heeeeehehheeeehee

HyperJacob96 as Mr. Lawrence and Plankton
Mothmancha as Seth MacFarlane (AUDIO)
Matthew Thomas as Seth MacFarlane (VIDEO)
Peter Griffin as himself

MR. LAWRENCE:
Just call me Mr, you dumbass cause I’m the boss of this show
Spend hours on beloved animation and this dumb snob is my foe?
You voice all of your characters on all of your shows, what a joke
While I have Tom Kenny on my side, you’re an overrated overacting bloke
I have a show thats 24 times funnier than your shit
The chance of me winning is as big as the nose of Lois
Matt Groening is more well known so we’ll just leave you to rot
All your writers are 12 year olds who are on pot!

SETH MACFARLENE:
I’m a Family Guy, you’re a bad excuse of a voice actor
Go back under the ocean because animation here is a factor
Nobody watches Nickelodeon anymore, it’s too overrated
With all the crappy cartoons you come out with, no wonder you’re dated
I’m Seth the best, making jokes nobody had the balls to make
You’re no chum of my bucket so it’s time for you to awake
By the time I’m done with you all your fans will be gone
Atleast my show didn’t drag on… and on… and on.

MR. LAWRENCE:
You spent more time blabbering on than you have with the fezz
Making bigger mistakes rapping against me than you made with Ted
Just like the Cleveland show, everyone will cheer when you’re are done
To make my victory sweeter, I will introduce my creation Plankton!

PLANKTON:
You’re getting quite fat MacFarlane, lose some weight you fatty
I’d rather steal Krabby Patties, than listen to this crappy daddy
First the formula (Evil laugh) THEN THE WORLD
Judging by your face, it’s a miracle you even got a girl

SETH MACFARLENE:
If you don’t over use that character once more, you gotta sue me
Your money went faster than your fans since the SpongeBob movie
This is the end Lawrence, the one reason you’ll die in this wild test
Is because you realise Seth has always been the best!

PETER GRIFFIN:
Oh no! It’s a fish thing, I’m so scared of this little green shit
I’ll be punching you like the chicken, go back to the Chum Bucket
You won’t be stealing this victory like the secret formula
hehhehehehehehehheehheehehe
Family Guy is on top of the list, your show is torture
ah.

MR. LAWRENCE:
Plankton shit? Fatty now that you mention it
I’ll take you and your crappy animation and let it rip
Speaking of rip, did this even pop in your mind? Just listen
How can you even talk when you ripped off The Simpsons!

SETH MACFARLENE:
I’ll stomp on you like you were smaller than Plankton
And the last thing I would do is copy a yellow stupid Simpson
Mr. Lawrence, why so formal and why such a nob?
Your comedy got sucked away, just like it was SpongeBob

Seth MacFarlene vs Mr. Lawrence

THE FIRST STOCRAPBATTLES!

Matthew Thomas as Google Plus
RapsThroughTime as Bob Army

Lyrics:

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
BOB ARMY!
VS!
GOOGLE PLUS!
BEGIN!

Google Plus:
Looks like you got a message from the website of the year
Prepare to become a circle when I pump up this queer
Your army wants to take me down, well I just blocked you
Everybody's signing up and I don't need to be rude
But I'm receiving messages saying that I'm the champ
I ruined YouTube? Pssh, yeah, and you ruined spam
Google Plus + Youtube goes together so perfectly
But your fucking team is a piece of shit, you should see

Bob Army:
This is bob, copy and paste me so I can take over you
We are gonna bring the comment system back for YouTube
Come on! Let's take down this website that makes butts sore
You better check your apps, CAUSE THIS IS WAR!
You make Youtube better by adding hash fucking tags?
And also drawings, links, and removed spamming fags?
Well prepare to feel the wrath of the army of Bob's
Just copy and paste, and you'll be safe from this fucking hog

Google Plus:
You think I'm terrible, how about you shove your face in a book
And give me a surrender notification, lesson understood
+You better be sorry cause you won't be able to escape now
I'll hang you up with my rope, call it a fucking Google Hangout

Bob Army:
Get ready to be pwn'd by the fucking ROFLcopter!
I'm the king of spamming and I'm a stick figure stopper
You think you can get all your circles to harm me?
Prepared to get reported from the Bob Army!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Bob Army vs Google+

WoodenHornets as Bart Baker
GetSlayedTV as Weird Al Yankovic
Matthew Thomas as Rucka Rucka Ali

Lyrics:

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!
VS!
BART BAKER!
BEGIN!

