* (String together jokes to appease the crowd!)

♪ Stage Fried

JELIX_J_JOKER ACT 7 DEF 4

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ITS TTIME FOR THE INFINTE FUN¡!¡¡¡
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NEW NEW THUMBNAIL BY @roccothestormfilearchiver

the song by @karolkpusta


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guys also look at my other songs PLEASE

LISTEN TO V2!!! https://soundcloud.com/breakingbenchesnumber1fan/oceantale-megalovania

PEAK thumbnail by @breakingbenchesnumber1fan

houshou marine/dead ma'am's chest by toby fox and camellia

OT Megalo by @casserole12345

OCEANTALE - MEGALOVANIA / ft. ComZPuter

Shout out to GOAT Mishagold for archiving the song

Toby Fox (ft. Austin Jorgensen) ~ Secret boss ♫ RISE FROM DAMNATION [from Deltarune Chapter 3]

This is the "To comprehend everything To comprehend everything To comprehend everything is my" and YЯT TO DOXXƎM< YЯT TO DOXXƎM< >ИOИA CALLƎM" Replacement 
For my sick and twisted au Deltarune the same same same same other puppet 

(The full title is "//TUP LLI--EHT OT UOY TUP LLI-//-EHT OT UOY TUP LLI-//-STAY IN LINE-//- STAY IN LI-//-NE OR YOULL BE IN-//-" but I shortened it because soundcloud wouldn't let me change the bio unless i shortened the title for some reason)
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>We can talk this out RIGHT?? There's got to be something I can do to make you happy!!
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 (and make sure you don't FUCKIN RUIN MY REPUTATION FOREVER) /srs

Key| THERE'S NOTHING THAT I WANT MORE THEN MAKING YOU SUFFER ALEN DEXXIE! 

>t-then beat me up!! I dont care!! Break my fuckin bones turn my guts to mush.
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 ANYTHING over people knowing about my cough "interests" /gen


🌵🔎| *This needs to be investigated 


Key| YOU'D RATHER HAVE PHYSICAL PAIN OVER PUBLIC ZHAMING AND HUMILIATION??? .... interesting 


effect| FINE, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER, GET READY TO GET TURNED INTO PULP ALEN DEXXIE!!!!

effect| FYI, MAKE ZURE TO PUT ON A FIGHT, 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙕𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙍𝙈 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙕𝙇𝙐𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀

* Kræddapillar the Artefact Fanatic lunges for your throat ! !

🐛🐜🪲🐞🦗🪳🦟🪰🦋🪰🦟🪳🦗🐞🪲🐜🐛
song by: @kagecake
thumbnail by: @imollieyo
vocals by: @imollieyo and Ollie 2 (not to be confused with Jodie)
writing by: @jma-06
SPECIAL THANKS: @cambutcooler (thanks for helping me w/ the Dexxie design!!)

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, AND www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo and The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz and @therealmaz
(something something credits being wrong)

//TUP LLI--EHT OT UOY TUP LLI-//-STAY IN LINE-//-NE OR YOULL BE IN--//-{Deltarune; 4SOP}

Og by @jacksqrd
https://soundcloud.com/under_fell/087-all-tomorrows?si=d60ddb9ceb2b4931851a6f3451815c3b&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Art https://x.com/D_P_1022/status/1671853534223167488

★ ALL TOMORROWS ★

Pray, make your wishes
For the sake of all you troubled people 
Now, mightiest goddess, Usa-Pekora
Gracefully decends!

*UsaPekoran (R-ABBIT)
It's time to reject YOUR humanity and become RABBITS!

https://www.youtube.com/@usadapekora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBuJD-ugT_g

39. Mightiest Goddess, USADA PEKORA PEKO !!!

O: * Your spirits are awful low for bein' this high up!
O: * What's troublin' ya, son?

J: * UEE... NOTHING CAN TROUBLE HE WHO LIVES FOR GAMES!

O: * Gyaa ha ha! I admire the spirit!
O: * Or at least the one yer puttin' up.
O: * Though wouldn't be much of a writer if I didn't indulge ya!
O: * "The man who lives for games", eh? Darn catchy!
O: * But yer statement about being untroubled is quite the plot hole, wouldn't ya agree?
O: * No man is without his qualms, and if he was that'd make for a damn boring story!

J: * OH HO, ASSUMPTIONS MAKE AN ASS OF ALL OF US, MAKE THEY NOT?
J: * THE DREAD IN YOUR HEARTS IS PAINTED OVER BY JOY!

O: * Ain't it what's on the inside that defines what's outside it?
O: * That joy don't mean scrap if it's just coverin' somethin up, don't it?

J: * UEE... HEE...?
J: * IN THE PRISON OF MY MIND I ALONE CAN DO AS I PLEASE...
J: * SHADOWS DANCE, HELL TURNS HEAVEN,
J: * I MYSELF PERCEIVE THE COLORS YOU BLIND YOURSELF TO!

