than my sword 
You help kids but they won’t help you in this rap war!
Hopper:
You’ll be chopped into food just like your pizza friend
Your main goal in the show was to danger steven

Uncle Grandma:
Good morning! I eat furry hairballs for breakfast
I know I’m happy and kind but in rap, I’m reckless! 
Go through you faster than a three way sub in a minute! 
-As I’m drowning you more than lars and sadies ship did
Don’t worry, Mr Hoppers, your win isn't canon 
I have magic powers, you're looked down apon in battling 
You’re going wish you had Hope-er, well just trust
me, when I breath fire on the mic; You can call me gus 

Hoppy:
Get off the mic, grandpa, your rhymes are old like your face
Hopper:
That verse made me more sick than your head in space
Hoppy:
Numbers have no meaning for the raps I bring to end this fems 
Hopper:
Your episode was just you being chased by the crystal gems
Both:
Cataway gags won’t save your comedy from being crap!
Even with years of training, you’ll still fail at rap 
Hoppy:
Be careful, I nearly had the jump on this pedo orge 
Hopper:
Your rhymes were a joke, like your april fools crossover 

Uncle Grandpa:
Belly Bag! I need to teach these animals to learn
Belly Bag:
You help troubled kids Grandpa, so this isn’t your concern
Uncle Grandpa: 
Yeah! I’m dropping steven bombs, so be nice to your grandpa 
While I’m in the air on the giant realistic flying tiger 
Lyrically blast with a bee-sooker than a snake shooter
Than a snake shooter again, I’m a onion ring brusier! 
I made people laugh, your episode made them bored
Watch me crossover my rhymes to leave you two floored! 


Uncle Grandpa Vs Hoppy and Hopper. Steven Universe Rap Battles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Frenzy as Dudley Puppy
GloryOfTheRainWings as Kitty Katswell
Timber Puppers as Nick Wilde
Madi2theMax as Judy Hopps
BroCheck as Mr. Big (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!


Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I’ll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we’ll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you’re by far the weakest opponent
We’ll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser’s neck donuts
The #1 T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis


Nick Wilde:
You’re in the Urban Jungle, where you two won’t have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you’ll be pushing Daisies
You’re just Wanna-Bees, don’t deny, it’s pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I’ll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I’m not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we’ll-
Mr. Big:
Ice ‘em!


Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, ‘cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We’ll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We’re Purr-fect Partners that’ll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That’s more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we’re Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we’ll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I’m sorry, but man, that’s just funny
I mean I can’t take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny


Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You’re just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don’t know Jack about your partner, yet you think you’re slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
‘Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we’ll serve you justice, it’s called a hustle, sweetheart!


WHO…. WON….
WHO’S…. NEXT….
YOU…. DECIDE….
EPIC…. RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas

Uncle Grandpa Vs Hoppy and Hopper. Steven Universe Rap Battles

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