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Sativa Sean

As played on episode 52.
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-52/

Bags Of Sand

From episode 61.
Check out The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast at http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/

Image by Mr. Gobun (Episode 58 fan art)
https://twitter.com/G0bun

Small Face Dick

Image from "Maddox - The worst wedding veil I've ever worn / Wedding veil explosion" (https://youtu.be/ubKVk0Yk4U4?t=15)

Maddox' Wedding Services

In reference to "Stoner marketing" from episode 61, and Sean's ongoing ass-capades.

Sativa Sean's Weed And Ass Farm

Check out lakembra's cover of this, which is how it was meant to sound:
https://soundcloud.com/lakembra/dicktales-lakembra-vocal-cover

Credit to _688as for help with lyrics, and dracky for help with thumbnail ideas.

Lyrics:
When you've got no weekend plans 
And your job's shit
If you think your life is bland 
Here's a Dick tip

You don't need much thinking
Just start day-drinking
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Asking chicks about their shoes, it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Get a coach to fix your life it's
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

At burning man danger lurks behind you
And STD's are out to find you
You dodge them all and bring a man home 
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Shit in your dad's underwear it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Throw an orange at some beer cups
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Have your reputation ruined
Dick tales

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