knock you down is like wii sports baseball and you have to throw 10 million splitters since nobody can hit that

Can you add a hamburger that screams every time something goes wrong

Mhm? It seems someone is trying to call you.
You check your bag and pull out your phone.

* (Ring... Ring...)

* Uh... so um. Hey... there?
* I... don't really know who you even are but like... I got your message a few days ago...
* Look, I know I can't really help you out of... whatever the hell you're in. But I just figured you'd want, like. Someone to talk to, y'know. Must be really lonely in there.
* So like. Wanna talk about somethin'? Anything you have in mind?
* ...
* ...
* He- Hello? You listening?
* Wait. Hold on.
* ...
* Oh f**k.
* I called the wrong number.
* ...
* Well.
* You miss every chance you don't take, I guess.

You hear the caller cleaning their throat.

* HEY THERE !!
* HAVING TROUBLE STARTING THAT ENGINE ?
* CAR IS FEELING A LITTLE MAD, DEVILED OR GLOOBY?!
* OBJECTS APPEARING CLOSER IN THE MIRROR ?!?
* WELL COME ON DOWN TO Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!! 
* WHERE WE HAVE ALL THE Autos
* ALL THE Marvelous
* AND ALL THE T. !!!
* THAT'S RIGHT !
* WE HAVE ALL THE T. !!!
* OUR Autos ARE REFINED TO PERFECTION
* COOKED AND BOILED FOR YOUR CONFORT WHILE ON THE ROAD
* CLEANED WITH OUR FINEST EMPLOYEES BY OUR FINEST SPONGES
* AND BOILING ACID !!!
* THATS RIGHT !
* BOILING ACID !!!
* AND IF YOU GET YOURSELF AN Autos IN OUR NEWEST SALE
* YOU TOO CAN BOIL THAT ACID !!!
* CHUG IT DOWN TIL YOURE SKIN TURNS CRIMson
* SIGNATURE COLOR OF OUR Autos AND T. AND Samson
* THAT'S RIGHT !
* SO GO DOWN TO Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!! 
* HOME OF THE NATIONAL SPORT OF PLUE BEPIS CURLING
* WHATS A BEPIS ?
* WELL PLUE YOU TOO BUDDY !!
* Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!!
* WHERE WE GUARANTEED YOU WILL LEAVE WITH NO COMPLAINS
* AND NO MONEY's
* GUARANTEED !

* (Click...)

... better not to question it.

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Track composed by :
ReverieNova

Main Artist :
Mistdrawz 

Discord server:
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EX. Whoopsie Noodles! It’s a Spam Call!

Start but in cool music phonk 😎😎😎

(This little guy moves weirdly, like a bird's head after it's body one after another. It'd be a terrifying sight if his whole body wasn't covered in raven-colored clothing. You can't see his full face, it's shaded by his borsalino.)

(Spamnaire) * I KNEW IT. YOU → Chumpit → .
* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, → L16H7 → NEMS → .
(Kris) * ...yyyeah, what about it?
(Spamnaire) * YOU GUESSED IT. → That Is Horríd →
* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM "FANS" ARE'NTCHA.
* → Ever And Ever → THEY SEE THE BETTER SIDE OF YOU.
* DON'T. WORRY. THIS IS → Normalis → ROUND HERE. OK.
* BUT... YOU. → Gotta Stay True → . TO YOURSELF
* YOU SEE THE → Spotlight On Me → ?
* I'M THE FAVOR, →  I Am Rite → .
(Kris) * WHO even ARE you?
(Spamnaire) * NONOnononono... YOU'RE NOT → Listenot →
*  THE GREATEST AUCTIONEER OF 1997 AND BEYOND  
* YOU GOT YOUR → Choppet → EARS, BY MY TERRIFIC → Stylishstic → .
* OOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHAHAA... 

(Kris) * (Get me across this guy faster, he's off his rocket.)

(That's the spirit.)

(Spamnaire) * COME ON, DO NOT → Lie Lot → TO YOURSELF?
* I'M TICKIN'... BUT YOU NOT → Diggin' → THE VIBES??
* YOU DISRESPECTFUL → #### →
* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. THE CROWD → Loves My Shemot →
* THEY SEE. I'M WICKED?
* AND → They're → Diggin' → It → ALRIIII-
(Kris) * Listen, weirdo, I have better things to do!
* So if... if you won't move, I will move you myself...!
(Spamnaire) * CUTTING ME OFF??? → Mid Sentof → ??????
* YOU'RE IN SPOILED → Boiled → WATER NOW. → Rascaul → .

(So you're actually feeling confident today. I wasn't expecting you to shout at strangers.)

18 - Spamnaire

* A soft glow surrounds you like a warm hug.
* You are filled with the power of feeling all warm and fuzzy.

ꡙ﹌﹌﹌﹌[CREDITS]﹌﹌﹌﹌ꡙ

MUSIC - @boomboxxi
ART - @redybear

AMPHITHEATER - Foyer

And so your final piece of the grand game of life finally takes its place.
Its a tragedy, your life ended so soon.
One can only hope the time you were granted was truly lived.
...

"This is not the end, Clair.
With such close proximity to those defiant of death, and your own will to continue...
Your SOUL may reshape once more.
Do not take this as your goal being achieved just yet.
If your strength wanes even once, it is over.


Stay determined, Clair."

music by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by @ayoubthestupid

07. Mori

Let's gamble cover

* I understand your concerns.
* ... but.
* On such a nice day, why not play a game of catch, Samson?

* How is that a compromise??

@oz7619

9. Ringer

* br0000 introduce urselves
* WEre anarchists bscly
* father hiring yaoi couples lm40

* What?? We're not dating if that's what you're insinuating.

* rule 1 dont feed the trolls
* i OWN you
* and so do i
* and so do i

* IT SEEMS THE REBELS BREW THEIR OWN TROUBLE, TROUBLE!
* MUCH LIKE ME! UEE HEE HEE!

* i dont believe u
* and so dont i
* and so dont i
* F###########
* we the

I think @user-302593990 will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame 👀

10. lisa.mp3

~THE BODY BUILDERS ATK 4 ~ DEF 4
Rule 1: don't feed the trolls
Rule 2: don't pick your nose
Rule 3: don't tell anyone you pick your nose

@the3dguy for... well, I think you know.

11. Fight THE BODY BUILDERS

* dafuq runs outta mARBLECAKE at a time like t his?1

@redybear
@the3dguy for being the 3d guy

13. Body Shop

* An intoxicating haze envelops the area! Use your WEAPON to block fungal attacks!

(green soul purple Soul mechanic but not color swap :eyes:)

RAGEL MUFFET SWAP
(in muffet's role) Cerpis - walking talking Mushroom that is All about every Kind of mushroom. shrooms. the GAs mask is connected to a tank of psychedelics and he Tries to use his shrooms on you to complete a task given by Some Mysterious Angry Teethy Figure. :eyes: wishes to Be able to cook Food. makes things up all the Time due to all the psychedelics in his System. Watch out for his Non Sentient living mushroom buddy though!
(in ragel's role) Muffle - its legs are actually its stache which it can Puff out at will. usually it's two Stiff sticks of hair but it can Make it a normal stache. and the y Also have BIG eyes with something like eyebrows on them

059 - On Shrooms

FATE FAVORS THOSE WHO DARE TREAD BENEATH THE CIRCULAR MASK.

@erkcertia
@redybear
@oz7619
@jart-ist
@jalapino-colada
@azauel
@plabet
@the3dguy

9. Ringer

STRINGROT

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