Name: What if: Hotel Monika ft. Beavis and Butthead by Stofferex
Duration: 1 min 20 s
Description: A while ago, me, B-Lo and Adam thought up of a parody idea. What if the opening cut-scene from the cult classic game "Hotel Mario" was Doki Doki Literature Themed? Well, now I thought up: "what if instead of Mario and Luigi it starred Beavis and Butthead instead?"

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1II5CaEKS6ghWX62845JCtVyu9RP6n85PSvqSYRMfhZc/edit
AlaskanSam as Giovanni
swizkii as Tom Nook
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias
Additional help from ThatTacoGod and Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Ihaksi
Thumbnail by Trakked
Hint for next battle: imma be real nothing else is super close to being done in terms of a new audio but maybe a video to an old battle within the month or so will be a thing???

Giovanni vs. Tom Nook

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

Cast: Me
Written by Me
Beat by Dave James
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude

Bored Ape:
Yo what’s up duck, I hope you don’t get overloaded
I cryptomine for lines, make your CPU start smokin’

Grabbin golden bunches funded by my loads of tokens 
I’ll start this from the top, make it like my fruit and open 

Everywhere you’re seein me, the Eminem PFP
I’m blastin’ up this track like it’s NF and some TNT

Gettin’ bitches rich off my face and my grinnin’ teeth
You’re just screamin, get ears bleedin, with one word, fore leavin me

The funkiest, hunkiest, duck, print money you could dive in
Forget brass monkey, bruh this monkey made of diamonds

With dough I’m sittin pretty, you throw bread at a park bench
You’re hurt and won’t work, not worth trading on the market 


Aflac:
Here’s a few quotes, wanna ensure we’re not equals?
I’m a duck of the people, you just snug up with BEEPLE

So shut the flock up, you and your whole herd of sheeple
You’re gonna crash this beat and market- like a vehicle!

Help banks stay in shape, from Japan to my lake
But this ugly ass ape made a big funging mistake

Cryptos a craze, I’ll end it on the spot
Cause you’re ridin a wave, I’m throwin you off your yacht 

You may drop and you’ll drop and you’ll drop and you’ll drop
I’ll chain block upon block upon block upon block

I’ve got a foul talk, when I spout my fowl squak
So take a walk to my pond and AF-LICK my cock.


Bored Ape:
Bro, literally, they eat you up overseas
Dawg waddle home, I’ve got the real web feats

Check my chimp strength, gainst geese I’m a beast
It’s ironic that Godfried got fired for his tweets

Let’s not compare Flo, you don’t measure to your peers
You’ve been grating my ears for the last 20 years 

I’m bored, without laughter, I don’t fuck around with quackers
But I do fucks with Affleck- and by that I mean the actor


Aflac:
Lemme capture the moment, a cage you could sit in
Now you’re worthless as dirt, and my write spit victim

Flick of my feathered wrist, here’s my business card too
I’ve seen more fundable monkeys around Central Park Zoo

You’re a fugly cartoon, I’m the most skrukly puppet, 
Japan loves me, bud, they love the receipt you come with

My insurance helps with murders, and all sorts of crimes
But because you were the victim, it isn’t worth a dime

Bored Ape Vs The Aflac Duck - ASSRB

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBWCFE2EwWQ


Battle Cat: Fightmarker
C.A.T.S: JustGamer

Mixed By: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp and Bork
Art By: Nooby
Mixed By: Glitchdude
Beat By: =


Lyrics:

C.A.T.S.: 
Mechanics at the ready! Prep yourselves for Base Defense
Tank the dents, (yuh) and leave ‘em all for dead just like their relevance 
Rusty Nuts and Bolts! I’ll crunch your codes ‘fore you boost bars 
So best gather your luck before trying to shoot Stars!
I’m locked and loaded! Tearing Kraft marshmallows apart!
Scrap down all your crap to pieces ‘n’ scavenge your game for parts!
Can’t pass this cat's pelt! Want a win? Your chance fell!
Biting off of Undertale? It takes more for this champs belt
And your game? In last! Failed. No way in hell that you’ll match this
I was told I’d get in a cat fight, but it seems that I’ve been catfished
Won’t succeed in this Crash test, like my numbers you’ve blown it
Knowing pussies hate the water, you’d best hide when I’m flowing