O: * Even so, wouldn't ya rather step outside and share that sorta vindication?
O: * Freedom is nice, but it can feel lonely if ya isolate yerself.
O: * What I'm about to say's a little cliché, but it rings true in my book!
O: * You can feel joy or pain, but whichever path you pick...
O: * Walk it with someone who'll let ya hold their hand.

J: * ...
J: * HEE... A VALUABLE GIFT RESONATES IN YOUR VOICE.
J: * ONE BEFITTING FOR THE WRITER WHO UNDOES TRAGEDIES.

O: * Gyaa ha ha ha ha!! Now THAT's a catchy name!
O: * Although, I'm not the one who has that kinda power.
O: * I'm just yappin off at ya!
O: * Yer the one who's got the decision to make, ya old fool!

J: * UEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!

O: * Gyaa ha ha ha ha!!

34- Wisest Words

* Aye, the Flower King?
* He's an alright ruler, I suppose.
* Keeps obsessin' over some "long-lost love."
* Load a' baloney, if ye ask me.

Ringaround Reservoir

So I made a joke in a discord server I'm in about a Deltarune Swap AU with Mike and Sully as the "FIM" Guys instead of Woody. This captures just that. 
"I wouldn't have nothing if I had you."
Happy Chapter 5 everyone!

A Monsterous Adventure! - You and Me Theory (Friend Inside Me Swap! Theme)

the same same other puppet, though it is not the same as it was the day I have first found it.

This is the “] need a meal need a meal Need a meal NEED A MEAL” replacement for whoever the fuck's fAUlt this is, “Deltarune: The Puppet & Same Same ouppet”.
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🟪👁⩿C҈O҈U҈N҈T҈ Y҈O҈U҈R҈ D҈A҈Y҈S҈
🔶👁⩿ᎽóŪ ρŪΐ A ᏨŕóᏕᏕ óŃ ᎽóŪŕ ŵᏥóĹê ĹÎ∮ê ŵÎΐᏥ ŵᏥAΐ ᎽóŪ ჟŪᏕΐ ȡÎȡ

𓂏⩿S̼͙̤͕͚̭͎ͬ̀̅AŸ̺̳͙͚͚́ͤͤ͐̉̄ ̟̐ͭ̅ͤ̎̎̚F̦͍̻͙̝̼̝͌ͣ̐ͬA̹ͩ̎͐R̻̝̯Ē̤̮͖͔͚̰̎̿͆W͐ͤ̚E͖͈͂͂ͦ̂Ĺ̬̏ͩͅL̪̰͒ͬ̒ ̪͖̜̜̤̹̬̊ͥT͔̗̱̰̞̬̿ͥ̊̓̋O͉͓͎̗̞̝̻͋ ̫͖̦̬͚̬ͅT̙ͅH̃̿̈́̑͋O̭̹͓ͦS̗̟͕̰͖̞̊̿Ë̯̑̄͊ͭ͂̃ ̰̫̣̣̇̓̿̏̓Ŵ̥̼̩̹̽ͣ͐͛͂̐H̲͈̮͉̯͆ͦ̉ͣ͂̽̚O̭̣̺̬̠͆ ͌ͭ͊̑H̦̺̲̻ͯͣ͛E͎̬̠ͩͩẢ̝̗͚̱̽̅͊̽̐R̼͎͔ͯͯ̏ ̬͚̞̬̀ͣ̓̈́Â͒̒͑̈ͥ̒Ś͚̫̮̩̪̺͐̎ͤ̓͛ ̩̲̗̯̠͔̋̊̃̾ͦT̹̣̼̜̻͉́̄ͥ̇̀ͣͅȞ̻̩̗̲̇Y̜̠̞͉͆ͦ ̬̫͈ͯ̃͂̋̆̑̊ͅE̪͌̄͊ͭͭN͓̳̥̻ͥ̏D͚̹͓͖͙ͥͩ ͙̳̘͚̝͈ͯ̑̊̍͊ͬI̔S̟ͧ ͚̩̯̗͕̘̟ͤN̤̟̜͕̱̼͛͋ͤ̍ͤͣO͚͇͉̅̾̈̑ͩͯ̒ͅW̙̯̬̩͉̝͓͋̏̔ͣ

🔴REC 00:03:22
𝐘𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐇𝐓 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆? 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐔𝐍!

