It's our first episode! Watch us try and wrangle Fish and Chips into stories that contain zero percent football hooliganism. 

Jeff makes us shudder with his tale of forbidden online love, Rich introduces us to a brand new Lionel Richie in the far-flung future, and Josh brings it all home with the long-awaited return of DARANOS from that other podcast whatever it was called!

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Episode One: Fish & Chips

The Bros. are faced with the challenge of a lifetime - somehow make boring old chainsaws and amputations fun and interesting for the first time ever!

Rich starts us off with a brand new sci-fi story about a grisled badass on the hunt for cybers - but not the kind you think!

Next Josh tells a fantasy story that will chill you to your bones and probably leave you wetting your bed by the end!

And Jeff brings us a Hallmark Channel original romantic comedy about Christmas. For real.

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Episode 3: Chainsaws & Amputations

The Bros. are given one of the wackest prompts in history and spin gold outta that loose thread! Only they POSSESS the power to craft like this! Get it? Get it??

Jeff brings us a ghoulish tale of a dweeb in love and also a witch in the woods and it goes off the RAILS, dude

Josh introduces us to a brand new fraternity and their weenie rival jerks and also there's a war and Josh says it's the dumbest thing he's ever written

Rich ties a giant bow around everything and everyone with an origin story that will leave your jaw on the floor and your cheeks a-clappin'

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Episode 4 - Frogs & Possessions

With choo-choos and BIG stealing as their only guide, the Bros craft three dope tales just for your ear holes!

Rich brings us back to the beginning of his Sci-Fi tales with the re-introduction of Lionel Richie (no relation)!

Jeff introduces several new characters of his own in the next chapter of his Blood Moon Conspiracy!

And rounding out the introduction of new characters with a whopping WHOLE CAST introduced is the Fantasy train heist of the CENTURY by Josh!

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Episode 6: Trains & Heists

With the fantastical Bards and the spooktacular Prophecies as our only guiding light into the realm of stories and myth we spun three yards to delight, disparage, and perhaps even disgust!

Josh introduces us to his most hateable character ever in a crossroads tale of music and dark deals!

Rich takes us to the future and back with two of the most lovable and cute characters to date!

Jeff brings back the OG awful guy Flinch on the next leg of his Blood Moon journey - but will he survive THE STACKS?

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Episode 7: Bards & Prophecies

With the festive masks and the questionable autopsies as our only guiding light the Bros wrangle in a new set of impeccable tales perfect for HALLOWEEN!

Jeff closes out the Blood Moon Saga for now with a literal earth-shattering conclusion that will leave you as breathless as Pavlov Flinch going up stairs!

Josh introduces us to two of the nastiest lil' freaks he's ever created in a split Fantasy/ Horror/ Comedy tale that's terrifying on so many different levels you're gonna 3 in pure fear, I imagine. Any other reason and you're the nasty freak.

And finally Rich brings back two beloved characters and deepens their continuing tales to an unprecedented level. Also there's a TON of violence - like Jackie Chan movies but with realistic physics, it's WILD!

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Episode 8: Masks & Autopsies

The stakes have never been higher as the Bros take turns rolling against the house with Casinos & Crime Lords! Three tales of dirty money, bloody consequences, and continuing overarching narratives - you don't wanna miss it!

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Episode 9: Casinos & Crime Lords

With the tantalizing dup of Feats & Keys our favorite Prose Bros. have hand-crafted three glorious tales to keep you on the edge of your seat for much longer than you imagine the episode to be, usually!

Rich goes back to the future, Josh brings back the long-awaited past, and Jeff pens a tale that's even scarier than the present (no guarantees or refunds on that one)!

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Episode 10: Feasts & Keys

With the perfectly matched smooth combination of Hermits & Chases, our heroic wordsmiths bring to light three new tales from the Book of Blood, straight to your ear-holes, and down into your groin somewhere probably.

Jeff weaves a tale of pointless machismo and heavy machinery, life and death! Rich FINALLY reveals the origin story of Grissom Graves - or at least part of it! And Josh brings back Daranos' most beloved character who might be plotting to change the fate of the realm... forever!

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Episode 11: Hermits & Chases

After a long holiday break we're back with an episode recorded before the holiday break! Makes sense! This time around we're confronted with the inescapably Freudian world of Dreams alongside the inevitably pulse-pounding Countdowns!

Our three Wordsmiths weave Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy the likes of which you've never seen - creating unseen worlds that you might not even know are being born before your eyes! Why yes, it has been too long for me to remember what the actual stories were at this point - why do you ask?

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Episode 12: Dreams & Countdowns

We kick off our brand new collection of episodes - Daruma's "Cardi C Collection" with a thought-provoking looking into racism, war-time bigotry, grudges, and monstrous revenge in the only way we know how - by being comedically mean to Cardassians. They're not real, come on! It's fine! (It's not)

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Hilarious podcast boys Rich Masters, Josh Henderson, and Jeff Pennington read original pulp tales in audio anthology format, based on your prompts!

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