Battles like this make me want to not fully cut off from the community

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Duck Hunting Duo Willie and Si battle Propane Seller Hank Hill.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HANK HILL
VS
DUCK DYNASTY
BEGIN

Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me

Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra

Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you

Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46.

The battle of the most popular communication softwares is finally here! Skype vs Discord! Are they alone though? Nah.

JMB as Skype
Matthew Thomas as Discord
Seth W. as AIM
Freshy Kanal as TinyChat

SKYPE:
Ring ring, I’ll bring pain to this copycat with no effort whatsoever
I’m more personal, you’re the type of shit that makes ooVoo look better
Start up screen, promoting worn out memes, all of your tired plans
Can’t enter one chat room without being bombarded with annoying rants
Your users social skills are weak, half of em’ probably need Prozac
And a vent chat for the bent brats, always tryna be like an adolescent BoJack
But I mean, in the end of it all, even if every single choice fails
Just suck it up bruh, click, and send me a personal voicemail
When you try to face Skype on the mic
You’ll get shut down, don’t even bother to try
Once I finally go ahead and kick your ass
Don’t be crying to me like “add me back!”

DISCORD:
Discord vs Skype, such an unfair comparison
After 14 years of fuck ups, you are still an embarrassment
Listen to the facts, your app is ass, not only do you have a shitty chat
You can’t even host a call with 10 people without inducing so much lag
Isn’t it sad to be in the shadows of a software younger than yo?
More shite looking than your iOS version, I’m beating you fast; Discord Nitro
I think someone is getting nervous, I can tell you’re about to mute your mic
So if you can’t think of a good comeback now, it’s time to ditch, Skype!

SKYPE:
Ditch? I’m not a bitch who doesn’t back down from something as broken as you
What kind of new tech can't even handle video chat in one group?
No drop down Windows, an interface that’s full of nothing but lies
Tried to send you my beat but, heh, too bad that you lack the upload size
Don’t be hyped to think you would ever be the champion of this war, Discord
I can see you’re getting pissed, or you can’t think of anything to diss for
You bring nothing but drama, lack of harmony and repetition
Don't believe me bro? Why don’t you take a gander at your name’s fucking definition?

DISCORD:
Yeah yeah yeah, keep asking us for ratings after one call ends
Skype is like the Yelp equivalent to talking to all your fake friends
You shouldn’t talk about not being able to handle video, ‘cause right now
You’re so damn slow, that people would rather go back to Google Hangouts
Getting more blue than your logo is, you might as well take all of this to vent
About how I’m taking your spotlight, and you’ll just be a mistake every person forgets
I'm tech wizardry, while you're completely history
How sad, with all of your countless updates, you're literally trying to be me!

AIM:
Sorry to interrupt your little conversation but...
I was needed to take AIM during this drawn out community roast 
Skype is dried and rusty, while Discord’s just an unfunny shit post
Both of you just lack emotion, so you compensate with emojis
You don’t even know me, I’m your father, so you shouldn’t be boasting!
I’m the software that got many people from around the world to know about each other
While you are the softwares with drama that everyone knows about, even their mothers
I was the first, if you didn’t catch my drift, so don’t think you’re high and mighty
You’ll never leave this chat room when facing this Running Man on that beat (aye)
Hyping up your fans for video chat, yet it’s no better than your server calls
Skype started off as squares, but now, you’re literally just a bunch of balls
I was on top of the game before you bitches came around
So while I'm dialing up, your squeaker users will be dialing it down

DISCORD:
Stop acting like you’re hot shit, AOL’s been dead for ages!

SKYPE:
Can’t say I’m much better, seems I’ve finally reached my final stages

DISCORD:
Well, I guess I can agree that I’m filled with nothing but whiny brats

SKYPE:
But at the same time though

DISCORD & SKYPE:
At least we're not TinyChat!

TINYCHAT:
Aye, shut the fuck up you utter piece o-

Skype vs Discord.

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