Well It's Not Hard To Tell Which One Is Harder

Fun Fact: Once You Join Petscop You Become Stuck There , Trapped

Adam as ROB
Mancha as Mettaton

Beats by Kustom and Gooseworx

ROB:
Some buddy call 911, it’s me!
The whimsical peripheral, R. O. B.! 
I’m Ancient and plastic but still can ad-Minister
a BEEP BOOP DISS that’s vintage and sinister
Take a Napstab-look at your gimmicky appearance
SOUL of a ghost but still no spirit
You’ll be kicked off stage, no way to be doubting
that I’ll slander a FameWhoreBot 2000
The crossdresser processor won’t reach true success
‘cause he’s less than the professor that made this mess
I can’t rest, this Duck Hunt’s overdriving my Sleep Mode
I’m already used to Smashing Earthbound clones!

Mettaton:
But wait, there’s more! Wall-E’s such a bore
I’m hot to the Core, you’re just sold in stores
Deactivating you with Al-fists is my job
I’ll Frisk your win, darling, you’ve been ROBed
Let’s all focus group on this inferior rapper:
“Can’t even Stack-Up against the NES Zapper”
I’m not just the bombs, I’m dynamite!
While you’re lacking in games and Gyro Might!

ROB:
Operate on the track, a mech becomes pest
I’ll burn a Mettaton-shaped hole in your chest!
I Block every rap, speed boost with my thrusters
I’m no pacifist but a Metal Crusher!
I’ve got a Super Diffusion to boost your confusion
like your opera allusion’s surprising inclusion
Didn’t need a plot twist to reach this conclusion
Your fame and your fans are just an illusion!
The viewers really won’t wanna see you dismantled
So I’ll change the channel ‘til your show’s canceled
Can’t switch out of this, so au revoir
No glamourous death for a fallen star!

Mettaton EX:
Did you just flip my switch?
Ohhhh, yessssss.
Come darling, let’s have a heart to heart
Smile for the camera as the carnage starts
You can’t nova against the largest star
When you blow more than a broken NES cart
I’m beautiful! You’re an irrelevant wreck
 This child has fallen; gotta check your tech!
A hardware softy was allowed into Smash
when he couldn’t even save the ‘83 crash?
Drama! Romance!
Bloodshed! You’ve been played!
My sales skyrocket like my ratings
But all you do is commercially break!
That’s all for now darlings, but I’ve got a reason
For you all to please stay tuned for next season
His defeat’s rebranded my whole line
to  Mettaton EX-tinction

URBoF

Mettaton vs ROB - URBoF #4

Track: Manipulate
Track #: 9
Album: First Call
Artist: Groundbreaking

First Call

Manipulate

21 - Taking - Them - Apart super fnaf

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

The battle of the most famous video game urban legends is finally here!

Matthew Thomas as Petscop
VinnyO as Polybius

Petscop:
Just to prove that I’m able to take on a rusty game machine
I’ll spit it faster than the colors that you flash onto your screen
Just a little simple code and it’ll make anyone a-Paul-ed
Got Amber in my inventory, so you know I’m on the ball
What I see right here is the worst gaming myth in history
Your chance of claiming victory is the true mystery
You’re my pet peeve, so I’ll take you and put you in a daycare
Reborn on the PS4, but you’ll still meet your Newmaker

Polybius:
You've probably got No Ideas on why people fear me
How about you insert a quarter, and then you will surely see
Why every kid in the 80's got headaches and hallucinations
Probably ‘cause I bring more fears than a fake game on Playstation
Only thing to do when I go Hammond on the Mike; pray
Leave this wannabe pasta with an 8-bit migraine
Best check if you got epilepsy, ‘cause I’m going in for the kill
Even with your huge fanbase, you blow more than the Windmill!

Petscop:
You’ll make like Daisy-Head Mayzie once you learn the sad truth
That the only people interested in you are men in black suits!
This is where I draw the Garaline, so once this cabinet is broke
I’ll dump him in the trash where he belongs, that’s a dead hoax. (yep)

Polybius:
Step to me, your sense deletes, I don’t Even Care
Just Stay Asleep, you can’t defeat Polybius, it isn’t fair
You’re not Gifted at all, you’re just a Plain mess, you’re screwed
How About you get it through your head Buddy? Nobody Loves You!