Bart Baker:
I'm a california boy, you're just a white and nerdy fag
with your really long curly hair, it's bigger than your sack
I'm the king of song parodies, your shit is just scaring me
I make people actually laugh, you won't even beat me barely
I butcher every Boy Band and singer that reaches fame
You make G-rated shitty songs that are extremely lame
So, while I'm making money by parodying celebrity whores,
you're sitting in your room, making songs 'bout Star Wars

Weird Al:
Hi there, my buddies call me Weird Al
But I'm not weird at all, but I still got a big crowd
Why would I fight this asshole? He's obsessed with homeless men
The only people that are your fans are hypocritical kids that are ten
Once I kick your ass, it'll be a party in the CIA
Just face the fact that you and Alex are gay
Grandparents understand that you're a fuck tard!
The first verse is done, and you're not even ready to start!

Bart Baker:
Someone call a doctor, cause you're extremely butthurt
When I heard your music, I thought I was listening to dirt
No one can stop me, I'm baker to the bart
I can make a better parody when I make a fart

Weird Al:
You sound like a gay guy who stepped on a brittle
After I'm done with your mom, I will tell her a riddle
Yes, I know I'm Weird Al, and I know I am weird
But I'm better, but not you, cause you are fucking queer

Rucka Rucka Ali:
Welcome to Rucka's World, (RUCKA RUCKA ALI)
Get ready to feel the lyrical pain when I bring a fatality!
You guys are fucking unpopular while my shit is the shit
and you guys are fucking crying while I suck on your mom's tits
Because I got beats hotter than DJ Not Nice
When I beat you two failed abortions, you'll be needing a bag of ice
The world is my fame, I have everybody
You guys lost cause you don't know the definition of “parody”

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS (record stratch) RAP BATTLES!

Bart Baker vs Weird Al Yankovic

Matthew Thomas as MrCreepypasta & Zalgo
Felix as R.L. Stine

Lyrics:

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
R.L. STINE!
VS!
MRCREEPYPASTA!
BEGIN!
 
MrCreepypasta:
Hi R.L. Stine! Wanna read some true horror?
I’m the true king of terror, remember to not open the closet door
You’ll be my pet, I’ll make you smile, and I’ll call you Smile Dog
I’m exactly like Sonic.exe because I AM GOD
Let’s take a picture together, SAY CHEESE AND DIE
I make my fans wet their beds and every grown man cry
You shouldn’t done this, now you’ll be dead by BEN
This is just one little suggestion, STAY IN THE BASEMENT!

R.L. Stine:
Now listeners beware, you are in for a true scare
Cause I’m gonna bring the heat against this asshole, beware!!
I’ll rip you up and make you spill out your Monster Blood
I bet you got Eyeless Jack to eat both your kidneys AND your nuts
Call me Robert the Doll cause I’m laying a curse on your life
It’s impossible cause I’m like Slender Man, nowhere to run or hide
You may be a good narrator on YouTube, but I got my own show
Not to mention, Squidward’s Suicide really fucking blows!!!

MrCreepypasta:
I’m going insane like Jeff the Killer when he killed his family
I’ll make your vision look like static then make your eyes bleed
Zalgo:
HERE I COME! CALL ME ZALGO! BOW DOWN TO ME NOW!
MrCreepypasta:
I’m like The Great Rake, making you fear by my rhyming shouts
I got pastas of glitchy games and some sent people to their doom
I make most of my viewers believe that these stories were true
You had a TV show? I’d rather watch American Horror Story
Now I’ll leave you like every killer victory, DECEASED AND VERY GORY!
 
R.L. Stine:
I think that you just met your creator
I’m a classic book writer, so no need to be a hater
Welcome to Horrorland! I’ll give you a taste of your own medicine
I’ll leave you with scared memories like Username666
Every children reading my books always gives me the glory
While you’re nothing but a Morgan Freeman of stupid ghost stories
Face it, my stories were the first to make the children jump
Now it’s time to scare you away leaving you with Goosebumps
 
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

R.L. Stine vs MrCreepypasta

ANGRY BIRDS CREATOR VS FLAPPY BIRD CREATOR

Matthew Thomas as Peter Vesterbacka
Anthony Perry as Dong Nguyen

Lyrics:

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
DONG NGUYEN!
VS!
PETER VESTERBACKA!
BEGIN!

Peter:
It’s time to rap against a crap who made a stupid app
Now it’s time to delete this person off the app store, ASAP!
You’re the reason why many iPhone users break their phones
But I’m the reason why Rovio made a crossover with Rio
My game is so popular, it got 12 million copies
Which is why you should quit your job and never make a hobby
My rhymes are as hard as the pigs little bricks
Angry Birds is getting a movie, try to beat that you prick

Dong:
Now listen here, Peter, your games are shit, see
You may have been the first, but I’m the real OG
You should be like me; quiet, ‘cause your rhymes are dirt
Nobody plays Angry Birds anymore, they play Flappy Bird
Angry Birds and mini cartoons just doesn’t fit
So just go in your cannon and fucking blast out of this
I’m the champion, and this battle isn’t even done
‘Cause you got beat the app god, Dong!