Battle Cats:
Domination is secured, this Scum Bag’s our next target
Deploy the Cat Patrol and wipe this pussy off the Market!
So please park it, as your talking wont help save your trash tier team
With the power of God and Anime I’ll make this hick bleed!
Hide behind homemade defenses, while I fight the front lines
Arm yourself with ammunition but still choke to shoot rhymes?!
Going Uber in this Fest, heavy lines like Golden Capsules
You’re on the verge of death, so your next steps best be careful
Come with wretched RVs, you won’t stop these armies
Take bites out of parties, you’ve no idea what you’re starting
We brought Mankind to its knees and now we’re still at large
Whilst you’re playing Fake Mechanic in your mother's backyard

C.A.T.S.:
This cotton swab spawn can roleplay as the winner but
My rhymes are lit! Your lines came straight outta the litter box!
So don’t start with your bigger talk, cuz your win ain’t happenin’
As it seems after that verse your game’s as flattened as your rappin’ is

Battle Cats:
Business is Popping, from Japan to the Cosmos
So know Zepto’s Experiments are no worry to Ponos
Try to pad the time of children, but you were just a quick fad
Nothing new to Battle Cats, another win claimed for the clan!

Battle Cats vs. C.A.T.S | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

The demo track I recorded for Megumin vs Ralsei.
Dated March 2023

Megumin vs Ralsei - Eddie's Demo

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Cri and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Cri
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

Two Guzmas, one day. Also check out
https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/giovanni-vs-guzma-trainer-rap-battles

Mancha as Robbie Rotten
Adam as Guzma
Beat by Hollywood Legend Prod.

Robbie:
Here’s a little lesson in rhyming and diction
Because your defeat is going down in… fiction!
Hala at ya boy, Kahuna Rob has got you a treat
It’s time I teach you how to be killin’... the beat!
You claim You Are a Pirate but I’ll Thundershock ya!
All you’ve managed to steal is the style of Team Aqua!
I’m the slimy Icelander, both dapper and smart
Lusamine’s collection ain’t even as frozen as your heart
You're ineffective, defective; scoring like your type: Null!
Don’t make me Sucker Punch for me to get it through your Skull
Tried to beat the island challenge but it seems you hit a snag
Cuz like Nebby, you don’t have this win in the bag!

Guzma: 
Be careful not to make a sound! The First Impression I’ve gotten
it’s no wonder your parents gave you the name Rotten
Runnin’ with Scizors is less risky of a chore
Than cuttin’ in front’a destruction in human form!
With your intent of laziness, I would presume this to be simple, yet 
You’re the most active person in your imbecilic settlement
I’ve no need of a leaf trap to give you a drop
when I’m dishin’ out more flips than Sporta-flop!
Takin’ over like Po Town with an Aria-dose of rhyme
One question, have you ever tried to diss, guy?
I’ll upload a video, get millions of views!
We Are Number One but Big Bad Guzma destroys you!

Robbie:
Look at this Net Ball, with which I’ll catch all your bugs
Leave no Emergency Exit for you and your thugs
Remix this and make a con deaf when I’m rappin’!
Are you still mad that you can’t become a trial captain?
I’m Stingy on the mic, man this victory’s mine!
Who did you expect, Sun or Moon to bring your decline?
So Alola! Don’t let your kids watch my victory
I’ll leave you in the dust that’s covering your trophies!

Guzma:
Y’all are stupid, Robbie! You’ll Lose, I mean it!
So quit Grunting, Prick Jr., and ditch the fruity outfit
I’m nabbin’ Z-Crystals while you nap and catch Z’s
Take it on the chin and don’t run to GoFundMe!
Sneak off with your Siiva! Guz-lord’s runnin’ gold!
As a Beast more Ultra than any trainer’s controlled!
I’m no Normie-type user, but I love to ruin trends!
This outcast couldn’t even make imaginary friends!