Beat Produced by: Epistra
Written by: Matthew Thomas
Mixed by: Matthew Thomas

Petscop vs Polybius

When two ultimate things collide... This is a Super Smash Bros Ultimate parody of Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Old King Koopa was stompin' around
Big Battlefield like a big playground
When suddenly Samus straight from Metroid
Hit Bowser with a missile and now he's annoyed
So Bowser starts to run at Samus to attack
But didn't expect to get countered by Mac
And then he gave Bowser the good ol' one-two
Then he's blasted with Hadoukens coming from Ryu
Then he started to beat up the Bruiser from the Bronx
But Samus knocked them off the stage with a POW Block
And just when she thought it was safe to give a taunt
Solid Snake from Metal Gear came out of his box
Took a Super Scope and it's Samus who he aimed at
Blew Samus away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 
Cause Simon Belmont came to save the day

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

[Verse 2]
Bowser took a bite out of Simon Belmont
And just to be a dick, he followed with a taunt
Then Mac came back, another punch he wants to pack
But Diddy Kong jumped and he landed on his back
And Samus' shield is broken and now she's all dizzy
And Solid Snake went to end her in a jiffy
But something pulled him in when his leg got caught
Link brought him in using his Hookshot
Then he saw Bowser sneaking up from behind
Then he reached for his bow which he just couldn't find
Cause Samus stole it and she shot and she missed
But it hits Diddy Kong and now he is pissed
He jumped in the air flying with his jetpack
While Solid Snake jumped trying to land on the back
Of Simon Belmont but they collided in the air
Then they both froze up by the Villager's glare

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down 

[Bridge]
And then came a warning about a new foe
Descending from above, the Duck Hunt duo
Who delivered a bite with his mouth full of foam and drool
Into the leg of the Hero of Hyrule
He's biting real hard, Link tries to get him off his boot
As Samus Aran changed into her Zero Suit
The duo saw Samus and her vulnerable thighs
And then they jump for Samus for another bite

[Verse 3]
Then Marth, Roy, Lucina, Robin, Chrom, Corrin, Meta Knight
Did I skip a Fire Emblem character? Oh, Ike
And then came Luigi and both of the Inklings
And both the Ice Climbers and big man Ridley
Mario, Wii Fit Trainer, Captain Falcon, Star Fox
Pac-Man, Mega Man, every single Pokemon
Bowser Jr and all seven Koopalings
And Pit, Pittoo, Young Link and Toon Link
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked Duck Hunt and his chuckling ass
It was the most hype battle Smash fans ever saw
With millions looking in a total awe

[Outro]
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, this had to be done
Waluigi number one!

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

"The Ultimate Smashdown in Nintendo History" - A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Parody by B-Lo

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

Special thanks to Cacogrins for sponsoring my content!
If You Love Them So Much Why Don't You Marry Them?
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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

In this updated version of Bowser Jr. and Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade you'll find some updated vocals, writing, and casting. Thanks for listening, enjoy!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Bowser Junior
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
Raichous as Bowser
Light as King Spade

-WRITERS-
Michael
Mason

-Additional Chiseling-
Fightmarker
Raichous
Gamingplush64

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13qgew52JuSxVo636RVj08Fjn4xmN0gQg/view?usp=sharing 
Beat By Copyright Free Music and Toby Fox
Mixing by Light

-LYRICS-
Bowser Junior (0:44):
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches, if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

Lancer (1:19):
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

Bowser (1:52):
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at Matpat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

King Spade (2:25):
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner, (Yeah!) my subjects more useful than your crew
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? 
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for you and your adopted kids King Bowser, really I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides sorely with the Knight's crew 
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel!

Bowser Jr. Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade | SMRB UPDATED

These two creatures are always on the case and now to solve the mystery on who would win a rap battle. Detective Chimp from DC Comics and Detective Pikachu from the hit Pokemon spin off game. Who's gonna crack this case? That's for you to decide!