Peter:
You look like the green pigs, so prepare to get stinged
Flappy Bird? What a joke! I would rather play Tiny Wings 
Nintendo called, they want their Mario pipes back
So take your flappy wings and go back to being a chain smoke addict
I’m gonna kick you in your Dong, who said you were original?
There’s lots of rumors going around saying that you killed yourself
My game is a success, best game ever, second to no other
And your game made someone kill their own damn brother

Dong:
How can you beat me when Flappy Bird 2 is coming soon?
I'll launch you off a catapult and send you straight to your doom!
I'm flying up to victory as I spit out these flapping rhymes
So prepare to get Game Over over a billion times
You might be the mighty eagle of the app store
People may hate my game now, but soon they'll be begging for more!
You can call me an Angry Bird cause I'll kill ya in a rageful flight
My name is Dong Nguyen and I win this fight!
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!


Dong Nguyen vs Peter Vesterbacka

IceKingFan400 vs Jared S.

Matthew Thomas as Ötzi
Fel and Zack Maloney as The Ice Climbers (Nana and Popo)

Lyrics:
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
OTZI!
VERSUS!
THE ICE CLIMBERS!
BEGIN!

Otzi:
How can Otzi the Iceman face Nana and Popo?
When the reason they got their fame was from Super Smash Bros
My rhymes are freezing cold, so prepare to take your temperature
With you fighting the polar bears, I’m pretty sure you two are immature
My name is Otzi, and my disses are pretty frosty
I may have brain damage, but I’m still smarter than you dumbies
I was the original ice person, that’s my verse is first
I’ll hit your rhymes with an arrowhead, so prepare to get Otzi’s curse

Nana:
We’re gonna climb to our victory, to kick you out of this fight
We won’t be giving you an extra life, so you better hold on tight
Popo:
We’re just chilling here, taking down Polar bears, and eating eggplants
The original digital ice climbers are gonna take down this snowman 
Nana:
You can’t win when all that you can do is stand frozen still
You’re hot headed calm down man, you need to learn to “chill”
Popo:
Meet the end of my hammer, compare that to your little flint knife
Popo got disses so hot; melting this abominable ice tyke  

Otzi:
You two are pieces of Popo, you’re as useless as your final smash
I’m going in cold yet, I’ll bring the heat on these jackasses
Your raps are giving me a brainfreeze, it’s so bad I can’t bear it
You both are Kenny look-a-likes, Nana, I’ll take your coat and tear it
I’m a frozen mummy, living in ice for all these dreaded years
I came out of my slumber, to spit icy rhymes at these two queers
As I go back to the ice, you will both rot, like bugs
Your rhymes are so old, I call them my blood

Nana:
Stay back you disgusting rotten body and we won’t cause you harm 
But how do you feel that Brad Pitt has you tattooed on his arm
Popo:
You’re a lymed deceased freak, who’s rhymes decrease weak  
Climbing mountains in seconds, while you’re an ancient frozen mummy
Nana:
Get any closer, and I’ll shove your snow boots in your face
Call our rhymes a snow storm, as they blow you away
Popo:
Out of all the monsters we’ve faced, you certainly smell the worst
Both:
Popo and Nana, the Ice climbers just smashed Otzi’s curse! 

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS (wind) RAP BATTLES!

Ötzi vs The Ice Climbers

This was gonna be the first STOCRB. The idea was scrapped because the audio was really bad. So here it is.

Me as both rappers
Lyrics were lost
byeeeeeeeeeee

Stephen Quire vs Dakota Wilson. Unreleased STOC Rap Battle.

Merry Christmas fuckers!