🟪👁️⩿R҈E҈S҈I҈S҈T҈A҈N҈C҈E҈ I҈S҈ F҈U҈T҈I҈L҈E҈
🔶👁️⩿ẏόЏ ಎσή'Ꮏ ℜúℕ ∮ổᶉỂ/ℯᏒ

𓂏⩿T̰̯̈́H̚E̜̘̒E̻̫̘͐ ̪̙̖̥̎̾͑ͩ̏́̒Ĉ͉̳̳̃ͨͩẢ̂ͮ͗̑ͫ̋Nͮ̿̀ͥ̚ ͩͥ͛̒O̝̱͔̗͍̫͗͂̂̊̃͆̏N̖̤̠̖̹͚͈ͯ̀͒ͧ̾ͮL͔͔̩̘̦͇̃̂͋ͩͪY̳̯͑̉͂ͬͬ̄ ͇̣̍Ḓ̭̈Ē͖͍̟͔̭͛ͨͦͥLA̳̹̙̣̪͎ͮ̑̑ͣY̪̎̔ ̦͖̖͆̀͛ͫT̄̇͆ͦ̂̽Ḧ͇̅ͬ̋ͤ͛̃Y̩͔͕̤̘̒̆ ̰̘̭͂́̉I͍͎͇̘̚N̿̿E̻̬̱̘͓̘ͅV͙̯̫̠ͫ͑̒̋̚I̱̭̒̎ͤ̑̃͊͑ͅT̥͓̪̻͎̞̗̔̾̈́ͫA̹̰̟̰̜͈̺ͯ̄̏͒̉ͣ̐B͙̝̳̞̞̤̼ͭ̿L̥̳̮̤̲͑E̯̙̲ͧ͊͂́̚ ̰̤͐̓ͬ̂̉ͅF̪͔͈A̳̞̖̣͇ͤ͊͆̏T̔͐͗ͪ͋̊̾E

🔴REC 00:03:27
𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄

$$$-EpIc-BrO-$$$ donated $5.00

🔴REC 00:03:29
𝐘𝐎𝐎𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔

🟪👁️⩿W҈E҈ A҈L҈R҈E҈A҈D҈Y҈ H҈A҈V҈E҈ A҈ N҈A҈M҈E҈,҈ B҈R҈A҈I҈N҈L҈E҈S҈S҈ S҈L҈U҈G҈
🔶👁️⩿(ℋĒ ðΐ∂ ņØť ♏ęAη ŢዙAτ ōỮŘ ŋAᗰė ìś ᗷŕAℑŊᏁê∫Ŝ šλữĜ ℎÊ įÑŜÛ£ŢēƊ ẏǾỰ)

𓂏⩿O̹͇̮͙ͅŮ̠ͯ̆̿͂R̙ͦ ̪͕NͦͤA̘̹̫̙̙̪̘̍̂M̙̱͍̦̫̞ͥ͋̈́E͉͎̠̬̊͗ͮͅ ͉̦̯͂͑ͧ̌̃ͥͅS͛͗ͫ̀ͭ̒Ḧ̰̼̻̠̫̥́A̳̼̳͕̭̜͉ͬ͐ͪ̀̋̇Ḽ̳̺͈͍̌L͔̤ͮ̿ͩ͆ ͖̪̳̦͕̞̮̉̃ͧ̅B̳ͬ͋̃̏ͣ̐ͣẺ̊ͫ͌͛ ̯ͫ͐͐͆ͤ͌Ṭ̞͇̽͆̉͐͒̈́H̟͙̬̄̏Ẽͤ͋̓͒̓ ̗̗̩̗͍͎̪̇̆L̺̼̳̟͓͕̹̆ͤ̔̃ͦA̘͑͂͂ͪͩ̉ͫST̻͗͑̒ ͙͔̭͈̪̰̘̑͂͐̓͐̾T̳͎͓̾ͪ͊̑ͮͩ̉H̙͔̄̓̃̃͌ĬN̖̪̯̊̽͒ͫ̃̅G̩̭͈̝͎̐ ̪̈́̇̅͌ͧT̻H͈̥̳̤̳̤̫͛͗̓͛͐̂A͈͋͗̂͌Ṭ̣͓̲̩̙͇͛͂͑̓̍ ̥̈́T̙̲͔̠̠̎ͪ̚H͍͉̞̤̠̰̿E̹͌̍̿̓̅̅̏E̞̫̼̟̯͗ ̪̺W̥͒͂̔͊̾I̱̯̭̩L̝͎̙̂̾L̹̗̝̓ͤ͗ͩ ̠̼̟̤̺̣̠H͍ͣ̎̿E͐̄ͪͫ̍ͪ́A̯͎̦̭̯R̩ I̟̪ͭͪ̅N͖̘͙̐̅ͥͮ̄̃ ̓ͩͬͨͬT̎H̫̘͓͍͙͇̥ͮỴ̮̬̮̀̆ͬͭ̆͌ ̱̳̘̮͛ͬ̏̚F͚͍̩͍͉̀̎ͅṶ͒̏ͭ̈̅̈̒C̻͖̼͙̝ͨ̓̉̐̉K͇͚͌̿ͦ̂͂̔̔I̯̪̳̝̻Ñ̮̯̅Ḡ͕̮̖̜̣͖͂ ͍̭̲͌̂̀ͪ̄͌L͚̖̯͈͈ͫ͐̃ͅḬ̲̫̤̜ͥ̔̽̏͗F͈̖ͩE̯̯̲̍̃̍̚
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Song by: nobody
Deltarune by M
The Other Puppet by Y
The Same Puppet by B
The Same Other Puppet by A
Vocals by L
fAUlt by L
Recording by S
Who the fuck are all of these people above
Our restraunt's food does not contain any infectious products
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How old were you when you first counted your days?

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34- Wisest Words

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