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B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Duck Hunting Duo Willie and Si battle Propane Seller Hank Hill.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HANK HILL
VS
DUCK DYNASTY
BEGIN

Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me

Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra

Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you

Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46.

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

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