Fel as Arthur Claus
WoodenHornets as Jack Frost

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
ARTHUR CLAUS
VERSUS
JACK FROST
BEGIN

Arthur Claus:
I know who’s gonna win this fight, and it’s the last person you’ll believe 
After this, you’ll be the one person in the world to get dissed by me! 
The reason people believe in Christmas, you’ll get lyrically freezed
Jack Frost ain’t hot; he’s below zero degrees (please)
Rocking my cozy Christmas jumper; warm enough to melt ya
I’m a true hero, while you’re the boy version of Elsa
Compared to all the guardians, you’ve got the most useless power 
Did Frost not see that comin’? Burnt him in less than 2 hours 

Jack Frost:
Time to grab my stick, ‘cause Jack Frost’s about to bring Christmas cheer
Raining rhymes on this clumsy dick, and it won’t be once a year 
I’ll freeze your snowballs off Arthur, you’re no match for me!
Snowing so much disses, you’re about to freeze
I got your daddy on my side, all you got are some little elves!
Always relying on your family because you can’t think for yourself 
You better depart from this fight, in one night you’ll get roasted
You work in the mail department, but boy you just got posted

Arthur Claus:
I got the smarts from my brother and the warmth from my dad
I’m the kindest winter role model that Christmas ever had! 
Jack Frost is jack shit, when it comes to his rhymes
How many ice puns does it take for you to get iced! 
Flying up in the sky on reindeers faster than a falcon 
Bringing Christmas cheers to all this night, you can call me Malcolm
The sickest flick tricks whilst your movies on nobodies wishlist
I bid your frosty ass a good night, but not a Merry Christmas 

Jack Frost:
Dear Santa, what do you think of your child trying to hard-to-win?
You think you’re so tough, the ice you’re standing on is thin
You’re a mistake, your bro does all the work so don’t start
I never knew that Santa’s son was just a british retard! 
Go back to reading letters, I got theatres to fill!
Your rhymes weren’t cold but you still need to chill
Those burns were cold you got snowed over, snap!
The Guardians won this fight because your victory was “Pitch Black”!

HO-HO-WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSON *freezes*
merry christmas motherfuckers *ice breaks*


Jack Frost vs Arthur Claus

WoodenHornets as Trevor Phillips
Dusk as Michael de Santa
GetSlayedTV as Franklin Clinton
Matthew Thomas as Ed
TheSuperPlushyBros as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
TREVOR, MICHAEL, & FRANKLIN
VERSUS
ED, EDD, & EDDY
BEGIN!

Trevor Phillips:
Confronting me? You Brats better run back to your mommys! 
Before I beat you to a pulp, and steal all your pocket money
Michael de Santa:
The life of crime I’ve escaped, I’m the good guy now
I didn’t forget my caped past just to face these toonish clowns
Franklin Clinton:
Y’all will be more paranoid than Jimmy, dawg, don’t mess with us, kids!
Less’ you plan on getting yo ass shot in the chest
Michael de Santa:
We’ll leave you wasted! 
Trevor Phillips:
Smash your faces to the ground and that’s my Ultimatum!
You stooges remind me of hipsters, ‘cause I absolutely hate em’

Ed:
These GTA freaks are so scared, they’re gonna need to grab their weapons
You better run before you get pounded into the dirt by Kevin!
Edd:
You think you’re gonna win? Well I gotta say, that is tragic
With my intellect, your schemes are as bad as your graphics
Eddy:
You better give me your money, and not use it to buy drugs
Your faces are more ugly than the Kanker Sisters, I’ll squish you like bugs
Ed:
You call yourselves criminals? Well if so, you’re the lamest
Leave you dead like Trevor’s brother, it’s no wonder you three are hated

Trevor Phillips:
Ooh, you’ve got me going now, no shit I’m crazy; I’m an animal! 
Michael de Santa:
I’ll show you a Jaw Breaker as I reshape all of your mandibles
Franklin Clinton:
Want a piece of us? Yo, You’ve just been shooting blanks!
Trevor Phillips:
While these ant’s brain’s are nothing but wooden’ planks 
Michael de Santa:
Don’t act all high and mighty, you’re as worthless as my son
Franklin Clinton:
These disses we spittin will taste better than some Chunky Puffs
Trevor Phillips:
You’re a waste of space, this shouldn’t come as a surprise;
All:
No way teenaged scumbags could stop these criminal masterminds!

Ed:
You’re a chicken! Grand Theft fools make me sickened
Edd:
You’ll never win this, it seems that you failed your little mission
Eddy:
You’re not good, you should go back to your hood
Ed:
Your story is more boring than playing with a block of wood
Edd:
Just like Devin, you’ll get thrashed, smashed, and trashed!
Eddy:
You’re just made for some teenagers to waste their cash
Ed:
Once Upon an Ed, these crackheads thought they could win this rap
All:
Then they realized it’s impossible to face the Cul-de-Sac

