  Im really looking forward to the "chilli sheets" song

"Do you know how hard it is talking to a women in bed, when your voice is all fucked up with too small a face." :( <3

Tiny faced Dick is a tiny hand Trump supporter

From episode 61.
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Small Face Dick

Dickbute - Chris Strand

http://thedickshow.com

With over TWO. POINT. FIVE. MILLION. DOWNLOADS.

Thumbnail by @Aciou: https://soundcloud.com/aciou
Backing track used with permission from www.karaoke-version.com and www.tencymusic.com

Lyrics:
And I would download (two point five)
And I would download (two point five million)
Just to be the man who downloads five millions downloads of your show.

Da-download (download)
Da-download (download)
dadadowndadadowndadoadndaown-download

Two Point Five

Emeht Wohs Kcid Eht

Dong Star

Your Dong (SUNG BY LAKEMBRA)

Your Dong (Hazencruz Edition)

I wrote a parody song and became an idiot then made everyone else do the work.

Thanks to Vistas for memes and editing.
Thanks to Jay Stevens for singing.

Jelqin On a Dong

Jelqin On A Dong

The League of Dickheads Fantasy Football Recap - Week 6

TDS - Recap - Week - 6

Nobody Knew I was Heather - Peach Saliva

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 96 of The Dick Show (2h34m30s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-96/

Lyrics:

 Sup dog, you wanna go for a ride?
'Sure but one rule, I insist that I drive
'I have some DUIs, I hope you don't mind
 Uh just stop humping my leg, we'll get along fine
'Let's get down to business, so you wanna do some suin'?
 Yes Dick Masterson his reputation I must ruin
 Think you can end his show and all the free speech that he's doin'?
'Sure I'll quote this silly Madcucks joke to prove collusion
 Make sure it looks legit, there's a lot on the line
'I'll dot all my t's and cross all my i's
'Check these court docs, I'm a grammatical savage
 Sue anything that walks, they're just collateral damage
'I'll serve Dick with papers 'til he's soakin' in sweat
 I hope we win soon 'cause I'm as broke as it gets
 File some fancy motions, force the dickheads to be silent
'Well first I have to piss, do you see a fire hydrant?

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 I found a new .gif, that's add it to the log
 They're photoshopping you now, that didn't take long
'Is that supposed to be me?  A drinky-drivey dog?
'Who's pissing on my face?
 They call him Pepe the Frog
'Feels bad men, I'm gonna bite these defendants
 Convince the judge we're right so he tears up the first amendment
'*gasp* Bold move! I think that might just work
 Ugh, I'll do the writing
'And I'll confuse the clerks!

 Bicycle Boys yeah we fit like a glove
'He likes to get cucked
 He drives and gets fucked
 Together we're gonna win, 400 million bucks
 You guys'll get sued if you try to say we suck

 We need to get to New York
'Let's pedal 'til our feet hurt
 Can Jane ride on your lap?
'What's she like?
 She's a real flirt
'Meh, not my type
 She'll make your cucking dreams reality
 There's nothing inherently wrong with a little bestiality
'Uhh, I like my bitches, a little less bitchy
 Why are my britches a little bit itchy?
 Oh well, let's get back to the plan
'First, pay my retainer
 Here's some Vodka
'You're the man!

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 We're gonna win this, I have a good feeling
'Uhhh! I hate Greenberger and his Easter Egg memeing!
 Yeah he's next, let's sue him when we're done
'What for?
 Same as the rest, he's having too much fun

 Bicycle Boys

Small Face Dick

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