Rap BattlePokemonSunMoonPokemonSunMoonGuzmaTeamSkullWe Are Number OneLazytownRobbie Rotten

URBoF

Guzma vs Robbie Rotten - URBoF #6

A while ago, me, B-Lo and Adam thought up of a parody idea. What if the opening cut-scene from the cult classic game "Hotel Mario" was Doki Doki Literature Themed? Well, now I thought up: "what if instead of Mario and Luigi it starred Beavis and Butthead instead?"

What if: Hotel Monika ft. Beavis and Butthead

Vote for who won this battle!
www.strawpoll.me/18407900

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Light and Jacob

*Skype Call Commences*
(Yes we still use skype)
Light: Yo

Vlad: What’s up

Light: Nothing much, Just some stuff happening in th- *Sneezes*

……

Light: okay asshole

Vlad: Wha- What did I do?

Light:
You know what vlad? I just wanted time to relax
I just wanted a normal call but now you’re acting like an ass 
I know getting baked in a call can sometimes be fun
But trust me you’ll wish that you were high for this one

Vlad:
Look at this D00D, I mean, what the fuck did I do?
You’re acting like a real dick, you have to see this from my view
Like, for real, you need to calm down, take a hit of Marijuana
Before you go insane, like your obsession over Avav

Light
Do you really want to take the gloves off?
It’s not your nature to be mean i know that you’re kinda soft 
Can you stay calm enough to spit a good bar?
Or will you fly off the rails like you did your dad’s car
The only time you spit sick was when you caught ligma
Fuck your whiny ass Luis is my new nigga
Come out of your shell don’t hide from us out of fear
Climbing the social ranks while people asked, “you’re still here”?
I’m a little upset and I know that we’re pals
But you’re getting dropped hard like the koopaling royale
You don’t get roles is it your awful flow or vocal cords
Or maybe it’s cause you got cursed by that Ouija board

Vlad:
Want me to get mean? Then things are boutta get Gru-some
Talk about my “whiny ass”? The call logs, go through some!
When it comes to editing, credit me for all of it
If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be Shazam’s bitch
Honestly, us as friends? I keep that between you and me
I’m the only one who tolerates your shit in the community
I can spit with good impressions, you can’t make good first impressions
And with a single question comes a man with singles depression
Luis and I have made it while you’re in the 12th grade
With no dame, you’ll die alone with a bullet in your brain
End this with a K.O. and wear this kitten as a coat
Because Light fucking died.. Olly My!!! I spoiled Death Note!

Light:
Wanna talk about tolerance i see a few issues here
Use my ass a vent when others make you feel inferior
I’ve been through hell and back and suffered countless confession chats
Some best friend, doesn’t know my dirt, your verse? I wrote like half
Now everybody hold your tongue because vlad is getting mad pissed
And i’ll leave this sad kid right under my blacklist
Try to write a good diss or edit for eddie finally 
cause i’ll bite you in the ass like a diss track on all your bullies

Vlad:
OK MiniSuperBitch are you done seeking your ducky?
I’ll kick you in the Dilly, then you’ll come and cry to me
Drama too much for you? Then take a break from the community
And while you’re at it, you should finish up reading “Dating for Dummies”
Hol up.. you’re back? That only lasted six seconds!
And I reckon that you beckon thinking your voice is a weapon
But you’ll get scrapped like everything that you produced!
Like The fuck do you want me to say, bless you?

Light 
I mean yeah that would have been nice

Vlad
Oof my bad. Goodnight

*End Skype Call*
Luis joins

Luis:
AWWW yeaaa
Are you guys ready for movie night?
Guys?
Hello?
Guys?

*smashes table* 
fuck

What if: Hotel Monika ft. Beavis and Butthead

Stofferex

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