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Maple, and Stofferex

Ed, Edd, and Eddy vs Trevor, Michael, and Franklin

Matthew Thomas as IceKingFan400
ZacAttac as Jared S
Maple as himself
Nathan Provost as PrimevalDK
WoodenHornets as Michael
Matthew Thomas as Kenneth
Zander Peers as himself
Matthew Thomas as ToonPrince
Roleplayer Tag Team (Anthony Perry as BRVR, CeKeFe as Dead Bart, WoodenHornets as Observer, Matthew Thomas as Heartful Lou)
Justin Buckner as XP9 Rap Battles
WoodenHornets as Jinx
Stofferex as 4Bros1Bra
WoodenHornets as Gabe Harrison
CeKeFe as The Flute Master
ZacAttac as ERBOGalaxy
Justin Buckner as Adam Hamilton
CeKeFe as YouTuber Rap Battles
ERB Wiki (MultiSuperVids as Scrawland, MetalFireVA as DudeWithASuit, Stofferex as Mind, VideoGameRapBattles as Nikki)
Speakiona/ZacAttac as MessedUpRapBattles
GetSlayedTV as BattleStarGaraptica
WoodenHornets as Epic Fictional Rap Battles
CeKeFe as Jet
ZacAttac as Nathan Sweet
MaNCHA as Cool Rap Battles of Epic
MetalFireVA as Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Speakiona as ERBFunnies
Matthew & CeKeFe as Best Rap Battles of All Time
WoodenHornets as DarkLink4749
CeKeFe & GetSlayedTV as Polly Susan & Droc Winters

KARAOKE - https://soundcloud.com/superthingsoncupsss/icekingfan400-vs-jared-s-2-karaoke
ACAPELLA - https://soundcloud.com/superthingsoncupsss/icekingfan400-vs-jared-s-2-acapella

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zPjFXFPSedw61-RH2QlHiDs2QJiwbkjKYIuan8Bv9sA

Written by: Matthew Thomas, ZacAttac, Justin Buckner, CeKeFe, Anthony Perry, Zander Peers, Maple, GetSlayedTV, VinnyO, and MultiSuperVids

IceKingFan400 vs Jared S 2

Matthew Thomas as Windows Movie Maker
Fel as iMovie
Justin Buckner as Sony Vegas
WoodenHornets as Final Cut Pro

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER
VERSUS
iMOVIE
BEGIN

Windows Movie Maker:
It's the Movie Maker making my way into this
Beating your ass Live, show you how awesome Windows is
I am the king of all editors, iMove out of the way
The only thing you’re good for is slideshows, what a shame
People actually use XP, so that means I'm the master of this battle
You jealous?! I got smoother effects that you can't handle
You’re so hard to use! I should rename you iSuck!
Because you’ll just be known as another crappy Apple product

iMovie:
Welcome to my timeline Windows, why you gotta be slow?
Run along and make another crappy home video
Unlike you, I can be used on mobile devices
You crash all the time and create nothing but crisis
So run along, you got played, go ahead and cry
I'll export my win and keyframe your ass LIVE
I'm more known, nobody knows who you are, noob
You're only used for making 2007 Youtube Poops!

Sony Vegas:
I’m a Pro, Sony will take your ass to Vegas
Got way better effects than iMovie, no wonder you’re hated
I have Chroma Key, Lens Flare, you can’t beat me
You’re only used for making crappy trailer parodies! 
You’re used on mobile devices ‘cause iMacs are too expensive
I’ll Pinch/Punch your face, my rhymes are New Blue “Effect”ive
You’ll need my Mirror to have you see how worthless you are, kid
The only thing you can keyframe is you walking out of this!

Final Cut Pro:
Time for a pro to enter, Final Cutting this waste of space!
Don’t try and outwit me, you two can barely keyframe! 
Your whole program is a crashing lag inducer
Which instead of helping just enrages all your PC users!  
Used by the average YouTuber? I’m used by the BBC!
You freak! Not even with “New Blue” plugins could you beat me
You couldn’t survive my verse, I think it’s you who needs help 
So take your outdated effects and uninstall yourself

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BA*crashes*

Written by: Matthew and Fel 

Windows Movie Maker vs iMovie

So the battle that was planned to be released last month and this month is currently not close to being finished with the audio, so I decided to just give you guys a battle that's been finished for a couple of months. Enjoy!

