Well, the lobotomy was a moderate success... all in all an enjoyable experience. The staff was VERY nice, and there was enough Thorazine and urinal cakes for everyone in the facility to go back for seconds. Wait, we all went back FOUR seconds, because the Flux Capacitor on the DeLorean ran out of Yellowcake. DAMN YOU SADDAM!! Anyhoo, when clinging desperately to a delusion, I have decided it is best to grow long one's finger-and-toenails in order to fashion them into claws with which to cling to said delusion with all of one's might. The irony of this will no doubt be lost on EVERYONE, with the exception of myself. Which is an irony IN and OF itself! Ok... Enjoy the show, folks! 

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