First up, we read the animal-based parables that we wrote while drunk. Then we settle in to read a Religious Studies project that 12-year-old Howard wrote about death, in which he examines the beliefs and rituals of various religions, and gives advice on how to cope with bereavement.... How bad can it be...?

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Worst Writer - Rufus & Howard get Drunk & Die

🏠 A house of death. Whose noxious fumes exude within its walls, invisible to the eye, yet invasive to the skin. A poison of kinds that penetrates the soul, and sickens the mind. Many enter the Shunned House, and all that do, do not leave. It eats away at a person’s mind, and their very essence, once draw at a time. Never enter the Shunned House of Benefit Street. 🏠

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The Shunned House - The House that Consumes its guests! FINALE

It's an invasion! A group of aliens who are developing a new way to mosey are preparing an attack on the earth. After photocopying a wild pig and bringing out a nice tray of Charleston powder, they're pretty suck. But then...a life coach appears! Maybe one whose name you know...

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258: Alien Invasion, or a Big Glass of Baby Oil and a Small Glass of Adult Oil

It's the Old West. Seems like a quiet night in the saloon when suddenly, a stranger blows into town with a map to a hidden gold mine! Who will get his gold? The old bartender who went to wafer college? The saloon girl who just fell off the Whoremobile? The local tough guy with something he calls a "gun"? Who knows? Probably even we don't, even after it's all over. But still, fun!

259: The Lost Gold Mine, or Raccoonigator!

This week, we've got a couple of door-to-door salesmen and their murderer friends, working their way up the street, trying to make a sale. Looking for a set of steak knives and a set of pork knives? How about a melon baller on wheels? What about you circle around a shark, see how he likes it. Well, if you're in the market for any of that or an Ancient Egyptian Toe-Mobile Set, you're in luck! Enjoy!

260: Door to Door Salesmen, or When Your Grandpa is Re-Lousing Himself!

Our favorite restauranteurs are back, with the kind of fanciness that chilled their grandmother's trampoline salesman's goiter off! You might not be able to handle this kind of fanciness, but if you succumb to binary quail disease, you'll write a thank you note from beyond the grave. Enjoy!

261: The Gianetti Brothers Return, or Tomato Butter is Butter a Tomato Uses on Its Food

We're back! And there's trouble brewing in the city. There's a madman on the loose, and he's got hostages. So make sure to feed a clock to a bear, rub a golfer without their knowledge, or lick your weight in sheep oil. Your choice!

262: Hostage Situation, or Keep Your Hands Clear of the Friendship Ray!

It's that time of year again! The time for spooky stuff like ruby-encrusted irons, golden pine sol containers, and THIS! The Curse of the Mummy! A Super Cree-Pee Time Spectacular in TWO EPISODES! Today: part 1, where Rebecca and Charles, two archaeologists, you know, look for mummies and stuff. And they wear t-shirts that say "I'm With Cheddar" and they try to baby a horseradish salesman. Stuff like that! Enjoy!

263: Curse of the Mummy! Part 1 or...You Shouldn't Trickle on People you don't Know!

Well, we did it. We did a "part 2" instead of just totally abandoning the premise! The Mummy has captured Rebecca! Will Charles free her? Will the Halloween Superstore sell something that smells like the booster seat at a Shoney's? The answers to these questions and less are just a click away!

264: Curse Of The Mummy Part 2! Or, Put a Blintz on my Rowdy Parts!

You know those fancy dog grooming contests? You know, the ones where you have to geese yourself in private? And where sideways is not an option? You know, the ones where "zither powder" arranges itself in the shape of an organ donor? Talking dogs, the whole thing? Well, this is one of those. Enjoy!

265: Halloween Dog Grooming Contest! or Salisbury Steak While Crying

Horror Horn Part 1 | 🗻🗻 Classic Horror Story
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🏔 Welcome you lovelies, to your Wednesday episode. Mates over here it’s pouring down, thunder crackling away, and the slow thrum of far away rainclouds are pushing me into a relaxing sleep. It’s that kind of weather where the tarmac evaporates the water, and makes the air quite humid – but we haven’t had rain in such a long time here, that we welcome it. Nothing quite like a change of rainy weather, to relax yourself. This plus a cuppa Earl Grey and bam, it doesn’t get better than that.🌄

Today mates I have a tale called Horror Horn, part 1 – another very, very old tale, talking about creatures that are neither human, buuuuut, strangely resemble humans. This episode is for adults only, it has some explicit language, and is sexual trauma/violence, but it is minimal. This is essentially a warning though to all those listening however. Now, turn your lights off, the sound up and lets listen to a very old tale, together ⛰

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