Brodecai as Daym Drops
SuperThingsOnCups as Freezerburns
WoodenHornets as TheReportOfTheWeek

Daym Drops:
YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, it's your man Daym Drops dropping in
Diss your technique's cuisine I wouldn't serve to a kid
Quitting over wigger cooking, now that's quite rude
I'd rather bust my BMW to grab some faster food
I spit straight fire in my raps, your show is pg, gay
My kitchen Krafted better servings, like a PB & J
I'm an MC eating KFC like JMB don't mess with me
You schizophrenic wanna-be version of Gordon Ramsay

Freezerburns:
(Hahahaha... let's get right into it)
You should've packed up on better Freezerburns
What I spit is cold, but hotter when my stomach churns
Daym! It's shocking that you haven't Dropped dead
With all the bread that you stuff in your head, calorie fed
Just ban-quit your awful show, I give it 2 stars
I've seen sparking tinfoil, have more clean bars
Call this a food showdown, but I already threw down
You attended FoodCon? more like Fattytown

Daym Drops:
Yo man that's straight up whack, I'll rip through you like a Big Mac
Lettuce? nah, yo homie don't play it like that
Your theme song sounds like a crappy loop at warp speed
When you get an autotuned remix, come back and talk to me

Freezerburns:
I think I'm going to be sick, that verse just wasn't dandy
I'd rather stick to reviewing lootcrate candy
I'm so mad that, I'll beat this dyke full of diabetes
Ugh... that's it... get this mic off of me....

I'm done, why are we letting our kids hear this? It's sick, gosh darnit!

TheReportOfTheWeek:
Chill out Greg, over-reacting like that isn't swell
I guess I got more beef on both of you than my Taco Bell
You so called 'men' are just gross, while I define professional
With my black suit and tie, I'll classically make a mess of y'all
This Wizard got on TruTV, I wonder why he even bothers
Daym, your Propel is repulsive, I'll stick with Starbucks water
Since you like Running On Empty originality, I'll show you
ReportOfTheWeek will always make better food reviews

Freezerburns vs Daym Drops

The battle of the most famous video game urban legends is finally here!

Matthew Thomas as Petscop
VinnyO as Polybius

Petscop:
Just to prove that I’m able to take on a rusty game machine
I’ll spit it faster than the colors that you flash onto your screen
Just a little simple code and it’ll make anyone a-Paul-ed
Got Amber in my inventory, so you know I’m on the ball
What I see right here is the worst gaming myth in history
Your chance of claiming victory is the true mystery
You’re my pet peeve, so I’ll take you and put you in a daycare
Reborn on the PS4, but you’ll still meet your Newmaker

Polybius:
You've probably got No Ideas on why people fear me
How about you insert a quarter, and then you will surely see
Why every kid in the 80's got headaches and hallucinations
Probably ‘cause I bring more fears than a fake game on Playstation
Only thing to do when I go Hammond on the Mike; pray
Leave this wannabe pasta with an 8-bit migraine
Best check if you got epilepsy, ‘cause I’m going in for the kill
Even with your huge fanbase, you blow more than the Windmill!

Petscop:
You’ll make like Daisy-Head Mayzie once you learn the sad truth
That the only people interested in you are men in black suits!
This is where I draw the Garaline, so once this cabinet is broke
I’ll dump him in the trash where he belongs, that’s a dead hoax. (yep)

Polybius:
Step to me, your sense deletes, I don’t Even Care
Just Stay Asleep, you can’t defeat Polybius, it isn’t fair
You’re not Gifted at all, you’re just a Plain mess, you’re screwed
How About you get it through your head Buddy? Nobody Loves You!

Beat Produced by: Epistra
Written by: Matthew Thomas
Mixed by: Matthew Thomas

Petscop vs Polybius

The battle of the most popular communication softwares is finally here! Skype vs Discord! Are they alone though? Nah.

JMB as Skype
Matthew Thomas as Discord
Seth W. as AIM
Freshy Kanal as TinyChat

SKYPE:
Ring ring, I’ll bring pain to this copycat with no effort whatsoever
I’m more personal, you’re the type of shit that makes ooVoo look better
Start up screen, promoting worn out memes, all of your tired plans
Can’t enter one chat room without being bombarded with annoying rants
Your users social skills are weak, half of em’ probably need Prozac
And a vent chat for the bent brats, always tryna be like an adolescent BoJack
But I mean, in the end of it all, even if every single choice fails
Just suck it up bruh, click, and send me a personal voicemail
When you try to face Skype on the mic
You’ll get shut down, don’t even bother to try
Once I finally go ahead and kick your ass
Don’t be crying to me like “add me back!”

DISCORD:
Discord vs Skype, such an unfair comparison
After 14 years of fuck ups, you are still an embarrassment
Listen to the facts, your app is ass, not only do you have a shitty chat
You can’t even host a call with 10 people without inducing so much lag
Isn’t it sad to be in the shadows of a software younger than yo?
More shite looking than your iOS version, I’m beating you fast; Discord Nitro
I think someone is getting nervous, I can tell you’re about to mute your mic
So if you can’t think of a good comeback now, it’s time to ditch, Skype!

