ill impregnate a whole village soon (in minecraft 😢)

ALL GIRLS ARE FEDS. BREAK FREE FROM THEIR CLAWS. END IT. 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

this is funny because i wrote some of the lyrics

I broke up with my last bitch so tragically she fucking un-e-girled herself I swear

She Hates Me

Pop-Phlodge

Lyrics:

I’ve been thinking
About the things you say
Every morning when we awake

You act like he’s still near
You act like you need here
I wish you would make it clear
told me he disappeared 
I just can’t trust you dear
my eyes fill up with tears
You're lying to me I fear
It’s his name I hear

I’ve been thinking
About all the things you say
every morning 
About the time when we awake
I’ve been thinking 
About how it brings me pain
I’ve been thinking
About how you say his name

I woke up alone today
on the ground my cold feet weigh
take a shower, clean my face
go to work from 3 to 8
cover shifts, jim's got a date
so burnt out, and I get home late
feed the dog, and clean the plates
eat alone, then I hit the hay 

I’ve been thinking
About all the things you say
every morning 
about the time when we awake
I’ve been thinking 
About how it brings me pain
I’ve been thinking
About how you say his name (x2)

I've Been Thinking

They Speak Through The Screens (Bad Takes Only Cover)

i should have killed myself that day
the girl I like is afraid of me.
i should have killed myself that day
My past haunts me every day.

And now I'm alone again,
watching my life go by,
I close my eyes and feel the pain.
There is no hope, I'm a living dead.

(X2)

i should have killed myself that day
i should have killed myself that day
i should have killed myself that day
i should have killed myself that day

I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF THAT DAY

No Friends

An old song that i decided to release
originally written in october 2021
recorded on 4track cassette on about june 2022

Don't Waste Your Time On E Girls

Should've known right when I saw you
Been sending nudes since the start of high school
But I liked your hair, thought that you looked cool
But now I know that there's no fucking hope
I remember when my friend showed me
He pulled up your nudes on his iphone screen
I wanted to die, I wanted to scream
And in that moment I knew there was no fucking hope

The girl I like is the village whore
Now I don't want her anymore
The girl I like is the village whore
And I've never wanted to kill myself more

Been heartbroken for about six months
I really wish you weren't a dumb slut
We could've done cool things and had a lot of fun
But you went and crushed all my fucking hopes
You do dumb shit and fuck a lot of guys
Everytime I think about it I wanna cry
Wanna crash my car into a tree and fucking die
And every day I think I want to commit suicide

The girl I like is the village whore
Now I don't want her anymore
The girl I like is the village whore
And I've never wanted to kill myself more

Village Whore

July 19th 2019

lyrics:
I was standing in line waiting for tickets
I saw you standing there looking so exquisite
I just had to come up with a way to get to know you
I knew you wouldn't talk to me because I'm so below you 

your black hair and your thigh high socks 
and your edgy shirt with your eight eye docs
you look so good to me i couldnt beilvie it
but i knew you were trouble i could feel it

lalalalalalalalalalaal

i walked up to you full of surprise
when you looked me up down with those deep green eyes 
you looked at me and i forget how to speak
i looked at you then i looked at my feet

you and me talked for a while 
you looked at me and gave me a smile 
you turned to me and said you had to go
you walked out the door you left the show 

lalalallalallalalallalal

Concert Girl

i was raised by a place
ive been on since i was eight
or maybe 9, the internet,
sat online, on the world wide web

everything i've ever seen
ever learnt, its from a screen
and who i am today
was influenced by the way
i was raised on the World Wide Web
raised by the Internet

raised by the World Wide Web
don't have any real life friends
mind melted by the internet
World Wide Web

i was raised online
i was raised online
maybe that is why
i came out behind
all the other kids
all cause i had unrestricted
access to the internet

knowledge at my fingertips
and everything that any kid
really shouldn't be seeing when
he's browsing at the age of ten
terrorist beheadings
and anything with death in it
propaganda, fucking goatse
i came out so fucking lonely

raised by the World Wide Web
im anxious with every breath
cause i was raised by the world wide web
World Wide Web

Raised By The World Wide Web

A broken brain, a broken mind 
I don’t know why I even try  
I feel so low all the time
I hate myself, I wanna fucking die

Defect defect, I’m a reject 
I think I need a factory reset x2

Everyone hates me 
My brain is rotting going crazy 
cant live like this anymore
Life is shit and there is no reward


Defect defect, I’m a reject 
I think I need a factory reset x2

Oooooo

Defect defect, I’m a reject 
I think I need a factory reset x4

Defect

check out the music video: https://youtu.be/xdtPFrAmgms (by @somatv)

i like to spend all my time on the computer
i like to be an online account user

i like to watch funny videos online
i like to laugh and joke with online friends all the time

i have a discord, i am always on there
i haven't left my house in almost a year

there's so many things i'd rather do than this
but i don't know how to interact in real life
no matter where i go it's always the same thing
nobody understands i need some help
i'm a com, com, cum
computer loser

zoomers listen to my songs on soundcloud dot com
they're very sad and lonely lonely just like me

spent 1500 dollars on a computer
just to play some games every now and then

i have no life at all i'm a neet
and if it weren't for my family i'd live on a street

there's so many things i'd rather do than this
but i don't know how to interact in real life
no matter where i go it's always the same thing
nobody understands i need some help
i'm a com, com, cum
computer loser

Don't Waste Your Time On E Girls

hallowed

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