Detective Chimp:
So why did Nintendo decide to agree to the creation
Of the Pokemon Company’s version of Professor Layton?
Let alone be deserving of a live-action movie?
Is it cause they wanna make a quick buck? Absolutely!
You’re lucky I understand all the creatures I talk to
Otherwise you’d be having Tim do all the rapping for you
Your 3DS game is nothing but basic trash
I hoped for a more tragic result in your car crash
My detective skills give Batman a run for his money
I’ll beat you til you’re CGI Mr. Mime ugly
I’m immortal, my legacy will outlive your spinoff game
You investigate the scene but you’re busy with the dames

Detective Pikachu:
Doesn’t really take that much to make a monkey out of you
Bobo’s a bozo, a baboon buffoon
The real mystery is how they made this character official
It takes more to being a DC hero than having the initials
You’re no Gorilla Grodd, just a chimp-pansy
I know a thing about rap, I mean I live in Ryme City!
Got a high intellect and able to solve a case
Yet you were stupid to try to gain the power of Dr. Fate
Knowing your species, I want you throwing no shit, Sherlock
I may be seen as cute but I got ways to make you talk
After chasing down Aipoms, I am done with monkey business
Your smarts can’t compare with my bolts of brilliance

Detective Chimp:
And here I thought you lost your ability to battle 
Very well, I suppose I’ll have to set an example
You could define me as the Fighting type, I’m quite the prime ape
Amanda’s stopping you from eating sweets cause you’re looking overweight
Part of the Shadowpact, confronting powerful beings like Spectre
You should show respect to the best inspector
I’m about to go berserk like a Glalie or Trevenant
Case closed, I’ve won and I’ve got the proper evidence


Detective Pikachu:
After fully hearing both of your verses, I can deduce
That I give more respect to Howard the Duck over you
Always drinking and smoking, you’re a wreck, get a clue
No surprise that you were in a crossover with Scooby-Doo
Let’s be honest here Chimp, your whole life is a circus act
And comic fans don’t know you exist and that’s a fact
Don’t need a magnifying glass to see you’re a disaster
I’ve seen better interrogation out of Brad McMaster

CAST:
Titanium1208 as Detective Chimp
B-Lo as Detective Pikachu

Beat Produced by SINIMA BEATS

Detective Chimp Vs Detective Pikachu - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Pokémon VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5zC9E0xLC8

happy homestuck day 0u0

Razzy as MissingNo.
garbageGothic as Aradia Megido

MissingNo.:
Called to battle a Channeler? I guess I’ll take a shot at it
Number zero’s bringing Ham & Steak to dust an archaeologist
I pack the pi-ZZAZZ for blastin’ in rap to smoke another Megido
I’ll have your apocalypseArisen and drop it on you like an arpeggio
Turn your dream bubbles to nightmares, have fun trying to get some shut-eye
This deranged maid’s got a thing for double d’s, and I’m not talking ‘bout cup size
It takes infinite balls to best MissingNo., but I don’t see a Nurse Joy
This Poliwhirl’s barely a threat. Just more data to destroy

Aradia Megido:
aradia wakes from her slumber! you had me snoring at the start
but now i just wanna see what happens when i break this glitch apart!
you’ll be whipped into shape with both god tier power and witty flow
i’d say you’d do the same but it seems your talent’s missing, no? 0_0
gamers say you’re creepy, black, and dreary but i just don’t buy it
this fossil’s nothing worth inspecting even when it’s multiplying
you’ll end up like hobart if you don’t wanna flow hard, ‘cuz i go far past every one of your rhymes
so pack up your stuff and drop out! don’t worry, i’ll give you time 0u0

MissingNo.:
Such convoluted comebacks, they rival your comic’s confusing acts
You sure made Vriska pay until she went and had your Union Jacked
The flyest Bird type drops hot raps, leave opponents Glitch Mobbed when I’m on tracks
Corrupt you and your universe to hell and back till it couldn’t even be fixed by Doc Scratch

Aradia Megido:
woah, it’s time to stop dude! those cries are simply piercing 0_0
you’re like the lavender town theme with how you’re making my ears bleed
you stepped in the court of the crimson queen, but you should’ve just ran instead, man
cause every single thing that i just heard was from the voice of a dead man

Written by Vivian and Nekomancer
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by 2Deep
Cover Art by worms

Petscop vs Polybius

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