SKYPE:
Ditch? I’m not a bitch who doesn’t back down from something as broken as you
What kind of new tech can't even handle video chat in one group?
No drop down Windows, an interface that’s full of nothing but lies
Tried to send you my beat but, heh, too bad that you lack the upload size
Don’t be hyped to think you would ever be the champion of this war, Discord
I can see you’re getting pissed, or you can’t think of anything to diss for
You bring nothing but drama, lack of harmony and repetition
Don't believe me bro? Why don’t you take a gander at your name’s fucking definition?

DISCORD:
Yeah yeah yeah, keep asking us for ratings after one call ends
Skype is like the Yelp equivalent to talking to all your fake friends
You shouldn’t talk about not being able to handle video, ‘cause right now
You’re so damn slow, that people would rather go back to Google Hangouts
Getting more blue than your logo is, you might as well take all of this to vent
About how I’m taking your spotlight, and you’ll just be a mistake every person forgets
I'm tech wizardry, while you're completely history
How sad, with all of your countless updates, you're literally trying to be me!

AIM:
Sorry to interrupt your little conversation but...
I was needed to take AIM during this drawn out community roast 
Skype is dried and rusty, while Discord’s just an unfunny shit post
Both of you just lack emotion, so you compensate with emojis
You don’t even know me, I’m your father, so you shouldn’t be boasting!
I’m the software that got many people from around the world to know about each other
While you are the softwares with drama that everyone knows about, even their mothers
I was the first, if you didn’t catch my drift, so don’t think you’re high and mighty
You’ll never leave this chat room when facing this Running Man on that beat (aye)
Hyping up your fans for video chat, yet it’s no better than your server calls
Skype started off as squares, but now, you’re literally just a bunch of balls
I was on top of the game before you bitches came around
So while I'm dialing up, your squeaker users will be dialing it down

DISCORD:
Stop acting like you’re hot shit, AOL’s been dead for ages!

SKYPE:
Can’t say I’m much better, seems I’ve finally reached my final stages

DISCORD:
Well, I guess I can agree that I’m filled with nothing but whiny brats

SKYPE:
But at the same time though

DISCORD & SKYPE:
At least we're not TinyChat!

TINYCHAT:
Aye, shut the fuck up you utter piece o-

Skype vs Discord.

rap duel 2017

ORIGINAL CASTING
SuperThingsOnCups as Hangman
CookieSaurus as Sayori

Hangman:
Hey Sayori, I heard you're into some g-roping
Hoping to win? You better stop with all the smoking
Kill the mic like you and your Literature Club
'Cause being face to face with you's a literal dub
Hangman's game's grand
Sayori's stories are boring and bland
You're not a poet, you're just fan service for weeaboos
Your jumpscare ain't shit, to me, it's just like 'peekaboo'

Sayori:
Dear Sunshine, let's get the day started
Takes more than letters just for you to be departed
So I'll give you my own letters, here, read the page, man!
"I'd battle you, but I'll just leave you to hang, man"
DDLC MC, you can't compare to me
Stick looking bitch, while I am a Pro Genki
This is a zero percent win for you, so get out of my head
What a waste of time this was, I should've stayed in bed

Hangman:
Is that all you have in store? Yawn, what a bore
You get detention for bad raps, write your name on my chalkboard
She Say-ori do you love me? I told her only partly
I only love my stool and my ropey, I'm sorry

Sayori:
Watch you added to the rope, portion by portion
In a twisted little game of Wheel of Misfortune
Would've took the L, when you’re hanging there _osing
So just like a poem, I will just stop moving.

*Hangman and Sayori hang themselves*

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Dragonsblood23, and Hippie Rat

Sayori vs Hangman (SCRAPPED DEMO)

This was going to be a "Weird Side of YouTube" royale, and production was started back in December 2016. This was scrapped because it was a really stupid idea, and everybody lost interest fast in making the battle.

ORIGINAL CAST: (some unofficial)
Matthew Thomas as Jon [RECORDED]
Nathan Provost as Benjamin Bennett [RECORDED]
MultiSuperVids as Jim Gisriel [RECORDED]
Froggy as Queer Kids Stuff
??? as FCKH8
WoodenHornets as Guptill89
Justin as Francois Lepage
??? as Energonchi
??? as Zaandarbrow
Anthony Perry as Nicholas Krauss 
Matthew Thomas as iHeartGS33 (CAMEO)
??? as Trainboy54
TewZen as CemreCander
Seth W as Children of Poseidon
??? as TechRax
Justin as Bryan Ropar
Matthew Thomas & Nathan Provost as CowChop (James & Aleks)

