* Beware of what lies beyond that door...

The door opens.

A very old inexperienced male amateur man.

Like this old, yeah. 

That’s a lot. 

I don’t think I’ll ever post much again, make sure to give lots of credit as I myself respectfully will. Mhm, yes. That would be very nice. Love yourself and that’s probably it. 

If you’ve read this, you’re probably telling to yourself. “Wow, I really could’ve done something so much more time valuable rather than read this old farts bio hm? Whis! Get the time maker!” 

(Sorry for dragging this by the way.)

*Insert thousands of wheeze emoji’s.*

Ummm. Fuck you?
Wait a minute, this isn’t love!

Go to @planetjars before I rip off your skin. He’s 5x better than me.

"storma is short for stormapproaches"

welcome to my soundcloud, my audience! check some of my  commendable music.

whenever you feel like using it, ask me for permission!

@sasterdadudester gaze upon my awakening

https://storma.carrd.co

The door opens.

Storma