Jon Eats Carrots:
*rustles bag* Sorry I don’t talk much
So listen to my carrots, *crunch crunch crunch*
Jon eats faggots, like you every day
Stop sitting and smiling, more like go away
I was on Vsauce, rocking next to Jack vs Jack
Put you on blast, more like Kyle J Crap
Put me and you together, it won’t be Bennett
Fat vs Skinny, Benjamin Betette

Benjamin Bennett:
Prepare to be relaxed, while I sit and smile
If I could move a damn inch, I would beat you in style
Your has-been entertainment makes me wanna scream
But I can't, so I'll just sit and stare at the screen
Can't even move, when a robber's at the door
Then go fucking Dakota all over the wood floor
My 4 hours are up, and it felt like forever
But it's art you carrot muncher, always remember

Jim Gisriel:
Hi, it's Jimmm, about to review these sad saps
Sitting and Smiling is boredom, let me grab a napsack
Those shirts you rock all the time are hideous
Whoever enjoys your carrots... are idiots!
This is my Pizza Party, so don’t make me throw up
Or I'll pull out my editing knife, and jump CUT
You made it on my top two shit Tubers of all time
So remember, I'll always dislike and unsubscribe

Written by: WoodenHornets

Jon Eats Carrots vs Benjamin Bennett (SCRAPPED AUDIO SO FAR)

This demo was made by Hippie Rat. Might go back to this idea someday as an audio only or something like that.

ORIGINAL CAST:
Froggy as Nostalgia Critic
Hippie Rat as Ralph Sepe (audio)
Freshy Kanal as Ralph Sepe (video)

NOSTALGIA CRITIC:
Sepe Junior met the ruler of the reviewer pack, bitch!
ThatGuyWithTheGlasses thwack right where your ass is!
You grate on the brain like Alvin and the Chipmunks,
I’m reviewing you like it was “Stuffy Little Prick Month.”
I’m the foundation, step to me and get pummelled,
When they tried to kill me off, the whole thing crumbled!
I’ll use your work to build mine and my wife won’t know this secret,
With a licking sweet like candy, I’m the king of it. (Ooh!)

RALPH SEPE:
When I step up to you, I release the flow
I’m an actual artist, I’m above what you know
Everything from you and Michaud was just fucked
So here are the Reas-
[Title card of Reasons Nostalgia Critic Sucks appears]
Your skits are ridiculously drawn-out bores
Even Macon agrees, you’re a #viewwhore?
Change the Channel on you and your half-wit bum
As for that quiz show? IndieGoGo Gadget refund

NOSTALGIA CRITIC:
They call me The Critic - T-H-E!
Try one or two more guest reviews on IHE
Then maybe I’ll be bothered to acknowledge you
You’re regurgitating the garbage you learned in college, dude
I’ve been loved since I took a shot at The Room
Transformers, Garfield, and Moulin Rouge
All you had going for you was the Minion hate train
Fueled by the heat coming off your strained brain! (Ay!)

RALPH SEPE:
Hot like a desert, are you feeling it?
You took the bait, and now I REEL IT IN.
I mean you’re so talented, your lines are straight hood
MARC WEBB:
Yeah heh, good, got it, great, good
RALPH SEPE:
Congrats! You started the trend of professional whiners
You put a camera to waste like
CHARLES STILES:
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
RALPH SEPE:
Drop a doc about the shit you put all your monkeys through
Ain’t seen a Darker Universe from Snyder or Tom Cruise

NOSTALGIA CRITIC:
You’re like the M. Night of critics. I mean, get this:
It’s almost a feat to make Barney pretentious!
I was legitimately ripping into films when you got
All your gimmicky cinematography from Mr. Robot!

RALPH SEPE:
You talk a lot of trash with that filmmaking talent
Of Smosh trying to make a Star Wars reenactment
I mean clipless reviews? Now that’s just fuckin’ dumb
Stop playing games with us Critic, we all know you suck at ‘em

NOSTALGIA CRITIC:
You’re the weakest reviewer in your little group
Sardoni-castrated – yo, your Nutshack’s removed!
You strive for the subs of RedLetterMedia
So envy-green, you should be with Love-Leash Lisa
My humor has no limit while yours brings the crickets
You’re no true critic, you take Marvel’s dick and lick it
Packing more punches than my feud with the Nerd
They got T, and you got served

RALPH SEPE:
That gave me AIDS, and I really gotta ask ya
How me-in-my-teens made better films than Suckassia
And when it comes to your edits, you know I’m not a Lover
Your intro’s more choppy than a Saucy motherfucker
The copyright on Five Second Films may scare you
But seriously…Where’s the Fair Use?
It took one review for me to out-rap you
That’s a wrap on an ass-kicking I’ll remember [beat cuts]…for..uh...for some reason or another...

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Hippie Rat, WoodenHornets

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